Remembering Phil (Carolla Classics)
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What is the purpose of the Corolla Classics podcast?
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we put the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Corolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Corolla Classics. Check out podcast1.plus. There you'll find the ad-free archives. And to access the ad-free archives of The Adam Corolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the podcast Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's sub-stack, adamcorolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classicsatadamcorolla.com. Let's get to the clips. Coming first, we have Adam Curl's show, 1728, featuring Cousin Sal, Gina Grad, and Brian Bishop.
This one's from 2016.
All right. Where were we? Oh, yeah. I got Phil. Speaking of Phil, I got a dog.
Yeah, I saw that. You got the dog that was going to be sent out, right? From the other shop?
It's a... Is that what happened? Well, what happened was... I had a puppy many years ago, a German Shepherd puppy that was, when I was single, that drove me insane for about five weeks and then died. Oh, God. Don't romanticize it. Yeah, the dog drove me so insane that when he died, I was not... I mean, I was sad, but it was almost like, okay, I can get on with my life at least. And I... And then I got Molly Girl. And Molly Girl was one when Molly Girl showed up. And Molly is not only good for a one-year-old, she's good for a lab, but she's good for a person. She literally is the sweetest, nicest, easiest. And all of a sudden you have this dog that doesn't scratch, doesn't bark at the window, doesn't shit or piss in the house.
It's like completely... self-realized, self-autonomous dog that does nothing but eat in the morning, eat in the evening, and go outside and take a shit. And by the way, if she got locked in the house for eight hours, she'd hold it until it was time to get outside. Or one time, literally got locked in the house all day and went upstairs and shit on the tile in the bathroom. Like, this is going to be the least intrusive place to shit. And I announced at that point Puppy, never again. Never again with the puppies. I want one-year-olds.
What are the highlights from Adam Carolla's show featuring Cousin Sal?
I've said it, and I mean it. People are like, oh, come on now. And I'm like, no, the puppy was much more work than my twins. And they're like... More work than twins? I was like, yeah, because I hired a heavyset woman of color to be the night nurse of the twins while I went and did a radio show. You can strap a diaper to the twins. Put a diaper on them, and guess who ain't changing that diaper? They got to pay somebody, but it wasn't me. Right. The dog? Oh, no. Well, after the proclamation of no more puppies... And, of course, Natalia, right in my face, she wants a puppy.
What experiences does Adam share about his previous dogs?
So, no, we get a dog when they're a year old, and they're all coached up, and we enjoy them.
They're still little.
Yeah, I know. Still essentially a new dog. Molly was the greatest. Well, smash cut to... Uh-oh. Well, let me tell you first. First, I'll put myself in a better mood. Blue Apron. Mmm. This stuff is good, healthy, strong. It's better than it needs to be. That's the... I think that seems to be the common refrain with this. Better, better. Like you go, oh, they didn't have to make it this good. That stuff is great. And even the guy, I'm lowfalutin, this stuff sounds highfalutin, but it works. It all just works.
They tread the line between falutin and non-falutin.
Yeah. Shrimp scampi with a fresh linguine. Three cheese calzones, seared cod, date vinaigrette. Everything is good. Everything's good. And what we do oftentimes is old guy will just like triple down on the recipe because there's a bunch of people in my house. So this is, you know, two people can eat this. Well, we got five people. So she'll just double down on it and make the exact same recipe. Pull the cards out. Keep the ones you like. It's great. And you don't have to go out, and you don't have to spend a bunch of money. It's about $10 a person, and it's about 500 to 700 calories per portion. It's all great. You make it in under 40 minutes.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the purpose of the Corolla Classics podcast?
0:15–2:44
2
What are the highlights from Adam Carolla's show featuring Cousin Sal?
2:44–3:22
3
What experiences does Adam share about his previous dogs?
3:22–22:29
4
How does Adam's family react to getting a new dog named Phil?
22:29–44:49
5
What are the memorable moments shared about Phil?
44:49–45:46
6
How does Phil's behavior reflect on family dynamics?
45:46–46:18
7
What humorous anecdotes are shared about Phil's antics?
46:18–47:17
8
How does the discussion transition to broader themes of life and family?
47:17–1:39:06
Speakers
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