Zeke Faux

Yeah. And then she said at one point she liked to analyze cryptocurrency market trends. So I'm like, oh, crypto. I'm sort of curious about that. Tell me more.

Yeah. And then she said at one point she liked to analyze cryptocurrency market trends. So I'm like, oh, crypto. I'm sort of curious about that. Tell me more.

And so eventually she starts telling me about something she calls short-term node trading. Okay.

And so eventually she starts telling me about something she calls short-term node trading. Okay.

And so eventually she starts telling me about something she calls short-term node trading. Okay.

Yeah. She's sending me these price charts. And she's basically saying that she can predict fluctuations in the price of Bitcoin. And she starts in between the Golf and Ferraris. She'll be like, I see an opportunity in the Bitcoin market.

Yeah. She's sending me these price charts. And she's basically saying that she can predict fluctuations in the price of Bitcoin. And she starts in between the Golf and Ferraris. She'll be like, I see an opportunity in the Bitcoin market.

Yeah. She's sending me these price charts. And she's basically saying that she can predict fluctuations in the price of Bitcoin. And she starts in between the Golf and Ferraris. She'll be like, I see an opportunity in the Bitcoin market.

No, yeah, it's total nonsense. But it sounds kind of equally plausible as like all the other random jargon in the crypto world. Like EVM arbitrage. That's a real thing.

No, yeah, it's total nonsense. But it sounds kind of equally plausible as like all the other random jargon in the crypto world. Like EVM arbitrage. That's a real thing.

No, yeah, it's total nonsense. But it sounds kind of equally plausible as like all the other random jargon in the crypto world. Like EVM arbitrage. That's a real thing.

Short-term node trading. That's a big thing.

Short-term node trading. That's a big thing.

Short-term node trading. That's a big thing.

Yeah. And one morning, I get yet another text that says, Love, did you sleep well last night? And I'm like, I've got to get Vicky to scan me. What am I going to do? And so I'm like, Vicky... needs to know that I have money and that I have financial goals. She needs to know that, like, I'm ready to spend. So I sent her a picture of a goal-wing Tesla that I want.

Yeah. And one morning, I get yet another text that says, Love, did you sleep well last night? And I'm like, I've got to get Vicky to scan me. What am I going to do? And so I'm like, Vicky... needs to know that I have money and that I have financial goals. She needs to know that, like, I'm ready to spend. So I sent her a picture of a goal-wing Tesla that I want.

Yeah. And one morning, I get yet another text that says, Love, did you sleep well last night? And I'm like, I've got to get Vicky to scan me. What am I going to do? And so I'm like, Vicky... needs to know that I have money and that I have financial goals. She needs to know that, like, I'm ready to spend. So I sent her a picture of a goal-wing Tesla that I want.

And I was like, Vicky, I need money to buy this Tesla. And Vicky said... I see the price is $142,200. As long as you like this, money is nothing.

And I was like, Vicky, I need money to buy this Tesla. And Vicky said... I see the price is $142,200. As long as you like this, money is nothing.

And I was like, Vicky, I need money to buy this Tesla. And Vicky said... I see the price is $142,200. As long as you like this, money is nothing.