Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Hi, Cindy. Hi, Dave.
So, Cindy, what'd she say?
She's singing along.
Sing it, Cindy.
I was going to say, I don't think she knows that song.
So, Cindy, this is Jenny's mama. And Cindy had not had a date in a long time, as sometimes single moms want to do. So, you had a date on Friday night, right?
Saturday.
Saturday night. Yes, I did. Well, let's hear about it.
I was so nervous.
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Chapter 2: What led Cindy to go on her first date in over a decade?
The tuck, she said. It was freaking 85 degrees out, and my hair kept falling, so I kept getting product from my daughter to hold it up.
Yeah.
And, yeah, yeah.
She looks great. I saw a video of her, and, Mom, you look very beautiful. Aw.
Okay, so the young man picks you up. Did he pick you up?
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Chapter 3: How did Cindy prepare for her date on Saturday night?
Yeah, young man.
Did he hold the door for you on the car?
He opened the door for me. He had a Jeep Wrangler.
Okay, nice. He had a Jeep Wrangler. He opened the door.
Okay, good. And come to find out, my neighbors were peering out their front window.
Everybody wants to know, Cindy. We all want to know.
You were the hot neighborhood gossip.
So which VFW did you go to?
It was a nice steakhouse. Oh, good. Oh, first thing, sat down. I said, so, hi, my name is Cindy Lutenberger. And I'm shaking his hand. I go, so, so-and-so, what is your last name? And then he told me. So I got his last name. That's a good one. She didn't know. Now she can stalk him on the Internet.
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Chapter 4: What was Cindy's experience when her date picked her up?
And he cut into his steak, and it was medium, just like he ordered.
Okay, good. Good, good, good, good, good. So now here's... Anyway. Yes, continue.
What did we talk about? Yeah. Everything.
Okay, good.
Everything. I asked him questions about him, and then finally he goes, well, you tell me about you. And I'm like, oh, nobody's asked me those questions. You know, I like to know books. No, I don't dwell on myself very well. Anyway, the conversation went really long before dinner, then during dinner, and then after dinner. He goes, well, what do you want to do?
I said, well, what do you want to do?
So we just headed back to town, went to this great place I've never been to.
Okay, sorry.
Okay, so you left the restaurant. You go, where did you go?
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Chapter 5: Where did Cindy and her date go for dinner?
So we just sat down on this park bench. It was really comfy. And just listened to the reggae band for, I don't know, an hour and a half. I don't know. I think it was 1130 when they closed down. And then he goes, what do you want to do now? What?
Yeah.
Let's check out the new brewery in town. Go up to the front door. Private party. Can't go there. So we went to a nice bar. And I, you know... And since I'm old and I can't hear well, I ended up sitting really close to him so I could hear every word. Sure.
By the way, if you're just listening, this is Jenny's mother, Cindy, who has not had a date in a while. It's been a little while. It's been a little while. A long time.
Okay.
He tried. And then, so Saturday night she had a date, so she's giving us the rundown. So third bar, so restaurant, bar, third bar, and it's getting late now.
Five drinks in, go out to pull and show him my phone, show him a picture of my phone. My phone's not in my purse. I'm like, holy crap. My business is on my phone. So we walked back to the place where the reggae band was, and it wasn't there. And then we went in his Jeep, and it was in the Jeep.
It was in the Jeep. Oh, thank goodness. Jesus. Cut to the end of the date. Did you come home that night?
Yeah, my daughter didn't think I was going to, but I did.
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Chapter 6: What awkward moments did Cindy experience during dinner?
I took him up on the pool. What? And the moon was shining.
Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, back up. Back up. So you took him up on the pool?
Well, there's a big deck around the pool. I see. I didn't know. I didn't know that.
You have a pool in the backyard, so you and this gentleman get up on the back deck. You probably each got a cocktail in your hand, too.
No, no, no. He just said, I'll walk you to the door. And then I proceeded to tell him about how the switch is broken on the pool, and he's handy. Oh, my gosh, he's handy. He can do anything. Good with his fingers. And so then he said, well, I could fix that for you. I said, oh, I didn't say that for you to have you fix that for me, you know. And guess what else? Guess what else?
What else?
He's two years younger than I thought he was. That's me not hearing. He's two freaking years younger than I thought he was.
That's okay. That's okay, you cougar. So he's eight years younger than you total?
Nine total. Nine. That's fine. That's all right. That's all right. So then what? Same decade, though. Born in the same decade, so that's fine. And he said it's just a number. And, oh, my gosh, he loves to be outside. He doesn't like to sit still. Right, Johnny? That's how my mom is. She doesn't sit still. Oh, so I said we can all be horizontal when we're dead, right? Right.
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Chapter 7: What activities did Cindy and her date do after dinner?
I asked my son-in-law, do I text him and tell him I had a nice time? He goes, I'd wait until Monday, but I don't know. I don't date. I'm married. He texted me and said I had a great time and it was so sweet. We're going to do something this weekend.
This next weekend? Do you know Friday or Saturday? I've got to write it in my planner.
Well, probably Saturday, although I'm moving my daughter out of the house, so that's another big life change. She can do that herself. No, she can't.
Okay, so you have another date probably coming up this weekend.
Most likely.
Okay, very good.
Aw, you're going to have to kiss him.
Let me ask you a question. Are you going to shave your legs before this date?
Like I said, every day.
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