Romany Malco + Jerry Ferrara (Carolla Classics)
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What happened on the flight that forced an emergency landing in Kansas City?
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Welcome to Cruel Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 16 years of The Adam Carolla Show. We have a companion podcast titled Cruel Classics, available ad-free exclusively through PodcastOne.plus. And if you'd like to find the ad-free archives of The Adam Carolla Show, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, or exclusive access to the brand-new podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Carolla's Substack, adamcarolla.substack.com. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classics at adamcarolla.com. Now on to the clips. Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla's show 1336, featuring Romney Malco, Chris Law, Alison Rosen, and Brian Bishop from 2014.
Good day, Alison Rosen.
Hello, Adam Carolla.
Ball Brian.
I don't know what we're yelling about!
At Young Leopold wanted that on Twitter with the hashtag TopDrop. Romney Malco was and is the black man from 40-Year-Old Virgin, the guy who worked at the big box store or the stereo store. Super funny actor. I mean, that's probably where you know him best from. I'm trying to think.
I would say so.
Where you know him best from. But anyway.
You would lead with that if you were telling someone who he was.
Seen him in a ton of things. But if you don't recognize the name, you would definitely recognize the face.
That movie's been full of great characters, and he's up there.
Yeah, he's really good in it. Let's see. So much to talk about. Everyone's been tweeting me about the dog and the plane.
I've never been tweeted a story as many times as I've been tweeted this story. Even after I tweeted about if I never received this story again, I've still received it 800 times. A lot more came by.
Yeah, well, we not only have that, we'll be getting to that in a second, but we have a gentleman who was on the plane who is Rich Eisen's podcast producer, I believe, who was actually on the flight to Philadelphia. You talk too much. And is going to be calling us in or we'll call into him, but either way.
Yeah, his tweets were used in a lot of the news stories about it. He's kind of famous. He was like a ground zero for the dog shit.
Well, it feels good to be right all the time, but I feel like I am just staring at a rope bridge that's on fire. This is our society, and there's a bunch of people on it just drinking beer, and I'm standing around going, that bridge is going to come down. And everyone's looking at me going, really? You think so? I don't know. Why? And I'm like, because it's a rope bridge, and it's on fucking fire, and there's a whole bunch of fat people on it drinking beer, and they're like... Anyway, what were we talking about? You guys see what happened with Beyonce's sister and Jay-Z in the elevator there? And I go, that rope bridge coming down. And everyone goes. She looked pissed. Yeah. And then I go, all right, moving on.
And then a week later, the rope bridge comes down. A bunch of people get fucked up. And then everyone comes to me and goes, you're right. You were right. And I'm like, well, of course I'm right. How how many domestic and or international flights do we have every day? Hundreds, tens of thousands. If you're going to bring a dog on every fourth flight. There's going to be a dog shitting. I mean, there's going to be dogs dying in the air.
Surprising it hasn't happened more often. Ooh, imagine an announcement. Are there any veterinary professionals on this plane?
Yeah, there's going to be dogs dying. There's going to be dogs shitting. There's going to be dogs biting people and fucking and fighting with themselves. I've already experienced the ones fighting with each other.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened on the flight that forced an emergency landing in Kansas City?
0:01–5:58
2
How did passengers and crew react to the dog incident mid-flight?
5:58–1:05:59
3
Why do modern studios favor franchise blockbusters over intimate Woody Allen–style films?
1:05:59–1:08:22
4
What are the key news stories Alison Rosen covers, including Anne B. Davis’s death and the Justin Bieber racist-clip controversy?
1:08:22–1:11:54
5
How do the hosts debate race, reparations, and family dynamics in America?
1:11:54–2:13:30
6
Why do the Emmys group late-night shows with one-off specials?
2:13:30–2:14:38
7
What happened when Romany met Jim Brown on a plane and why was he ‘disappointing’?
2:14:38–2:23:32
8
How did the hosts react to workplace bathroom monitoring, and what’s the bathroom vs. work debate?
2:23:32–3:26:28
Speakers
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