Zoe Ball

A serious talk will call him off wonderfully.

So I haven't heard that phrase wandering hands for ages.

I know it makes me feel a bit creepy.

But to be honest, I was the other way around.

I was like, why are there no wandering hands?

I wanted wandering hands.

I mean, I remember being accidentally caught when a friend came over, a boy and we were just like, kind of, not much was going on, but there were a few hands in certain places and my granddad walked in.

Yeah, I just remember being like, that's so embarrassing.

And he was so adorable.

My granddad, he went...

Do you think it's time that you should be going now, young man?

I was like that.

Oh my God, this is so humiliating.

But I fell in love with every boy I ever met.

I mean, this was the hopeless romantic, you know, watch too many movies and listen to too many love songs.

I was in love with all of them.

It's like...

but he's so perfect he's so amazing and they were always complete geeks and they were often quite funny and I'd stayed friends with a lot of them but yeah I mean I didn't have to hit any of them with a handbag let's say it took me a long time to even get a snog to be honest I didn't get much action to be honest with you

But did you ever follow the advice from magazines?

No, I didn't follow the advice.