Adam opens up with a story about a censored racing shirt, which gets him talking about the personalized firesuit he was going to have made for him. He goes on rant about his wife's inability to sew, but Donny chimes in to defend the female perspective. Adam goes on a long rant about the benefits of having a handy husband, and suggests that his wife needs to do her share of the grunt work. Filling in with the news today is the ACE Network's own Blaster Girl Katie. Before jumping in, she and Adam go over an article from 1997 that Adam found explaining 'who's in, who's out.' Bald Bryan chimes in to complete the article's various puns. Heading into the news, recently a man tweeted while having a heart attack, and Florida pastor Terry Jones still insists his followers burn the Koran on September 11th. Adam goes on a rant about the non-existence of Allah and God, and he and Bryan also discuss the drama surrounded Reggie Bush's Heisman Trophy. Republican Representative Richard Martin is brought in studio, and talks about his relationship with his wife Jazz. Adam quickly asks him a series of important political questions, and Rep Martin shares his views. Topics involve the oil crisis, Dr. Laura, and the Ground Zero Mosque. Rep Martin also discusses 'the gay problem,' and shares with Adam a number of important quotes his father once said. Katie asks Rep Martin a question that gets everyone talking about abortion and Christianity, but soon things move back to the news. Jordan Van der Sloot is sorry for telling so many stories about Natalee Holloway, but Adam says 'you're either involved in a murder, or you aren't.' They wrap up the show discussing a couple teenagers who accidentally messaged a local sheriff asking for weed, and a few people in their 90s and upward that continue to work on a regular basis. Adam goes on a jag about donating blood, and teases Dawson about the recent sound problems. To get more info on Republican Representative Richard Martin visit: www.askarepublican.com Follow Adam on Twitter @AdamCarolla. Spell it RIGHT! And you can find Blaster Girl Katie at @kt_moneySee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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