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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Welcome to Corolla Classics. I'm your host, superfan Giovanni. This is the podcast where we play the best moments, highlights, and fan-selected clips from all 17 years of The Adam Corolla Show. If you'd like to access the archives of the ACS, The Adam and Dr. Drew Show, as well as the newer podcast, Beat It Out, make sure to check out Adam Corolla's substack, adamcorolla.substack.com.
Sign up, subscribe, and listen ad-free. And if you'd like to request a clip, please email us, classicsadamcorolla.com. Note, we can only play material from The Adam Corolla Show. We could probably play some Adam and Drew Show as well, but they already do their Adam and Dr. Drew Show classics, so we don't really want to step on that. Nobody ever asked for anything from Ace on the House.
I could probably pull from Ace on the House as well. Let me know. In terms of Loveline and the Adam Carolla Show that aired on KLSX from 2006 to 2009, none of those clips can be played. I am remastering both of those shows. If you'd like more information, check out my Patreon, patreon.com slash Giovanni. All right, let's get to the clips.
Coming up first, we have Adam Carolla Show 1107, featuring former NFL player Ed Cunningham, who also happens to be the director of King of Kong, one of Adam, Brian, and my favorite documentaries.
At first, I didn't think it was real. I woke up to this blinding light, and I was transported to another place. Pluto TV! Then, I heard a voice.
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There were thousands of movies and shows, and they were all free!
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Chapter 2: How does the podcast highlight the importance of classic clips?
The truth is ours. It's just so beautiful!
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He thought Supermoon meant something his buddy rated with his ass. Adam Carolla. Oh, he also had a move called the turtle. That was... Also with the ass?
No, that's clearly ball sack and cock.
Come on, Brian. That was sack and cock in the morning. Use your imagination, Allison. That could be with your ass. Good day, Allison Rosen.
Oh, hello, Adam Carolla.
And bald Brian. What if Hitler had mad MMA skills? Oh, who requested that?
Craig S. on Twitter, hashtag top drop.
Would have really made him that much scarier, I mean, for me. Ed Cunningham coming in. Ed played in the NFL for many years. He's done some movies, and I'm looking down at some of the stuff he's done. He produced King of Kong.
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Chapter 3: What notable documentaries are mentioned and why?
Well, first off, you're not going to dinner with Mike Judge, Jimmy the Sports Guy. I mean, Jimmy.
It's a you thing, Ryan.
Jimmy Kimmel. I know Jimmy the Sports Guy. Bill Simmons. Okay. And Daniel Kelson. When you get those guys all together, then you're like, I want some hot topics here. We've got a lot to talk about. These aren't guys that are like. Red Dawn of the Patriots. Yeah, what I'm saying.
It's not like you and your friends, Brian.
No, but what I'm saying is this. What are we talking about, fellas? I don't know. What do you want to talk about?
Ask the ladies. Let's go see the ladies.
Well, you sit next to a guy who moved $73,000 worth of vertical and horizontal blinds the year before versus the guy who created King of the Hill and Beavis and Butthead. He's banged a couple celebrities. It's like you want to know. I hope you found out who. I don't think I'll say anything. But the point is you want to ā There's some good ones. Did you ever get so-and-so? No. Got her stylist.
The point is, we want to laugh. We want to talk. And, you know, like I said.
Women will just get in the way of that.
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Chapter 4: What features does eVoice offer for managing calls?
Dial by name directory. Plus, calls are professionally answered and routed wherever you want. E-voice even types out the voicemails. This is the one we love. You get your voicemail, you get it typed out into email form, and it's sent to you instantly. Anyway, you can start.
Chapter 5: What recent news about Paula Deen is discussed?
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The News with Allison Rosen.
She'll read some news from her iPad. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad. It's Allison, Allison. And when it's time to wrap it up, she'll sign it off with Zip It Cut. It's Allison, Allison. Adam, I don't know if you've been following all the Paula Deen stuff.
Well, I brought this up at the table on Saturday night, and nobody knew the answer.
Chapter 6: How does the discussion shift to the impact of the N-word?
You went to a segregated dinner. In a different way.
Yeah, women on one side, dudes on the other. Yeah, I heard that. Puppetry this side, monologues that side. But we couldn't. Figure out what nobody at the table could understand, and these guys are smart guys that are on top of the news, is did she call her employee the N-word or did she just admit that she's used it before in life?
She just admitted that she's used it. Okay, so the latest is that Food Network has said that they're not going to renew her contract.
She's now lost her job. Her lips and teeth are too shiny for me.
Well, you won't have to look at them anymore.
Good.
And this whole thing started because she's being sued by an employee, or I believe maybe the manager of her restaurant, who says that she was sexually harassed and it was a culture of sexism and racism at this restaurant. Paula Deen gave a deposition.
Paula Deen didn't sexually harass her, though.
No.
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Chapter 7: What humorous observations are made about the dating preferences of gay men?
There's tons and tons of guys that are pretty well built. Who want nothing to do with you. Hilarious. Physically. It's got to be a nice little rest spot for you. A rest spot? A little fresh air. You know what I mean?
It was fun.
Mm-hmm. So you were the grand marshal? I was. Shouldn't they get someone gay for that? Like, sorry, but I mean, nothing wrong with you. I'm just saying.
Well, there are enough gay advocates they need.
No, but the gays, they love beautiful and famous. Love it. Love it. Can't get enough of it. Right. So it was...
My parents came. I kept trying to get guys to go, like, flirt with my dad. I'm like, go get him. And they're like, no, no, no, no. No, go get him. He'll think it's funny.
But if you go down that, is it Santa Monica or Sunset? Santa Monica, honey.
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Chapter 8: How does the discussion shift to the societal perceptions of gay relationships?
You go on a Tuesday afternoon at 3 o'clock jammed with guys drinking and having fun. And I always say, like, if I can come back in another life gay, I think I may want to. Oh, absolutely. Because those guys have so much effing fun. Oh, my God. So much fun. It'd be me, Jimmy, and Joel McHale all just living in a huge mansion. We take all our incomes. We pool them all together.
And we just live a great life. Tons of guys coming in and out, sharing them. We're not judging. There's no judgment going on.
Well, Alec has already started separating when he goes out to dinner in a group, the guys sit on one side and the women sit on the other. What?
I'm hermaphrodite. Why? Well, listen. No, that's for conversation's sake. Here's what happened. And sex.
Is it because you're over talking to women about nothing?
No. Yeah, sometimes. No, here's what happened. I had a dinner for my buddy Daniel, and Jimmy was there, and Mike Judge showed up, and a few other guys. And then everyone was there with their wife. And we all did that thing where we sat with the wife, the guy, the wife. And then everyone was shouting across the table at the guy. And I want to get caught up with Mike Judge, not my wife. Yeah.
I mean, we can get caught up in the car. Right. Yeah. We got it. an hour's worth of traffic on the way home and get all caught up on. I want to find out who Mike Judge was screwing. And he wanted to tell me, but he didn't want to yell it over the table. And at a certain point, after everyone just yelled back and forth, our buddy Daniel said, look, let's just call this what it is.
Let's just stop it. Let's segregate. Chicks over here, dudes over there. We can all have our separate conversations. And everyone is fucking happy as a clam.
Well, think about back in the day.
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