A Court of Tattoos and Rosé
Episodes
EP 45 - BONUS - Book Boyfriends 2.0
12 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Since we finished ACOMAF, that means we have to discuss some delicious men! Welcome to our second book boyfriends episode with our special guest Skye ...
EP 2 - TOG - Caitlyn's Duke (CH 4-6)
07 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
No worries everyone, we found Caitlyn a Duke! He may not be the Duke of Hastings…but he comes pretty close? Or not. Meanwhile, Celaena, Dorian, and ...
EP 44 - ACOMAF - ACOMAF4Ever
04 Apr 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Yes, yes, it’s our last ACOMAF episode. Mads may be still crying...Blake and Caitlyn are already counting down to ACOSF. But today we do a recap of ...
EP 43 - ACOMAF - Hybern Is Sippin' (CH. 65-69)
28 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Hybern is living the high life. He is making plans, reigning terror, and taking names. Revenge is even sweeter with two cherries on top. Oh that’s r...
EP 1 - TOG - Thy Name is Kale (CH. 1-3)
24 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise! We just couldn’t wait any longer to dive into SJM’s OG series, Throne of Glass. Join us in our first bi-weekly TOG episode. From the ver...
EP 42 - ACOMAF - Read The Room
21 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Today we talk about how making a plan in the span of a couple hours probably does not equate to a revenge plot that was planned for well over 50 years...
EP 41 - ACOMAF - Ding Dong Ditch The Weaver
14 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This episode - a quick description. Feyre and the Attor have their reckoning. Plans are made to destroy the Cauldron and go to Hybern. Feyre and Rhys ...
EP 40 - ACOMAF - Plowed
07 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
And we are back! And it starts on a table. Then some awkward bowing. Followed by spilling ancient secrets. Probably not smart, but we live and learn. ...
EP 39 - ACOSF - The Pond of Seed
01 Mar 2021
Contributed by Lukas
And we are back with Skye (@skyeslibrary) to discuss all of the theories and predictions that A Court of Silver Flames gave us! Let the wildness begin...
EP 38 - ACOSF - That Four Letter Word
21 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join Madison, Blake and our special guest, Skye (@skyeslibrary), for a SPOILER FILLED discussion about ACOSF. Our discussion kicks off with a reminder...
EP 37 - ACOMAF - EXPLICIT
14 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Explicit, and that’s all we have to say about that.
EP 36 - ACOMAF - She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not
08 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
This week’s episode, chapter 54. When Rhys shows up at the cabin, Feyre offers him a deal. Tell the entire story, tell the whole truth about their b...
EP 35 - ACOMAF - Always Watching Wazowski
01 Feb 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After the Suriel drops the tea, Feyre is pissed. She leaves her “new” mate injured, in the freezing mud, and demands Mor to take her away. Mor tak...
EP 34 - ACOMAF - XOXO, the Suriel
24 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
After a close and exceedingly annoying encounter with Lucien which reminds us all of how psycho Tamlin is, Rhys and Feyre take some shelter for the ni...
EP 33 - ACOMAF - No Light For Your Cigar
17 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
PSA: We want to apologize in advance. This episode is very...The Cadre (if you know, you know). The Illyrian Mountains are cold, bitterly cold. Feyre,...
EP 32 - ACOMAF - Bass Pro Shop for Fishing Expeditions
10 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
Join us and fellow bookstagrammer, Skye @skyeslibrary, for our Starfall episode! Plus, we got a chance to talk ACOSF! This is a pivotal moment in Feyr...
EP 31 - ACOMAF - Everybody Puts Keir in the Corner
04 Jan 2021
Contributed by Lukas
We started off the first weekend of 2021 in The Court of Nightmares! The Inner Circle is back in Velaris and comes to the conclusion that the only way...
EP 30 - ACOMAF - See You Next Tuesdays
20 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Well we have half of the book now and some nice blood rubies to go with it. Amren is busy decoding the first half of the book while drinking the blood...
EP 29 - ACOMAF - Sing To Me, Paolo
13 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Summer Court - Round Two! Feyre believes she has found where the book is hidden. Because who wouldn’t hide a book full of terrible power in a temple...
EP 28 - ACOMAF - I’m On A Pleasure Barge
06 Dec 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Is it getting hot in here or is it just us??? Just kidding, it’s because we are in the Summer Court this week! Rhys, Amren and the Night Court’s t...
EP 27 - ACOMAF - Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
22 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
So the Inner Circle is “patiently” waiting on the Mortal Queens or The Summer Court to return their messages for a visit and need something to do ...
EP 26 - ACOMAF - Light it. Douse it. Dry it.
15 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We are still in the Mortal Realm but at least we have some action to get us through the trying times. Rhys and Feyre enjoy a nice day off by traipsing...
EP 25 - ACOMAF - Didn’t Realize This Was Downton Abbey
08 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We are back in the Mortal Realm....yay? While awaiting an answer from the Summer Court, Feyre and our Bat Boys go to her family’s estate to break th...
EP 24 - ACOMAF - She Pulls A Santa Claus
01 Nov 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The Weaver Of The Wood - an ancient, wicked, cunning, creature…Feyre is tasked with stealing an object from her that originally belonged to Rhys. Fe...
EP 23 - ACOMAF - Not the Sleepover You Want
25 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
After one unforgettable family dinner, Feyre is put to work with a super casual trip to visit the Bone Carver. On their way, Rhys opens up a bit more ...
EP 22 - ACOMAF - A Tale of Mud Wrestling and Outcasts
18 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Every family dinner should include lots of wine and the Inner Circle. This week Feyre meets our sexy Illaryian warriors, Cassian and Azriel. If that w...
EP 21 - ACOMAF - West Elm: High Fae Edition
11 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Velaris here we come! Feyre wakes up from her Spring Court nightmare to see sweet baby Rhys watching over her. Rhys gives her the option to go “home...
EP 20 - ACOMAF - Drier Than The Sahara
11 Oct 2020
Contributed by Lukas
And Tam blew up the entire study. But Feyre’s power is coming in clutch. Rhys is trying desperately to save her from the darkness when he comes to t...
EP 19 - ACOMAF - Better Be...Filch’s Intern!
27 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
War is coming...or so says Rhys. He wants Feyre on his team. He wants her to read, train, and explore her powers. Unlike Tam, who frankly, just wants ...
EP 18 - ACOMAF - Shameless Plug
20 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We are FINALLY in the Night Court and Maas sets the dang standard for interior decorating here! Rhys’ “rescue” of Feyre doesn’t go quite to pl...
EP 17 - ACOMAF - Big Red Flag
13 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
It’s officially ACOMAF time!!! We got a long one this week guys, we apologize but we needed to get through these beginning chapters. Feyre is in a d...
EP 16 - BONUS - We Are Sluts For These Book Boys
06 Sep 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Welcome to our first ever Book Boyfriends Episode! This episode is all about the boys we love and some we hate to love! The episode is broken down int...
EP 15 - ACOTAR - Does OxyClean Get Deathworm Out?
30 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We. Are. Done. We are finally finished with A Court of Thorns and Roses. Feyre has one more task and then tries to hide the mind fuck. Oh and she offi...
EP 14 - ACOTAR - I Smelled Your Arousal From Outside The Closet
23 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for our second to last episode for A Court of Thorns and Roses. Task 2 is finally here, poor Lucien gets thrown in the middle again and Rhys r...
EP 13 - ACOTAR - The Eye of S€X
16 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We are almost done with this book! And we are here for it! Feyre makes the deal of a lifetime even though she doesn’t know it yet...and she gets a b...
EP 12 - ACOTAR - Porn and Bread
09 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We are officially Under the Mountain and Feyre makes a questionable deal. Tamlin starts to make it clear that he doesn’t love her...he loves the pus...
EP 11 - ACOTAR - She Did All This For The D!
02 Aug 2020
Contributed by Lukas
We are finally back in Prythian! Alis is the real MVP and drops some straight facts that leave Feyre shook. Bottomline: Amarantha is horny AF. We end ...
EP 10 - ACOTAR - He Is Happy With His Dong!
26 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join us this week for a brief review of Feyre’s return to the mortal realm. We also go on an epic rant about second book cliffhangers and the emotio...
EP 9 - ACOTAR - Let's Get A Little Dirty
19 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join us this week as we all actually sit together to record! This episode has it all: Summer Solstice, the Court of Nightmares version of Rhys, and, F...
EP 8 - ACOTAR - I Wonder If It Is Luminescent?
12 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
This week we see the aftermath of Calamari and the sexual tension is REAL. Feyre opens up to Tam in a big way and finally shows off her art. Madison h...
EP 7 - ACOTAR - So Like Now I’m Craving Calamari
05 Jul 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Ladies and gents, this is the moment you’ve waited for! It’s Calanmai time and we finally meet Rhys! And to make it even better we meet Tamlin the...
EP 6 - ACOTAR - The Man Brought You A Blanket!
28 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for a truly entertaining dinner following the lovely chat with the Suriel and deadly Naga encounter! These chapters are chalk full of some jui...
EP 5 - ACOTAR - The Dark Sound of Music
21 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
The hills are alive with creatures in Prythian! We get to meet the water nymphs, naga and Blake’s main bitch...the Suriel! This episode also sees th...
EP 4 - ACOTAR - The Man Has No Knees!
14 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for our fourth episode where everyone is catching feels and Feyre finally lets go of that damn oath!
EP 3 - ACOTAR - Did She Really Steal A Butter Knife?!
07 Jun 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Surprise! Join us as we discuss chapters 7-9 of ACOTAR. In this episode, we get to see Tamlin’s hopeless and downright awkward attempts at flattery ...
EP 2 - ACOTAR - His Fur is GOLD, Damnit!
31 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Hello Tamlin! Join us this week as we get to see Feyre’s badass warrior instincts and we finally venture into Prythian. We also get to meet Lucien a...
EP 1 - ACOTAR - Who TF is Issac Hale anyways?
17 May 2020
Contributed by Lukas
Join us for our first ever episode as we are introduced to badass Feyre, talk shit about Issac Hale and discuss our ever-changing feelings about Tamli...