30 Going On 13
Episodes
ER
16 Jan 2026
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy's medical credentials, all the classic medical archetypes, the hit piece by Ashley Tisdale that's rocking the nation,...
ALF's Special Christmas
24 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss a massive scandal rocking the Terry's Chocolate Orange world, what the deal is with Toffifee, using Ferrero Roche to psycho...
Xena: Warrior Princess
06 Dec 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss psychological disorder associated with chasing ping pong balls and buses, moms always putting Cornation Street on the tv, h...
Charmed
20 Nov 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the Amber Alert that’s been out for us (oops), commercials for dementia that ruin your whole day, being a piggybacking tr...
Goosebumps "Say Cheese and Die"
15 Oct 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss how the city is overrun with 50ft skeletons, the cheugy-ness of pumpkin spice, catfishing the youth, an anthropological stu...
House M.D
16 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy dancing with her substitute teacher, the statute of limitations for spoiling the catfish doc, TIFF, Liv getting bulli...
Teen Angel
08 Sep 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the catfish doc sweeping the nation, cartwheels as a sign of personality disorder, body fluid rorschach tests on doctor pap...
Drop Dead Diva
26 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the latest culinary mad scientist creations at the CNE, the process of converting to a life of press-on nails, finding a hu...
The X-Files
18 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy’s sick as hell GooGoo Dolls experience, Billy S level lyrics, Crush Orange Zero, when gum becomes mealy, resorting ...
Dude Where's My Car
05 Aug 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the Vans Warp Tour era of music, the current hierarchy of energy drinks, getting high and sending late night emails to eque...
Bananas In Pyjamas
28 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the experience of going to the mall, the murder allegations against Annabelle the doll, investing in a pool flottie, the da...
The Magic School Bus
21 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss mandatory running for school, the natural transition into Arnold in adulthood, putting miniature zen gardens in your mom’...
Freaky Stories
15 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the discovery of all the Tubi stars in our midst, the antipasto scandal rocking the nation, getting rocked and rammed at We...
Radioactive
08 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss how everyone and their mother is getting botox, getting moles removed, pool kids vs. non-pool kids, advertisers making poop...
Decorating Cents
01 Jul 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss training to lucid dream, the new 15 inch Capri Sun, Liv’s current state of psychosis, the humiliation of reading text msg...
AYAOTD - "The Tale Of The Vacant Lot"
24 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss fear of finding out aka fofo, the millennial pause, the Zeddy ferris wheel, Sears, the solemn tone of Instacart ads, a scar...
8 Simple Rules
17 Jun 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the men wilding out in our tiktok comments, Maddy’s experience living The Suite Life, getting gaslit by housekeeping, the...
George Of The Jungle
27 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the Lancome Juicy Tube ads with all the 2000s crushes, lip glosses with cranks, how commercials used to be fun, YouTube vid...
Euro Trip
20 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the Royal Match celebrity ad epidemic, Momtok, stinky ice cubes, a review of the Tim Horton’s Infusr, the iconic schoolya...
Summerland
13 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss how we’re the adult snackboiz podcast, the ponpon style of shirt, the discovery of a downbeat zhjing, the power of a sung...
Veronica Mars
06 May 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the age old feud of car vs. pedestrian, Maddy’s family business, pulling your tongue muscle from sedentary lifestyle, the...
Dance Moms
29 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy’s anti-Pretty Woman moment, Liv’s de-collaring of Lindt bunnies, birthday cake pop, using the word groom in refer...
The Vampire Diaries
21 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss AI videos of anthropomorphic cats & barnacle-filled whales, Maddy’s box seats at the hanging, exhaustion in the bones, Li...
Bratz: Rock Angels ft. Blair MacMillan
16 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our sad bank accounts, hairlines and head circumferences, the connection between 9/11 and the origin of bratz dolls, Blair'...
The Ashlee Simpson Show
08 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss sleep eating, how big 2am is in music, how you take your banana bread, the menu at the CCFAC, a bombastic new edish of POW/...
PATREON Preview - The Pitt, The Studio & MORE!
01 Apr 2025
Contributed by Lukas
The media we are ingesting is all over the place. Also why is sushi available 24/7 at the airport? We talk Carrie, The Pitt, The Studio, BLINK the pod...
Glee
25 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss those lil Charmin toilet bears, a POW review of Cove soda, injuries caused by doodoo shovelling, the fear of brain-eating a...
Cyberstalker/Offline (2012)
18 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss all the cyber sleuthing in the wake of Big Hairy Leg, a botched Orange Coke Zero live review, whether or not you have a puf...
Blossom
12 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss some boots on the ground intel about Nancy Grace, a review of the 7Up Shirley Temple, childrens’ books that are the stuff...
Smallville
03 Mar 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss candy culture from childhood, growing up with an ice machine, THE bar aka the log-shaped Reese, how shirley temples = Swiss...
Arthur
26 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the origin of Maddy's hypochondria, orange pee, a new hot spot in town, how hard it is to do pizza dough, what an aardvark ...
Zenon: Girl Of The 21st Century
19 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the irksome texture of kiwi, juice from concentrate, the sonic warfare waged by the words “ceetus lupeedus” , how borin...
Peak Season
11 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Pop Of The Week (POW) featuring drinks with aloe chunks, whether or not we board (hint we don’t), the ill-fated Vermont s...
Everybody Loves Raymond
02 Feb 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss some major pop debacles, My Strange Addiction strawberry applesauce edition, the scent notes of an elementary school gym cl...
Yes Dear
22 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss being a nosty girl, what came first the awful husband or the awful husband show, go-to flaves for sparkling water, our cool...
King Of Queens
12 Jan 2025
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy being a popcorner, the mind-blowing Cool Rider cameo in Merry Gentlemen, how Smartfood stinks weird, crying about foo...
The Merry Gentlemen
18 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss how Maddy is "getting into pops", being shamed by the Presto tapper, eating all the cookies before a cookie swap, the need ...
Bridget Jone's Diary
07 Dec 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the absolute banger of a soundtrack, the Wishbone wardrobe guy, the OOAK, ripe green pepper corns, what Colin Firth does to...
Hot Frosty
27 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss a PSA to people who send bad photos, how we all need to start wearing the same outfit 24/7, how alarming it is that a child...
Friday Night Lights
16 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss yearning for high school football culture, having an X account in this day and age, the joy of discovering English Teache...
Recess
06 Nov 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss AI nostalgia videos, the most bummer months of the year, Liv’s baby mittens for her rotting finger, Maddy’s medical doc...
Are You Afraid Of The Dark "The Tale Of Station 109.1"
25 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the concept of dogs h-wording, how it turns out that anti-sex doesn't sell, some killer dog costume ideas, RyGo, how evergr...
Goosebumps "The Haunted Mask"
22 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss going off the rails for a night of clurb-ing to the GBumps theme, the mystery of Elliot Moose, ordering Halloween costumes ...
Final Destination 3 Pt.2
12 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss ways to get in sweata weatha spirit, fake voicemails from murderers, the bizarre 9/11 connection, how it’s easier to lear...
Final Destination 3
05 Oct 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the greatest month of all, people who lay their life on the line for the company dime, saying “sweet dreams” before you...
Power Rangers
29 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss America's sweetheart Moo Deng, the societal downfall brought by Hawk Tuah girl, having to triage your ailments, Liv's upcom...
Twister
14 Sep 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Alexa PenaVega's casting as young HH, when the infamous "prodigal son returns", H2 as Blake Lively's inspo, the dubiousness...
The Day After Tomorrow
31 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the lack of response to the trump shark image, the movies our high school teachers played in class that had nothing to do w...
Deep Blue Sea Pt.2
24 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss having ciabatta bread for the first time, how the greatest comedy bit ever performed was by a shark, admitting to pimp my r...
Deep Blue Sea
17 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our never ending saga with terrible hairlines, Liv's fairytale trip to the farm, how hot Maddy looks in her new movie, the ...
Supernatural
09 Aug 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss all the staples of “lake sweet lake” style cottagecore, the worst story you’ll ever hear in your life, hating Jared P...
Reba
16 Jul 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the no-mans land that is Facebook its the bday army, converting Maddy to the deodorant-on-thigh method, Liv discovering Cha...
Weeds
30 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss all the super kewl terms for marijuana, the origin story of Boston Pizza, how millennials tried to ruin dogs with doggos & ...
Popular Mechanics For Kids (sort of)
20 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss being fungal queens, the truth behind what ringworm is, a god awful experience dining on King West, a play by play account ...
Art Attack
11 Jun 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our never ending support for big business, if the internet might just be a bad thing after all, being ready for a baby in y...
Train 48
31 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss all the constructs and schemas we break down via nostalgia (which isn’t cringe), the madlibs that is the genre of “Cana...
In A Heartbeat
24 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the latest news in the chip world with Lays super mash bro mashups, Maddy's infamous work relationship with her peer Shawn ...
Teletubbies
11 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss an amazing new segment called "Burden Of The Week", the newly released Tim Horton's flatbreads, the varying boiling points ...
Wishbone
03 May 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our issues with all the money men dogging us, the sock wars waging online, Liv's disdain for the current fashion trends, th...
Just Married Pt.2
23 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss an insane My Strange Addiction circa 2024 update which involves a wine tour of eating cush, Liv’s Chipotle hack that went...
Just Married
16 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy's professional jealousy of Joe Rogan, EQAO season and 3-sided mini cubicles, a listener story about making their own ...
Trading Spaces
05 Apr 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss being in love with Ty Pennington even though he probs stinks weird, learning about "Tree Man" aka the first time Maddy ever...
My Strange Addiction
24 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our newest show idea of a detective who uses sticky feet to collect evidence, how Trading Spaces has been wiped from existe...
What Not To Wear
17 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our trials and tribulations with parenting small rodents, how terrifying it would be to live in the early wild west days ...
Jon & Kate Plus 8
10 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss “The 4 S’s” of non-negotiable film genres, Oleato and lavender lattes, the Mini Egg & TCO supermash bros style mashup...
NYC Prep
04 Mar 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy choosing to not go into the family foley artist business, NYC baseball teams (weird), whether you're legally allowed ...
Ready Or Not
25 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the sinister conspiracy involving mid-level celebrities and the game Royal Match, the signature filter of Canadian tv, gett...
Entourage
18 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
Guess what we talk about in this episode? Maddy's insane "economic theories" with no basis, 123-let-me-watch-this.com, low rise jeans making us sick w...
Malcolm In The Middle (The Emma Stone Episode)
11 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss how loose lipped we got during our live show, the way GusGus carries cheese, our take on the new seasons of True Detective ...
Medium (The Emma Stone Episode)
03 Feb 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss how Winners is a full twilight zone, having hammerhead shark style tits, needing a masters in geometry to figure out bra si...
Easy A: Part 2
28 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Maddy aka Lil Miss CBC and her new show, guys who do weasle ball tricks, our upcoming live s*x show (eek), breastfeeding Di...
Easy A: Part 1
20 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss fun "Emma" (wink) Stone facts, the difference between condos and apartments, summer super sale blowouts of the ass variety,...
The Hills
13 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss going double (Von) dutch with your friend, some bits we're workshopping, how eating a California Sandwich is like racing ag...
Pretty Little Liars
06 Jan 2024
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our HUGE literal NATIONAL award, how excited we are to see that new swimming pool horror movie, sharks coming out of french...
A Charlie Brown Christmas
22 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss which CBrown character are you (ex. a Charlie moon with a Lucy rising), the annual family xmas viewing of Ma, Maddy suddenl...
Richie Rich's Christmas Wish
10 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the crudely done CGI of the 90s, Keith Morrison reading Rudolph instead of Gilgo Beach murders, the age old real vs. fake t...
The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants 2
03 Dec 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss inspirational quotes about women living with wolves, Maddy's late night texts from Santa, getting catfished by Amazon, havi...
The House Bunny
26 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss teasing your hair, our colleagues from Ned's Declassified bringing shame on the pod community, the razor sharp line between...
2000's Youtube Videos
13 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss using "someecards.com" as social media, what level we are on YTV haunted house game, desks that are human-sized butter keep...
Degrassi The Next Generation "U Got The Look"
06 Nov 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Canadian Heritage Moments, the BIG ASS news about our BIG ASS Canadian Podcasting nominations, the joys of fork-to-table ea...
Stigmata
31 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss sending your dog to the store, Maddy's sad Cat In The Hat story, all the Casper porn proliferating on the internet, a HUGE ...
Casper Ft. Grace McClure
25 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week we discuss Ugg slippers and their knockoffs, thinking skinny jeans were eternal, death row last meals, whether people know who Devon Sawa is...
Are You Afraid Of The Dark "The Dead Man's Float"
14 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss whether the curtains match the drapes, trying to talk to young people, all the hot goss from our recent live show, whether ...
Goosebumps "Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes"
06 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss what horror flicks we've been indulging in lately, the weird AF movie selection on Amazon Prime, whether Kellan Lutz is hot...
Stick It Pt.2
03 Oct 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss dogs and farm animals, when Uber Eats goes horribly wrong, how we're still technically pre-law/pre pre-elite/pre-med, how n...
Stick It
22 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss our love of the flavours "brown" and "blue", how bugs are never in condos, the nightmare of being a double-dog mom, doing N...
Iconic 90's Commercials
15 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss school agendas, Liv being an organization princess, the concept of drinkable yogurt, how politicized teens eating breakfast...
Grey's Anatomy
05 Sep 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss how much #setlife is taking over our lives, missing the boat on being ASMRtists, how movies are actually hard to make, the ...
Hannah Montana
29 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss all of the fun we had at Fan Expo, our latest experience in the never ending Boston Pizza saga, the reality of #setlife, th...
True Blood
20 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss fugly university dorm furniture made from mahogany, the extreme illness induced by the iconic "4 quadrant display case" Ike...
90210
12 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss how sickeningly jealous we were of this cast, taking fashion risks, the major launchpad that is Degrassi, the Shenae Beech ...
Ally McBeal
09 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss committing spoilers against yourself by falling asleep, Doodle Bears, boys weaponizing Skydancers, 90s singers having perm...
Whatever It Takes Pt.2
01 Aug 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss a much overdue Movie Corner (and not the movies ya think), Sesame Street shirts from Bluenotes, the phenomenon of teen boys...
Whatever It Takes
24 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss some Party Of Five reflections and retractions, getting unwanted peeks behind fast food curtains, the utterly off-brand/unc...
Party Of Five
17 Jul 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Mother Boy style doggie dates, the sex move "the sloppy Guiseppe", being a Stern boi in the streets and a Barbara Bush in t...
Sabrina The Teenage Witch
30 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss Liv's jetlag and all her Parisian brags about being in Paris, the dream of having a Guiseppe-based wedding proposal, Maddy'...
Passions Ft. Alex Ateah
26 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss watching Maury after school, how Wednesdays are for piano lessons, the different iterations of the steamroller game, whethe...
Seventh Heaven - The Weed One Ft. MAL
20 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
We chat Boston Pizza smells, Nanaimo bars, Happy the Narc, Rev Camden, Annie Camden, holding a joint like it's the ring from LOTR, no one being cool i...
PSA's From The 90's
13 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
This week, we're talkin' "What's Your Thing", "House Hippo", "Smart As You" and the chart-topping hit "Don't Put It In Your Mouth". All can be found o...
That's So Raven
04 Jun 2023
Contributed by Lukas
In this episode we discuss the need to stop making fun of podcasters, our stance on Miss Vickie's All Dressed chips, Maddy's descent into a full blown...