Chapter 1: What shout-outs does Dave make at the beginning of the episode?
The Dave Ryan Show on KDWB.
I got to give a shout out to the Ridgeview Emergency Room and a spine surgeon that listens to the morning show every Monday and Wednesday in the OR. So they're doing spine surgery and they're listening to us in the OR.
Whoa. Mondays and Wednesdays. What do you think we're doing at that time when they're doing surgery?
Think fast and face off. Yeah, they're playing think fast. They're going. Dr. Pepper, 7-Up, Pepsi, Diet Coke, Coke with Lime. That's so cool. Thanks for listening. A spine surgeon. I love that. We have Sabrina Carpenter tickets to fly away. This is so cool to go to Los Angeles, stay at a beautiful hotel that's probably within view of the beach or palm trees or whatever.
Then go to Sabrina Carpenter, enjoy the sunshine, walk around in a pair of shorts, get a little tan, get a little color, get a sunburn, whatever it is. Go down swimming, go see Santa Monica Pier, and go see Sabrina Carpenter. Here's the key word that you need to know, the key word this hour. that you're going to use the TalkBack feature for is very simple. It is Sabrina. Sabrina is the keyword.
Open up the TalkBack feature. If you haven't heard about this contest, we're going to fly you to L.A., you and a friend, and it'll be cold here but warm out there, so you'll get away and enjoy all the sun and things. And if you want to go, use that keyword on the iHeart app and say the keyword is Sabrina on the TalkBack feature, that red microphone. That's all you got to do.
Speaking of concerts, I was off on Monday and Tuesday, so I didn't get to talk to you guys about the Paul McCartney concert. Yeah, I've been wondering how it was. On Friday, right? I mean, it was amazing. It was amazing. But there was a problem that I just, somebody's got to give me some advice with this one.
So because it was Paul McCartney and, you know, he's not going to be around forever and he's a Beatle. And for my birthday, we decided, OK, we're going to get the best seats we can, the best seats we possibly can that were available. So we spent a lot of money on these seats.
And we're so excited, and usually I bring binoculars to a concert because I'm a nerd, but I thought he's going to be right there. I won't need binoculars. We get there.
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Chapter 2: What exciting contest is announced involving Sabrina Carpenter tickets?
We're going in, and we're on the floor. We're on the floor. We're going in, and the woman scanning goes, oh, yeah, these tickets have been upgraded. You need to go back to the box office. We're like, upgraded from the floor near the front? Yeah. Okay. So we go to the box office. The guy that was behind the window didn't know what he was doing. I mean, you know, he didn't know what to do.
Don't fault him. So he asked for his supervisor. And a woman comes over, and she's like, oh, yeah, okay. And so she says, here's your wristband. So she puts it. We got a wristband. We put it on. And she says, here are your tickets. And we looked at the phone, and they were the same exact seats. They had not been upgraded at all. So we go to our seats. They're not on the floor.
They're four rows from the bottom. They were good seats. But, I mean, I asked a friend of mine who sat directly across from me, how much did you pay for your tickets? He said $350. I said, that is about one-fifth of what I paid for my tickets. We're in the same view. And I was asking Jenny yesterday, we had wristbands on. What do those usually mean?
That almost always means you have access to the floor and then to specific areas on the floor where there's separate bathrooms or porta-potties set up behind the stage or something so that you don't have to deal with going back up in the stands and getting to those bathrooms.
Yeah, and I don't want to sound like a spoiled, you know, like, no, my diamond shoes are too tight. But this was really special to us, and we spent a lot of money, and we didn't get the tickets that we paid for. And I know that it was somebody at the box office saying, They didn't mean to, but they screwed up. And I want to know, who do I call? Do I call the the the U.S. Bank Stadium box office?
Do I mean, do you call Ticketmaster?
My question, my one question is because the only thing I could think of that would make your ticket so much more expensive than theirs is you guys got on like the day they went on sale, right? So they weren't resale tickets.
That is correct.
Okay. So that was like the only thing I was thinking of was like you guys got bamboozled because you had to buy resale and they already jacked it up because that's what they do is people buy out huge concerts and then jack the price up.
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Chapter 3: What was Dave's experience at the Paul McCartney concert?
And I'm not trying to call anybody out, but this was this was a very expensive mistake. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it is kind of like if you're going to rent like a Lamborghini and they give you a Toyota Camry, a Camry is still a good car. But you paid for a Lamborghini because it was a very special night. I get it, but you enjoyed the show, no? We did. We loved it.
And I told Susan, I said, we're not going to let it ruin the night. I was a little salty, but I'm not going to let it ruin the night. It was amazing. And then we thought about it on the way home, and I was like, there's nothing we can do. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So, I mean, it does suck. It's a loss, but at the same time...
I wish I could pay front row to get in or like as close as you were because you weren't. You know what? One day, you know, you're 24 years old. Yeah. When you're older and you have like some money saved up in your life. I didn't have any money when I was 24 years old. Of course, concert tickets back then were $12.50. Yeah.
When you're as old as Dave, you'll be able to afford.
When you're as old as me, you'll all be rich.
You're all going to have a lot of money. It will be $10,000 for those tickets.
Yes, exactly.
No problem. But I don't know, Dave, I would be salty if I was you to find out someone next to me paid that amount of money and I paid what I did. So, you know me. I am not a Karen, but I'm a Karen when it comes to saving money or being gypped on something. So like I would absolutely email Ticketmaster, email US Bank Stadium, like all the people until I find some kind of answer.
So what do you want to happen though, Jenny?
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Chapter 4: What issues did Dave face with his concert tickets?
They had to suck it out with a straw. Hey, Jimmy.
Jimmy, get in here. It's like when babies have boogers.
Jimmy, get in here and start sucking. Here's little Egyptian Jimmy going, God. This sucks. All right, we'll be right back with Call Me Now to Win. Boo Bash tickets put you on hold. You've got to wait a little bit, but we'll get you into Boo Bash next on KDWB. We are back one hour commercial free.
I've got to mention that tomorrow I'm going to be at the Pilgrim Dry Cleaners in Wyzetta from 1130 until 130, collecting coats for kids. And anybody who donates, we've got prizes from KDWB. We've got Devani's Pizza gift cards. But everybody who donates at least one coat, kids' coats, adults' coats, winter coats, anything like that, I will give you a copy of my book.
Little Dave's Amazing Day, which gets rave reviews from two-year-olds to five-year-olds. So if you've got a two-year-old to five-year-old, they will love Little Dave's Amazing Day. Available on Amazon. But if you come by Pilgrim with a Coat tomorrow, then I will get you a copy of the book. Jenny's going to be at the same location on Friday.
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Chapter 5: How does the team discuss the significance of wristbands at concerts?
Same time and everything, 1130 to 130.
So come on by. Everybody's got a coat that they never wear anymore. Like you skip past it every winter. It's like, nope, nope, nope. Or everybody who's got a kid has got a kid's coat or three that the kid is outgrown. And maybe you've done the hand-me-down a couple of times, and now it's like, okay, donate them to Pilgrim.
They do such a great job every year, and donations are down way down this year because it's been so warm that people have not been thinking winter coats. So they're way behind, but we lived here long enough. We know it's going to get cold, and we're going to wake up to two to four inches of snow on the ground sometime in the next month or so.
So come on by Pilgrim tomorrow, 1130 to 130 in Wayzata, or on Friday with Jenny, 1130 to 130. Right now, we're giving away Boo Bash tickets. I've got an idea for my costume. Okay. But I'm a little worried it might be offensive. Oh, goodness. If you're worried about it, then it probably will be. It probably is. I think I'm going to chance it anyway. Yeah, low-key, I am here for it.
Yeah, I feel like telling Vaunt what it is because Vaunt would be, I don't know. Supportive? Sure. Supportive. Well, Vaunt likes offensive. I'm messy. Why don't you tell Vaunt right now and Jenny and I just won't listen? Text it to me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, because I get the sentiment there, but I think I'm just going to walk in with it and see what happens.
Are we going to recognize you? Huh? Are we going to recognize you?
I will tell you this. I promise you I'll be the only one in the room dressed like this. Okay. That's so vague because I can say the same exact thing, but I know mine won't be offensive. Are you going to dress as Vaughn? Who, me? Yeah. Well, let's see. No. No. No. I mean, it would be offensive if you did. No. Screw you.
I mean, I once went as my sister for Halloween, and that was one of my favorite Halloween costumes because it was personally hilarious to me. And if it's personally hilarious to you, that's a win. It's worth it. Absolutely. Absolutely. Whatever you're going to dress as, you should wear a costume. It's not required, but we're going to point and laugh.
If you come in a Vikings jersey or a sweatshirt, we're going to point and laugh at you. So let's get you into Boo Bash. You can win $1,000 for sexiest contest, men and women combined. We're going to do best overall creative costumes, so that'll be really cool. And then couples or groups. Do you want to go to Boo Bash? Let's play the game. Jenny, it's all you.
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Chapter 6: What fun game do they play called Boo or False?
And so she didn't have a rear view mirror. She didn't. I get the side view, like the one that's on your passenger. I mean, on your driver's door. She didn't have that before the accident. So she didn't see me coming. And like I said, she kept making it worse for herself. She was like, yeah, this mirror hasn't been here. And also, it's the third accident we've been in on this street.
And I'm just like, this is helping my case, I guess. Yeah, right. But insurance is taking care of it. Do you call the cops for an accident like that? I had no clue that in Minnesota, the police don't come unless you, one, they're not giving you their insurance information, like not cooperating, or two, unless somebody's injured or something like that.
So I had to call my insurance and get it all figured out. It's getting figured out. You know who I should have called?
Who should you call? Top Dog Law. There you go.
They would have helped with everything. That's funny. I'm glad that still, though, that sucks with a brand new car. Yeah, no, it's so annoying. Was she nice about it, like apologetic? No, she was actually very, like, she was crying when she went to hand me her license. She was shaking. And so, I mean, I felt bad, but I still was like, my car and, like, your irresponsibility.
So, getting it figured out. Honestly, getting a side mirror shouldn't be that difficult to fix. So if she's had three accidents because she doesn't have a side mirror, girl, get yourself a side mirror. Go get one from Dollar Tree. Tape it on. Yeah.
Or maybe be extra cautious when you're pulling out of an area.
Top dog law, baby. They're going to take care of it all. I love it. You can fake an injury. That's what you can do. Fake an injury. Ow, my neck. My neck, my back. Yeah, that's another commercial. Start wearing around one of those neck collars and be like, oh, man, I'm in a lot of pain. Yeah. What did you say? I can't hear you. I'm losing hearing in my eyes. Hearing? Yeah.
We are never more than 30 minutes away from Sabrina Carpenter tickets. Next one comes up in about five minutes. Right now, let's cover some dirt. The Dave Ryan Show, 101.3 KDWB. So Diane Keaton died last week or a week and a half or so ago, and it turned out she did a Christmas song in 2024, and it's actually climbing the charts. It's now at number 22 on the digital song sales chart.
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Chapter 7: What are the details shared about the Boo Bash event?
Over and over and over again. I want to hear Jingle Bell Rock. Over and over and over. Over and over again. Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. By the way, Cool 108 is probably going to start playing Christmas songs in the next 20 minutes.
Oh, I can't wait. People are coming to us, though. There's still leaves on the trees. Yeah.
That's right. That's right. Jenny?
Okay, you guys know that I love Lewis Capaldi, and he was just on BBC Radio, and he did a little cover of Paramore's Still Into You.
I should be over all the butterflies It got this far Cause I don't really need to wonder at all Yeah, after all this time I'm still into you
I love when people do stripped down versions of songs. I mean, obviously that's a cover, but just in general, the performances on BBC are so good all the time.
My favorite thing about Lewis Capaldi is that he just looks like a normal person. Like you could see him at the Uptown VFW and you'd be like, there he is.
Anytime I've seen a radio person interview him, he seems just like a normal person. Just a dude. Yes. Just a dude.
Yesterday I reported on K-pop Demon Hunters, because that is part of my personality at this point, and that they are bringing it back to theaters for Halloween weekend. And also coming back to theaters just for Halloween, the Michael B. Jordan movie Sinners is coming to IMAX, is returning to IMAX. So if you didn't get to see Sinners the last time, you can for Halloween.
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