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I just barely made it here. I had to rush, pair all the socks and the laundry before I came in here.
I thought you were going to say you had to rush home from Manhattan. You know, you're living the fancy lad life or something like that. Nope. Just imagine socks.
On the bed was a whole bunch of unsorted socks. And, you know, usually, as I've discussed in the show, my roles in the household are kitchen dog, wires, and puke. And Tiff is soft things, plants, school, and fun. Now, soft things would typically be her purview. So she does all the laundry. However, there are occasional exceptions that poke holes in those boundaries for...
Because one person really hates something or doesn't mind something. And one of the things is that Tiff does all the laundry but really hates pairing socks. So that is my job. And so I wanted to hurry up.
You can't do that in a hurry, though. If you do it in a hurry, you're not going to match them up right.
You underestimate my skill, John.
No, I think you underestimate the amount of stuff I think is involved in matching socks.
I think you both underestimate the sneaky, sir. And that's a reference that I bet John didn't even get. No. What now? What now? All right. We'll see if ATP references gets it.
Yeah, no. I mean, so the thing about matching socks is it's not so much just finding the sock that is the same sock as that one. They go in pairs in terms of wear and age, you know what I mean? And right and left. So you really want to pair the ones that have always been together to be back together.
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