Matt Besser + Kevin Nealon (Carolla Classics)
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we put the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 16 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a separate podcast feed titled Corolla Classics, available exclusively through PodcastOne.plus. Sign up and get the ad-free archives of this show. And if you'd like the ad-free archives of The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, or exclusive access to the brand new podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's Substack, adamcorolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcorolla.com. Now on to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla's show, 804, featuring Kevin Nealon, Alison Rosen, and Brian Bishop from 2012.
Good day, Alison Rosen. Hello, Adam Carolla. Good day, Paul Bryan. I got two turntables and a Kaiser roll. I was excited about Nealon coming in here. Good, good man. Good man. I was doing a little homework with Sonny before I came out here tonight, and it was a little, it's so, everything is so bad now. Like, everything's just a punchline to what we've turned into. It was like, oh 10 things you can do to help the planet earth like everything is they're indoctrinating these kids into this whole you know earth thing it's all it all it's it's all kind of most of the stuff that goes on is just stuff where no one will ever complain about it like you go well we're going to talk about diversity and we're going to talk about the planet earth and we're going to talk about fairness we're going to talk about and everyone just goes yeah yeah yeah like it's like you know
rescuing puppies from the pound. No one could ever put their hand up and go, that's bullshit. Yeah, nonsense. And so the kids, I had to write, he said, well, one thing we could do is clean up. That would help the planet Earth if we cleaned up. And so I had to spell it for him, and he was writing it out, and I had to get the eraser out because I went C-L-A. I had to stop and get the eraser out and had English second language nanny laughing at me from across the way. C-L-A.
At what point will the kids suppress you in terms of spelling? Have they?
No, not yet. Understand, I learn to spell a little bit every day because I didn't know how to spell so well a few years ago. Still learning. I would say that their cursive is better than mine at this point. They write better than I do. That much I can say. But the spelling, I still – because I think I got Recycle. I think I nailed recycle. Do you want to try it? Pretty sure. R-E-C-Y-L-E. Recycle. R-E-C-Y-L-E.
What are the highlights of Adam Carolla's show featuring Kevin Nealon?
Yeah, I got it in there. Yeah, I got recycle. And then I was going to try to work my recyclerola in there, which is my recycling thing that's built into every home. But I thought that would be a little self-aggrandizing. You know me. I don't like to talk about myself. So I did not work the Recyclerola in there. Although I have installed one in my home and Jimmy Kimmel's home as well. Very, very satisfying. Piece of PVC pipe. You realize a piece of 3-inch PVC pipe will handle every can, 96% of bottles, up to wine bottles. Not going to handle the one-gallon milk jug, but all the beer bottles, all the soda cans, and all the wine bottles. possibly even a 40-ouncer, pow, straight down the thing. And you put the can on the outside, and on the inside is my little brass flap that I had made up.
And you flip it open, fire the bottle down. They don't gather up on the sink.
It's awesome. It's a fucking brilliant – it's one of your all-time best ideas. Really? Absolutely. But my question is, what would you advise someone who wanted to put it in their own home? This is not – yeah, go through a wall.
Well, first, you have to send me money because I've registered it. Although, I guess if you called it after your last name. Right, Rosenarola. Recycle it, Johnson, and then it'd be fine. Step two. The hole in the wall, you know, your hole, let's talk about your hole for a second. Your exterior wall is going to either be two by fours or it's going to be two by sixes.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:15–3:07
2
What are the highlights of Adam Carolla's show featuring Kevin Nealon?
3:07–7:21
3
How does Kevin Nealon reflect on parenting and spelling with his kids?
7:21–1:17:54
4
What are the dynamics of Glendale's city council meetings?
1:17:54–1:19:07
5
Why do comedians feel the need to confront their fears?
1:19:07–1:20:50
6
How does the discussion of Bob Marley reflect on celebrity culture?
1:20:50–2:30:30
7
What examples do they give about role models in music and life choices?
2:30:30–2:32:13
8
How do they discuss the impact of race on Bob Marley’s legacy?
2:32:13–4:01:31
Speakers
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