Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
In this episode, Alicia Krauss is going to do the news and our good friend Dustin Ybarra, a very funny comedian, is back. We do a made-up movie. I think you guys will enjoy this one because it's been a while. I'm going to do all that right after this. Adam Carolla returns to New York City Thursday, October 9th at Rodney Dangerfield's Comedy Club with Kat Timp and Matt Friend.
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Chapter 2: What upcoming events are mentioned for Adam Carolla?
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From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Corolla Show. Adam's guest today, comedian Dustin Ibarra. Plus the news and trending topics with the Washington Examiner's Alicia Krause. And now, totally buzzed about the Super Bowl halftime announcement, he's a huge Bad Bunny fan, Adam Corolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get on the show. Get it on.
Did everybody hear that groan that you gave about the halftime show? Well... I lost a bet, by the way. I did not bet Bad Bunny. Did you have any guesses?
I had BTO was the band I chose. Bachman, Turner, Overdrive, everybody. You know, I was in a appliance store. Uh-huh. And it was... It was like a Saturday, last Saturday, and high-end place, like the kind of place you'd see a $13,000 refrigerator. Like a place where Nancy Pelosi gets her refrigerator.
Like a nice true one with the clear glass and stuff.
Let me finish my talk. But yes. You do what Drew does. That's what Drew does. I go, like a place where Nancy, like a something clear. But that's all right. Drew's the best at that. See?
And you still keep having us back.
Yes. The kind of refrigerator Nancy Pelosi would have is there. And yes, the glass, cool.
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Chapter 3: What are the thoughts on the Super Bowl halftime show?
Although, like the last 10-ish years...
Yeah, we can't clear this, though. I know. I wish your dad plays. Oh, my dad.
That was like a good elevator music vibe.
That's my dad. Did you have, who played the guitar in that song? I wonder if it's anybody we've ever heard of.
Like if it was a studio musician?
No.
Or if it was like a famous person?
Yeah, like the guy from Toto played in the Michael Jackson stuff. You know, Slash played in the, I don't know, another Michael Jackson song or something like that. Yeah, yeah. Eddie Van Halen. Eddie Van Halen. Sorry. Yeah, not Slash. The guy's a good guitarist. He's a good guitarist. And then they'll just sit in and play on a... Do you know Stevie Ray Vaughan played on David Bowie's Modern Love?
Oh, yeah.
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Chapter 4: What are the implications of celebrity activism?
I've come to hopefully, and it's such a journey and I'll keep doing it forever and probably every day, but accepting myself. Are you good at accepting yourself?
I don't think one way or the other about myself. I have no thoughts about myself. It's kind of a waste of time. I'm more concerned with how do we arrive on this fucking clip and what clip are we looking for?
I think this might be the clip that we're looking for. All right. Well, let's do that one. There's just no world in which I could ever cancel her out or cancel that out for anything. It has to remain true. It is true. And this is where this holding of these... I just don't know what else to do other than hold these two seemingly incompatible things together at the same time and just...
hope maybe they will one day resolve or like co-join themselves and maybe accept that they never will but that they can both still be true and i can love her i can know she loved me i can be grateful to her i can know the things that she said are true and that can be this whole other thing and
my job feels like to just hold just to hold all of it but the bigger thing is just what she's done will never be taken away from me so she was talking about rallying there and how rallying did so much for her and how she hopes that she can continue to love people who disagree with her which is the part of the quote
I think most of us could agree with, right, where you have people in our lives that we disagree with. But the rest of the fluff of like, oh, it's like J.K. Rowling is this bipolar two people thing. Rowling did not like that and is not over the feud, according to our friends over the Daily Wire.
She then went on X to post, quote, like other people who've never experienced adult life uncushioned by wealth and fame. Emma has little so little experience of real life. She's ignorant of how ignorant she is. I'm seeing quite a bit common about this, so I wanted to make a couple of points here. I'm not owed eternal agreement from any actor who once played a character that I created.
The idea is as ludicrous as me checking with the boss I had when I was 21 for what opinions I should and should not have. I wasn't a multimillionaire at 14. I lived in poverty while writing the book that made Emma famous.
Therefore, I understand from my own life experience with the trashing of women's rights in which Emma has so enthusiastically participated means to women and girls without her privileges.
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Chapter 5: What nostalgic activity do they reminisce about?
Go play bocce ball at the park. You know what I mean? Young is ironic and kind of against the grain, right? Yeah, yeah. But middle-aged detector guy, which you're heading toward.
I'm almost there, dude. You're almost there. I think I'm going to get a recumbent bike and split my time between the two.
That's what I'm saying.
Play it safe.
Always be ironic. Play it safe. All right. You know what I saw today that I miss and I realize it's a pretty big part of my childhood and I don't see it anymore, but I'm curious if other people are seeing it. Sky riding.
Oh, yeah.
Remember sky riding? It was like a thing. You'd go out and you'd go, oh, whoa. First off, you tried.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of skywriting in modern culture?
So there's different phases. You got there a little late and the heart kind of blew out. You couldn't barely read the T from Tammy. And you're like, oh, man, that probably looked cherry an hour ago. Then there was mid sky riding where the guy's actually doing it.
You're like, oh, I'm not going anywhere. You're trying to figure it out.
It's like a game show or something. I want to buy a Val.
heart someone I circle someone what is this man right I love that dude see that and what's great about it too is you don't know who's doing it so if you're with a girl you can be like hey I got that for you oh yeah see that see that heart in the sky yeah Is that like the same as, is there a conspiracy? Like what is it where they put the airplanes drop? Contrails. Contrails, yeah.
I think they should do that, but just make little like hearts and shit and smiley faces. Then we'd be like, oh, that's not a chemtrail.
That's a frigging cool little emoji. Well, there's chemtrails and then there's contrails, but contrails were what? used to come out of the back of a jet. I don't know if they call them chemtrails.
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Chapter 7: How does the plot of Skyrider develop?
I don't know. The things that make our boners go away. But sky, all right. Sky riding was fairly ubiquitous. Like when I was young, any clear weekend day, you could look out and there'd be something floating around up there. It was a lot. And I don't see it anymore.
I haven't seen it. And the last time I saw it was in Hollywood, probably like four years ago.
Yeah, so it's gone the way that Dodo, but the question is sort of why. Like, it's good. It got replaced by the banner plane with the Takati flag on it where they just drag it up and down the beach.
That's lame. I agree. Yeah, what happened to the skywriting pilot? Because there were probably just a few people that were trained like that, right? Yeah. It's probably like, but anyone can like, if I knew how to fly, I could drag something behind me, but to actually like put the, that's an art right there.
Yeah, and whoever figured it out, they probably made it illegal in Los Angeles or something. Because whatever the exhaust is.
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Chapter 8: What is the climax involving drones and the president?
Yeah, it probably ran into some endangered species and chokes them or some shit. And I wonder... you must have to pay these guys in full up front. Yeah. Because there'd be a lot of haggling, like, oh, you know. First off, I didn't even know that was a heart. It looked more like a liver because of the way you drew it out there.
Yeah, and they probably charge you per letter or something. So if you want to say, happy Valentine's Day, you just got to put, like, happy VD. And then everyone's like, what, happy VD? Well, no. Wrong message.
Not that, but, like. What is it? Can you, Andrew, can you hire a sky writer to, In in L.A. and then how come they don't do it for like movies or Valentine's Day or or whatever? And they must have to they must be like the DMV. Like, no, you can't just put the N-word on your license plate and drive around. You can't do that.
Although that would be the funniest thing to see in the sky.
But, like, you talk to the guy, and you're like, look, I want to do Kill the Jews. And it's like, hmm, we have a certain thing, so we can't.
We can't do it, but we can spell it J-O-O-S. Right.
Okay. Prices for the single aircraft skywriting are about $3,500 for a normal message.
Normal message.
$2,500 for heart service in our local area of service. You could afford that. Yeah, I could get a heart up there. Yeah, put Adam Carolla's show up there and then write off on your taxes or something. Isn't that how business works? That's how business works. Yeah. And I guess, I mean, I guess if it's windy, it's not good. No, because you want it to last. There's a lot of regulations.
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