Zerk

You don't know what, what things will happen in your life and how it will play out.

You might have like an egotistic side of you that's like, I know, like, Zerk, you don't need to tell me, bro.

I'm going to be like a private jet pilot.

I'm going to be chilling and all that.

I'm going to be a nurse.

I'm going to love my job.

All right.

Just don't say I didn't warn you.

I'm going to get married to my high school sweetheart.

She loves me, bro.

All right.

When she decides to go to Ohio State and you live in Oregon, let me know.

No, okay.

That makes it seem like, okay, you know, long-distance relationships never work.

They work.

If two people want it bad enough, they will work.

100%.

Don't ever think that, like, oh, you know, my girl's going off to college.

It is over.

You guys just need to talk about it, honestly, and see if both of you actually want to be with each other, or is it like, oh, we live in the same town, we like hanging out with each other, and, like, you know, you're young, so you want to have somebody.