Zoe Lyons
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Podcast Appearances
I mean, I tend not to seek out reviews, but occasionally you have reviews thrust upon you.
The worst place I've found for that, of course, is the Edinburgh Festival as a comedian.
I'd just finished the show.
This is why I never use public toilets anymore.
I was in the middle cubicle of the ladies' loos and two women came either side of me in the other toilets and then just continued to absolutely destroy me.
They went, did you like her?
I didn't think she was very funny at all.
I didn't think... What did you think, Sharon?
I didn't think she was very good.
I hope the next person's better than that.
And I couldn't leave the loo and I thought, well, I...
Clearly I live here now.
I'll just have to spend the rest of my life in a middle cubicle in an Edinburgh toilet.
In the end, I resorted to just writing on a piece of toilet paper.
I quite like to just shut it under the floor.