Acquisitions Anonymous - #1 for business buying, selling and operating

The $18M GovCon Business

20 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dig into a $20M revenue government contracting business that’s veteran-owned and focused on procurement for defense and h...

A Rolls-Royce Limo Company With a Dangerous Catch

16 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dig into a $6.9M luxury transportation company in Dubai featuring Rolls Royce limos, juicy cashflow, and an ultra-regulated...

Buying a Marketing Agency in the Age of AI

13 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode the hosts break down a $4.3M SBA‑eligible niche digital marketing agency serving legal clients, exploring its strong growth, high ma...

Buying a Cold DM Business? Watch This First

09 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode the hosts roast an Instagram mass‑DM SaaS deal pitched on Acquire.com, tearing into its tiny revenue, questionable value proposition...

This Energy Efficiency Business Looks Great… Until You Dig In

06 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode the hosts hilariously critique a New England insulation and energy‑efficiency contractor deal, debating subsidy dependency, normaliz...

Best of Acquisitions Anonymous - $3.5 Million Horse School?!

02 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts break down a high-margin farrier training school in Idaho with strong social media presence, lucrative real estate, and ser...

Best of Acquisitions Anonymous - The $250K Port-A-Potty Business?!

30 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dig into a port-a-potty rental company with $4.1M in revenue and a $2M price tag, revealing a capital-heavy, route-based bu...

Best of Acquisitions Anonymous - This Mattress Company Has Explosive Growth

26 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dissect a fast-growing mattress manufacturer with $43M in revenue and shrinking margins—raising questions about customer ...

Best of Acquisitions Anonymous - A Pet Cremation Business?!

23 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts explore a pet cremation franchise for sale in Miami, unpacking a franchise model with big claims, low margins, and a morbid...

Best of Acquisitions Anonymous - Episode 185: Pizza Boat For Sale

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts break down a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own a floating pizza restaurant in the Virgin Islands—complete with a pizz...

Best of Acquisitions Anonymous - Episode 214: Worm Farm

16 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts break down an absurdly profitable worm farm in rural California that claims $1.5M in cash flow and may be one of the best d...

Inside a Failing Rehab Acquisition: Utilization, Insurance & Red Flags

13 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode the hosts dive into a $4.5M, 12‑bed Los Angeles drug and alcohol rehab facility deal with $4M revenue and $1M SDE, unpacking utiliza...

Rerun Episode – Buying a Seasonal Christmas Tree Business in Utah

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Interested in buying a franchise? Check out Connor's website here: https://connorgroce.com/landerCome to HoldCo Conference for business owners, F...

How to Find Hidden Specialty Pharmacy Deals – Broker Secrets Explained

06 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode the hosts dig into a $7.1 M cash‑price listing for a specialty pharmacy in Beverly Hills — evaluating its 1.49 M EBITDA, mar...

Inside an $11 M Elevator Services Deal: High Margin, Hard Growth

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode the hosts walk through evaluating a potential acquisition of a Houston‑area elevator services company, debating whether a 7.5× EBIT...

Would You Buy a Dolphin Resort in Mexico?

28 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode the hosts dissect a bankruptcy‑sale opportunity involving dolphin‑habitat real estate in the Riviera Maya, Mexico — and explore ...

$19M for a Custom Art Biz – Smart Move or Overpay?

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode the hosts dissect a $19 million “painting‑on‑demand” e‑commerce business making ~$15 million in sales and ~$3.67 milli...

Inside a Miami Contractor Sale: Hidden Accounting Traps & Big Backlog

21 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode the hosts dissect a $23 million asking‑price acquisition of a Miami‑based specialty contractor with $41 M revenue, $4.7 M EB...

EdTech Business for Sale – Architect Training Platform US$2.7M

18 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode the hosts dig into a $2.7 million EdTech business serving architects—$450K revenue, ~$227K profit, ~30 % growth—yet debate whe...

How a Water Bottle Company Turned Into a $17M Empire

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dissect a $17.5M electrolyte powder Amazon FBA brand with 86% margins and 20K subscribers—debating whether it’s a goldm...

Are Pickleball Clubs the New Fad or the Next Fitness Empire?

11 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the Acquisitions Anonymous crew breaks down a freshly listed $1.9M indoor pickleball club in Houston, debating whether it’s a sport...

$4.4 M Diabetes Patch Brand: Hidden Gem or Hidden Trap?

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode of Acquisitions Anonymous, the hosts dig into a $4.4 M e‑commerce business in the diabetes sensor accessory space and debate wheth...

$4.2M Security Business… With $773K Revenue?!

04 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode the hosts critique a $4.28 million asking price for a Signal Security Franchise business in San Antonio earning ~$773K revenue—a...

Would You Pay $11M for Two Car Washes?

31 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode the hosts dissect a two‑location Virginia car wash business listed at $10.999 M with ~$940K cash flow and debate whether it’s a ...

How Much Is a Hurricane Shutter Company REALLY Worth?

28 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A storm-ready shutter business with $1.3M in profit and a million-dollar backlog gets picked apart for pricing, growth potential, and tricky deal term...

$5M Mobility Business: Solid Franchise or Aging Market Risk?

24 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A profitable multi-location mobility solutions franchise is under the microscope in this episode, with the team digging into payer mix, growth potenti...

How Ghost Gear Tech Built a Paranormal Equipment Empire

21 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this Halloween-ready episode, a ghost-hunting equipment business with sky-high margins and questionable ethics gets the full deep dive.Business Lis...

Would You Pay $16M for a Crypto News Site?

17 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dissect a $16M listing for a crypto news media company claiming $6M in revenue—raising serious questions about valuation,...

Inside a $26M Industrial Inspection Device Company

14 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A $12M revenue, $3.8M EBITDA “Project Lucid” branded inspection device distributor sparks heated debate on IP risk, exclusivity with its manufactu...

Inside a $1.5M Pool Service Company Making $450K Profit

10 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A long-standing Northeastern Ohio pool service company with ~$1.95M revenue and ~$454k EBITDA is up for sale at ~3x SDE, sparking debate on seasonalit...

Buying a Viral Cat Video Empire? Think Twice Before You Do

07 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A “too-good-to-be-true?” SBA-prequalified cat-content brand with 3.9M Facebook followers, ~$872–$920k revenue and ~95% margins sparks a lively d...

KidStrong Franchise Deal: Smart Buy or Overpriced Risk?

03 Oct 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, a $5.1M portfolio of seven KidStrong gyms in Texas is analyzed for its valuation, investor fit, and whether a multi-location kids fit...

How This Restoration Franchise Makes Nearly $500K Profit

30 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts break down a high-margin Blue Kangaroo Packouts franchise resale in Charlotte, NC, highlighting its unique niche in content...

This RV Training Business Prints $3M a Year

26 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts analyze a $9.5M revenue RV technician school with $2.8M profit, high regulatory barriers, and a tricky $6M real estate kick...

How a Niche SEO Site Prints 95% Margins

23 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dig into a hyper-niche listing—DudeRanch.com, a $50K profit solo project that's the ultimate lifestyle business for ...

You DON'T Want to Buy This $15M Healthcare Call Center Business

19 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dissect a fast-growing healthcare call center business with $4M EBITDA—and major risks around customer concentration, com...

This Horse Training School Built a Massive Social Media Following - Now It's For Sale?!

16 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dive into a highly profitable farrier school in Idaho with strong margins, lifestyle perks, and a YouTube-famous founder—...

The $6.5M OnlyFans AI Empire For Sale

12 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts break down a jaw-dropping $6.5M AI-driven OnlyFans agency for sale—raising questions about revenue math, adult industry r...

Would You Risk Millions on This IV Clinic Franchise?

09 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dissect a $12M IV therapy franchise deal in oil-rich Midland, Texas—and uncover a mix of sketchy math, questionable brand...

This Golf Club Could Make $600K a Year… Or Bankrupt You

05 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts break down a $4.6M rural golf course deal with sketchy financials, a possible connection to Blackwater, and more red flags ...

The $1.4M Liquor Store That Prints $500K/Year

02 Sep 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode the hosts break down a surprisingly solid liquor store deal in Washington, DC, questioning whether a 3x multiple and $500K SDE is too ...

The $2M Gun Range Deal: Worth It or a Trap?

29 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts analyze a Colorado gun range and retail shop listed at $2M, diving into regulatory risks, slim margins, and whether the bus...

This E-Commerce Dental Business Might Be Dead Thanks to Tariffs

26 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dissect a high-margin dental supply e-commerce carve-out deal and uncover how a recent legislative change may have oblitera...

$550K Profit Just Doing Paperwork? This Deal Has Us Shocked

22 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dive into a lean, high-margin FDA compliance service business with outsourced operations and uncover whether it's a su...

Would You Pay $2M for a 70-Year-Old Sandwich Factory?

19 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts unpack a 70-year-old South Carolina sandwich business supplying gas stations and vending machines—and debate whether its ...

Why This Once-$22M Flatpack Furniture Company Is Worth Almost Nothing Now

15 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dissect a distressed e-commerce furniture supplier deal selling near working capital value, debating whether falling revenu...

Would You Pay $18M for a Metal Fab Biz That’s Only 5 Years Old?

12 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dissect a suspiciously high-margin $18M metal fabrication business in Houston and unpack the latest killer changes to SBA l...

This Dryer Vent Franchise Makes $130K a Year—Would You Buy It?

08 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts unpack a low-cost dryer vent cleaning franchise in Charlotte with stellar Google reviews, debating whether it's a smar...

This Horse Transport Company Makes $100K - But Is It Worth It?

05 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts explore the quirky but profitable world of UK horse transport, debating whether buying a relocatable horse taxi business in...

Why This $12M SaaS Might Be a Massive Broker Trick

04 Aug 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dissect a $12M listing for a self-storage SaaS and marketing company—only to suspect it’s a digital agency in disguise....

This Dairy Farm Makes $2.6M EBITDA… But in Romania

29 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts debate the acquisition of a €20M dairy farm in Romania, balancing its EU certifications, solar power, and commodity risks...

A $6M Cashflow Business Built in 18 Months

25 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dissect a $25M listing for an ultra-premium executive networking platform with jaw-dropping EBITDA—and even more jaw-drop...

Is this Med Spa/Urgent Care deal a hard pass?

22 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts break down an overpriced, confusingly diversified urgent care and med spa hybrid in Orange County, exploring why it's ...

Would You Buy a Ski Resort That Only Opens in Summer?

18 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The hosts break down a Wyoming ski resort open just 40 days a year, calling it an amazing local novelty — but likely worth zero as an investment.Bus...

A Million-Dollar Rope Course Adventure Park in the middle of nowhere?

15 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Michael and Heather break down a $1.35M aerial ropes course adventure park for sale in the Colorado mountains, questioning if it's a business or ...

This Business Sells Lights for Lego And It’s Making $500K!

11 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Michael and Heather break down an Estonian e-commerce business selling lighting kits for LEGO sets, questioning its steep 7x EBITDA price tag amid thi...

NYC Boutique Wellness Franchise: $2.6M Deal Review

08 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Connor and Heather break down a $2.6M Manhattan boutique stretching franchise, debating its “passive” claims, premium valuation, and if the trendy...

Breaking Down a $10M Primrose Franchise Resale

04 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, Connor and Heather break down a $10.9M Primrose School franchise in Dallas-Fort Worth that includes real estate, debating financing h...

A $1.39M Wedding Venue Business — Too Good to Pass Up?

02 Jul 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Mills uncovers a quirky wedding venue and horse boarding business for sale on Facebook, and the team dives deep into the pros, cons, and hidden challe...

A $1M Toilet Funnel Business?!

27 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This episode dives into a patented bathroom innovation business that might just be the future of hygiene and dignity—yes, really!Business Listing - ...

Hobby or Hustle? We Review a Wild $5K Decoy Business

25 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A bizarre $6K duck decoy business from Canada raises eyebrows and questions in this wild episode.Business Listing - https://buyandsellabusiness.com/bu...

Why Is This Tiny Wyoming Bank Listed Like a Used Car?

20 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The team dives into a rare listing — a $43M rural Wyoming bank for sale — and uncovers why this deal might be too good (or strange) to be true.Bus...

The $9M Vegas HVAC Business With a Secret Inside

17 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A seemingly great HVAC business in Las Vegas takes a twist as the hosts uncover surprising details.Business Listing - https://www.bizbuysell.com/busin...

Investing in Music Royalties: The Truth About IP Deals

13 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this fast-paced mini episode, Bill, Michael, Heather, and Mills dive into one of the oddest listings they’ve ever seen: a $67 million catalog of ...

Buying a Helicopter Tourism Business?! Here's What We Think

10 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dive into a high-flying tourism aviation business for sale in the Southeast, featuring helicopters, helipads, and hefty mar...

From $1.5M Profit to Fire Sale: What Happened?

06 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, Michael and Heather dive into a blue-collar print-on-demand business listing with one of the most brutally honest and emotionally raw...

A Car Transport Company Grows Fast—Too Fast?

03 Jun 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A fast-growing car hauling and truck repair business in New Jersey raises eyebrows and red flags in this high-revenue listing breakdown.Business Listi...

Buying a Quarry for $17M: A Rock-Solid Investment or Sinkhole?

30 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the hosts break down a first-ever for the podcast—a Massachusetts quarry generating millions in cash flow and loaded with real estate and...

Anchorage’s Best Kept Secret: A Snow Biz with 40% Margins

27 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Would you move to Alaska to own a snow removal business making $700K a year?Business Listing – https://www.bizquest.com/business-for-sale/landscapin...

$2.4M Brewpub for Sale: What Are We Thinking?

23 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Would you pay $2.4M for a brewpub in Albuquerque? We wouldn’t—and here’s why.Business Listing - https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportunity/...

Buying an Amazon FBA Business Amid Tariff Chaos

20 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This Amazon FBA shower filter business has $10M in revenue, $2.5M in EBITDA, and up to 50% recurring revenue—but will Chinese tariffs kill the deal?...

Buying a Mysterious Retail & Distribution Business in Orlando

16 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The team dissects a mysterious $6.3M Florida natural products business that looks great on paper—but raises more questions than answers.Business Lis...

Fire Suppression Business in NYC – Is It Worth the $1M Price Tag?

13 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The hosts dig into a fire suppression business for sale in New York, debating whether it's a hidden gem or a risky bet.Business Listing – https...

They Want $3.75M for This Pool Club? Analyzing a 56x Earnings Deal

09 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A pool club priced at 56x earnings? The team breaks down one of the strangest listings they've ever seen—and tries to make sense of it.Business...

Franchise Med Spa Investment Breakdown (2025)

06 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This Med Spa in San Antonio Looks Great—But One Location Might Be Holding It Back...Business Listing - https://www.bizbuysell.com/business-opportuni...

Salon Suite Franchise Review: Is This $2.5M Deal Worth It?

02 May 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dive into a salon suite franchise deal in the beauty industry — and why they ultimately gave it a thumbs down.Thank you t...

Glass, Cash, and Real Estate: A Dream Deal?

29 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dig into a glass business in coastal South Carolina that’s stable, cash-flowing, and comes with real estate—perfect for...

$10M Sauna E-Commerce Business Breakdown

25 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week, the Acquanon crew dives into a $10M revenue sauna and cold plunge e-commerce business — but is the heat already fading on this high-ticke...

Buying a Carnival Rental Business with $1.3M Profit

22 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A $7M bouncy house and carnival rental business in Georgia—genius niche or inflatable insanity?Business Listing - https://www.bizquest.com/business-...

Comedy Club for Sale: Is This $3.5M Florida Deal a Total Joke?

18 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A thriving Florida comedy club hits the market—does the $3.5M asking price make any sense?Business Listing - https://www.bizbuysell.com/Business-Opp...

HVAC by Helicopter? Breaking Down the Most Niche Deal Ever

15 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Ever wanted to own a business that involves helicopters lifting HVAC units onto skyscrapers? This week's deal might be your dream.Business Listin...

This 19-Year-Old Surf Shop Makes $315K/Year — But Would You Buy It?

11 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This week the team breaks down a 19-year-old e-commerce surfing accessories business with $3.4M in revenue and $315k in profit — but is the $1M aski...

Harvard Professors Break Down a $6M Legal Consulting Deal

08 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A legal consulting firm for expert witness placement sparks debate among the hosts and special guests from Harvard Business School—would you buy it?...

Inside a $4.85M Trampoline Park Franchise in Texas

04 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buying a Trampoline Park? What to Know Before You Leap!Business Listing - https://www.bizbuysell.com/Business-Opportunity/leading-adventure-park-franc...

This SaaS Does $200M in Transactions—Should You Buy It?

01 Apr 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This $7M SaaS business processes $200M annually—but is it a melting ice cube?Business Listing - https://quietlight.com/listings/16590131/🎙️ Spo...

Buying 6 Fazoli’s Franchises in Rural Texas: Would You Do It?

28 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Would you buy 6 top-performing Italian franchise restaurants spread across rural West Texas?Sponsors:This episode is sponsored by Capital Pad – a ga...

The $16M Golf Cart Business That Refuses SBA Loans

25 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A $16M golf cart and low-speed vehicle dealership in Virginia Beach sounds dreamy… until it’s not.Business Listing - https://www.bizquest.com/busi...

Metal Fabrication Business for Sale – Equestrian Industry Profits

21 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A metal fabrication business serving the equestrian industry—great margins, but is it a good deal? Let’s find out!Business Listing - https://www.s...

$3.5M for a Dump Truck Fleet? Breaking Down This Deal

18 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts take on a dump truck business in Phoenix, Arizona, exploring whether it’s a hidden gem or a financial sinkhole. They brea...

This Miami Nightclub Pays $100K/Month in Rent?!

14 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You won’t believe the rent on this Miami nightclub for sale!Business Listing - https://www.bizquest.com/business-for-sale/20-000-sqft-wynwood-nightc...

This Fencing Company Runs on ZERO Marketing – And It’s Super Profitable!

11 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This fencing company in Albuquerque is a hidden gem—high cash flow, no marketing, and massive growth potential.Business Listing - https://www.bizbuy...

$1.8M Cash Flow Catching Raccoons? Inside This Wild Franchise Deal

07 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A wildlife removal franchise doing $1.8M in cash flow? We break down this unique franchise opportunity and whether it’s a smart buy.Business Listing...

Unbreakable Glasses, Unbreakable Profits - Is It a Good Buy?

04 Mar 2025

Contributed by Lukas

This Kid’s Eyewear Brand Is Making Waves – Is It a Good Buy?Business Listing - https://www.bizbuysell.com/Business-Opportunity/kids-ecommerce-bran...

This $9M Landscaping Business Looks Great… But Is It Really?

28 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts break down a North Carolina-based landscaping business listed for $9 million, generating $1.8M in EBITDA on $8.2M in revenu...

Would You Buy This $1.6M Customer Loyalty SaaS Business?

24 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

We analyze a $1.6M customer loyalty SaaS business for sale, uncovering a major revenue concentration risk and industry challenges—would you buy it?B...

Buying a Bingo Hall?! The Most Unusual Business Deal We’ve Seen

21 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You won't believe this unique real estate investment: a Bingo Hall for sale in Michigan!Business Listing - https://abb-businessbrokers.com/long-t...

A Dental Lab That Serves NFL Players & Celebrities? Let’s Break It Down!

18 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

A dental lab that serves Hollywood celebrities and an NFL team?!Business Listing - https://gottesman-company.com/active_sellers/s-3173-4-jpm/🚀 Spon...

HOA Management Business for Sale – Sticky Revenue & Huge Potential!

14 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

You won’t believe how sticky this business model is—an HOA management company with nearly $2M in revenue and major expansion potential!Business Li...

Star Wars, Star Trek & A Failed Museum—Is This Business Worth Buying?

11 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, the hosts dive into a truly bizarre business listing—a nonprofit sci-fi and horror museum in California that couldn't make it ...

$17M Facilities Management Business for Sale: ETA Opportunity?

04 Feb 2025

Contributed by Lukas

In this episode, we break down a $17M revenue, $1M EBITDA property management and facilities maintenance business in the Great Lakes area. We discuss ...