Greg Fitzsimmons talks Big Hogs, Quitting Sobriety, and Conjugal Visits

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What are Greg Fitzsimmons' upcoming live show dates?

Adam Carolla 0:00
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Adam Carolla 3:04
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Adam Carolla 3:15
From Carolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Carolla Show. Adam's guests today, Greg Fitzsimmons and Rudy Povich. And now... That's not coal on his stockings. It's ashes from walking around Malibu and the Palisades. Adam Carolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. The church will get on your mandate. Get it on. Thanks for tuning in. Thanks for telling a friend. Fitz Dogg in studio. Fitz Dogg's got dates. Punchline San Francisco. That's coming up this week at 11 through the 13th. And then Hilarity's Ohio, January 8th through the 10th. And then also Punchline in Georgia coming up January 15th through the 17th. Go to Greg Fitzsimmons.com for all the live dates. Good to see you. Rudy's here as well.
Adam Carolla 4:09
Hey, guys. I got thoughts. I've been watching P. Diddy's Doc. I don't know if you guys have seen that. It's great. Good stuff. The thing that's funny is... I mean, the whole thing's funny, obviously, but...
Greg Fitzsimmons 4:27
I love... It's going to be like the bear winning best comedy. Yeah.
Adam Carolla 4:32
I love the disclaimer at the front. The front at the top of every episode is the depictions of domestic abuse, violence, physical violence. They do a whole, you know, strong pimp hand on... And then at the very end, it always goes smoking. Smoking. And it's like I do... I do love that we've lumped smokers in with domestic batterers and killers. Right, right, right. Also... You'd have to picture a scenario. The scenario would have to be a dad has sat down with his 11-year-old daughter to watch this series and looked up and went domestic violence. Okay. I think she's old enough to get. Okay. Violence against women. She's old enough to learn.
Unknown 5:27
Yeah.
Adam Carolla 5:27
Yeah. Okay. Uh-huh. Spousal abuse. Racial slurs. Oh, smoking. Honey, let's watch. Dora the Explorer. It's at the end. Somebody's going to make a decision based on smoking. And by the way, should black guys blow in spleef? Is that smoking? You know what I mean?
Greg Fitzsimmons 5:52
That's not what we're talking about. Well, that's drug use and smoking and racial stereotype.

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