Alchemy This

The Last Waltz, featuring Our Founding Members.

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A writer attempts to write a romance novel A teenage boy is given advice by a sketchy man in an Applebees Suspecting your husband is the devilSee omny...

What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universe

23 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What happens when scientists learn everything there is to know about the universe How the south is handling people relocating there because of covid A...

Inheriting a circus

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Inheriting a circus Adults being passed off as children but one person isn't buying it The writers of junk mail    See omnystudio.com/listen...

Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Post-Apocalyptic Home Owners Association  Surfers Go to NYC Unnecessary Cashews  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Arctic Scavengers

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Arctic Scavengers Strike at the Paperclip Factory  New York Water Smuggling   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Substitute teacher

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Substitute teacher A seemingly innocent game of duck duck goose turns WILDLY violent The 57th Annual Shampoo Tastemaker AwardsSee omnystudio.com/liste...

Neighboring condom factories go to war

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Neighboring condom factories go to war Pardon me, do you have the time? Hash brown World ChampionshipSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

Pigeons at shitting school

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Pigeons in a shitting school. TOO personal training. You're in the wrong line.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lego manufacturing plant

31 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lego manufacturing plant. Powerpuff Girls. Workers return to the office, changed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The US Military and Education swap budgets

26 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The US Military and Education departments swap budgets Man who sneezes when he's aroused Pizza wizardsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

Mario Kart as NASCAR

24 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mario Kart as NASCAR A baby thinks she's funny Home makeover  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

texting

19 May 2022

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texting prom night convention for bad parkersSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

burrito-rolling master

17 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

burrito-rolling master gone completely texas Canned laugh auditionsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gap potatoes

12 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Gap potatoesOverly full orchestraBen Franklin's tries to get "finders keepers" in the ConstitutionSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Never late for school

10 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Never late for school Zoo animals commentary Balloon World CupSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Zoom doctor’s appointment.

05 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Zoom doctor’s appointment. Failed science museum. Swallowed ear bud.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage.

03 May 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Two folks give Tony Robbins a couples massage. Politician has to poo. Cheese boys and/or girls.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences.

28 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Irrationally angry at minor inconveniences. Small Town grocery store clerk reads too much into items customers buying. Door to door salesman named Hun...

Kindergarten class develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples.

26 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Kindergarten class science fair develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples. Wild time at airport arrivals. Why are your shoes wet?See omnystudio.com/liste...

America's Gum Control Issues

21 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

America's Gum Control Issues 5th Graders V Senior Citizens Bowling Team Stranded on Desert IslandSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clothing Store with No Clothes

19 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Clothing Store with No Clothes Internet Security Stand Up Verses ImprovSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Art Critic at Kids Finger Painting Class

14 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Art Critic at Kids Finger Painting Class Newest Bond Girl is from Accounting Ultimate Frisbee tournamentSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inform...

Hot Dogs verses Beer

12 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hot dogs V Beer Surfs Up IndigoSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome wagon

07 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Welcome wagon. The chocolate bandit on 2/13. No sharing snacks unless you brought enough for everyone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

Superhero show from villain’s POV

05 Apr 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Superhero show from villain’s POV. Candlemaker union & the electric lightbulb. Swordfight.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

The guy who empties port-a-potties

31 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A day in the life of the guy who empties port-a-potties. Two virgins trying to have sex. Southerners struggle to leave a review.See omnystudio.com/lis...

Strangers.

29 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Strangers. Bad dating locations. All the shit keeps falling apart.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Folks Welcome An Arsehole.

24 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Happy Folks Welcome An Arsehole. Pinball Speakeasy. A Day at IKEA.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Family members overwhelming dishwashing robot

22 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Family members overwhelming dishwashing robot. Students ACTUALLY listening to Teachers. Nobel prize committee considers the iBong.  See omnystudi...

Turtles on Vacation

17 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Turtles on Vacation Milking Oats FlagsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lost In the Mall

15 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Lost In the Mall A day in the Life of the grammar police Elton John V Ricky MartinSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Moist...

10 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Moist.Chocolate milk dealers.Are remote co-workers AI? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/lis...

Paparazzi

08 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

paparazzia man with a plan concerning hamthe three kings of West Virginia Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee...

Hip coal miners recruit new talent.

03 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hip coal miners recruit new talent.Hot sauce factory.First people on Mars. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSe...

Waking up in a strangers bed

01 Mar 2022

Contributed by Lukas

waking up in a strangers beduniversity moonshine teampaintball battle Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omn...

Government competition for new National Anthem.

24 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Government competition for new National Anthem.Pro Wrestler works at call center.Surprise anniversary party for a sex shop manager. Learn more about ...

A parenting hotline.

22 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A parenting hotline.Bullfighter branches out.Party is actually an intervention.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwor...

Someone who can't recall anything and can't let it go

17 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Someone who can't recall anything and can't let it goA winner from the hit tv show. "Your Mama", just can't let it go.Aggressive inline  Learn more...

Intergalactic Foreign Exchange Student

15 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

 Intergalactic Foreign Exchange StudentThat's Bologna PeteyWhat do with Home Gym spaces? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodca...

Yogurt Sweat

10 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Yogurt SweatStreet Bikers vs Harley RidersWaygu Masseuses  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.co...

Joey Greer Makeover for Prom King

08 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Joey Greer Makeover for Prom KingComputer Bootcamp Psychic Discount  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee om...

Comedian bombs so hard it kills people

03 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Comedian bombs so hard it kills people.Losing emotional control in the worst place.Satan’s lazy brother.  Learn more about your ad-choices at http...

Spatch-cock...

01 Feb 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Spatch-cock.Wizards library.99 Miata.   Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

One day you can hear other people’s thoughts.

27 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

One day only where you can hear other people’s thoughts.The Beatles, the diagnosticians?Aggressive condom marketing. Learn more about your ad-choic...

Severely injured or just fine?

25 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Man who can’t decide if he’s severely injured or just fine.Hacking into stranger’s emails..Stone mason become freemason  Learn more about your...

Door-to-door beef jerky sales.

20 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Door-to-door beef jerky sales.Libertarians get rid of stop signs.Road rage. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comS...

Inept undercover boss.

18 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Inept undercover boss.What the hell is going on?.Tenured professors try to relate to their students  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www...

Santa gets canceled.

13 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Santa gets canceled.Gold digging Escorts.Vote Yes- Save Our Bus drivers. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee ...

Warehouse Mutiny.

11 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Warehouse Mutiny.No Feeling Condoms.What Is Love. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener...

New medicine turns people into senior citizens...

06 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

New medicine turns people into senior citizens.Podcasters must read constant ads.Joey’s story becomes a scene. Learn more about your ad-choices at ...

Wild house party w/ fictional characters

04 Jan 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Wild house party w/ fictional characters.Window cleaners/Xmas conspiracy/afraid of heights.Imposter contest final round.  Learn more about your ad-c...

This year, Christmas just don’t happen.

30 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

This year, Christmas just don’t happen.Who the fuck was Alice?First person to finish last. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpo...

Professional tailor

28 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Professional tailor.Her majesty’s royal marines.SNL Starts a 2nd Live Show in Newark. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcast...

Triassic time capsule.

23 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Triassic time capsule.God bad at coming up with fake names.Someone won’t accept a breakup. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpo...

Charleston carriage guide from Sweden

21 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Charleston carriage guide from Sweden.“Both” vs “Bolth.”Backstabbing SOB.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetw...

Craig Is pitted against Olives...

16 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Craig Is pitted against Olives... and these ones are "Second Hand"Man Covets Neighbors Ass, which of course is a Donkey.Successful assassin who only...

Off-road Limousine...

14 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Off-road LimousineYou Smell Like Beef...Legally Binding Friendship Bracelet... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork....

Sarcastic-voiced man on trial for murder.

09 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sarcastic-voiced man on trial for murder.Secret service secret Santa.Kangaroo milkers. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastn...

Dean’s dog dissertation defense.

07 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dean’s dog dissertation defense.Workplace ensemble w/ worst inside jokes.A tree, a friend, an enemy.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://...

Dating Apps first dates...Replay

02 Dec 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dating Apps first dates...Y2K NYE at the Whitehouse...Y2K NYE in the Hollywood Hills. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastne...

Bratty tween runs for president...

30 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Bratty tween runs for president;Six;What ancient philosophers were really like. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork....

3rd Thanksgiving Replay

25 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

3rd Thanksgiving,Mission to Mars,Wheres Jesus. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Lampsters, a hampster-powered lamp...

23 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Lampsters, a hampster-powered lamp;Backstage at the sitcom "Schitts;"Permit office for museums. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ihear...

Cat Poo advent calendar...

18 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Cat Poo advent calendar;MTV presents "You Just Got Deeked!";The tortoise and the hare's high school reunion. Learn more about your ad-choices at http...

The Donner party as an actual party...

16 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

The Donner party as an actual party; Pre-sneeze face, speakerphones and loud hand dryers; A celebrity works their way through the legal system. Learn...

Skin pockets...

11 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Skin pockets;Sports commentator witnesses robbery;BBQ smoking competition. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSe...

Werewolf donates a kidney...

09 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Werewolf donates a kidney;James has a hash browns relapse;A very disappointing pirate treasure. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ihear...

Stuck in an elevator...

04 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Stuck in an elevator...Man applies to become a golddigger...The meaning of “skit”... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcas...

Prison warden replaces stairs with slides...

02 Nov 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Prison warden replaces stairs with slides...Bomb threat at the skeptics convention...McDonalds fries turn sentient... Learn more about your ad-choice...

Jeopardy!

28 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Jeopardy!:Battle Royale Edition;Shed World;An octopus is a bank manager. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee ...

Twerking during rainy traffic stop...

26 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Florida man tased for twerking during rainy traffic stop;The Devil visits Death Valley;Literal breadwinners. Learn more about your ad-choices at http...

Learning to properly "whelm;"

21 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

A conference for people learning to properly "whelm;"An unusual drinking problem;Thanksgiving at Grandma's house in an enchanted forest. Learn more a...

Area 51 intern...

19 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Area 51 intern accidentally lets the alien escape; mosquitos!; A gardener in the north of England, hates his colleagues. Learn more about your ad-ch...

Expedition to the Center of the Earth.

14 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Expedition to the Center of the Earth.Bullfighter Branches out.ER patient can only speak in movie quotes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https:/...

Allison's Dream

12 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Allison's Dream.Ball Park hot dog salesman can't turn off.Pro Wrestler gets job at call center. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ihear...

Couples camping ....

07 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Couple who hates camping camps with couple who loves camping.Clown tries to book gigs in Stephen King’s MaineUnintentional cannibal Learn more abou...

Farts smell like particular fast food.

05 Oct 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Farts smell like particular fast food.Blimpo the Clown joins MCU.Uncle Hotline. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork....

Drive-thru window.

30 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Drive-thru window.Spaghetti Already: fast food Italian.Construction crews. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSe...

Mafia henchmen don’t pick up on subtext

28 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mafia henchmen don’t pick up on subtext. Day 2 at a bull riding for beginners class.Steve brings Blue to join a band Learn more about your ad-choi...

Mack the Knife at the dentist.

23 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mack the Knife at the dentist.Titans of slam poetry collide.Dogs run the world & humans are the pets. Learn more about your ad-choices at https:/...

Sao Paulo

21 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Sao Paulo.Someone who brings song lyrics and movie quotes into casual convo.Brand new BBQ joint next to a failing zoo. Learn more about your ad-choic...

Living without money.

16 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Living without money.Doomsday preppers forgot to add a bathroom.3-point turns. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.c...

Oblique

14 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Oblique.Zeus has herpes.Snob virus infects plane. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener...

Reality TV.... to the death.

09 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Every Reality TV genre in a highlander-style fight to the death.Short-term memory detective closes in on senile killer.Frat pledges wake up at a furry...

Christopher Nolan presents the Olympics.

07 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Christopher Nolan presents the Olympics.Child detective and grizzled partner.Demon with amnesia. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ihea...

Mafia negotiator is a hypnotist

02 Sep 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Mafia negotiator is a hypnotist.AirBnb comments and replies.Someone farts aboard the ISS. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodca...

Irish friend.

31 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Irish friend.Area 51 intern lets the alien escape.Wednesday. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.c...

Liam Neeson’s Banana Cabana...

26 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Liam Neeson’s Banana CabanaSocial media shunners adjustFlashlight & Fleshlight conferences double book Learn more about your ad-choices at http...

Karma...

24 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

KarmaPhysical therapist in spaceBox of teeth Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for ...

Silence Of The Lambs for kids

19 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Silence Of The Lambs for kidsPoolside with the coke doctor“I don’t know, dude…” Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcast...

1978: the heyday of disco

17 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

1978: the heyday of discopointless curses and the people who bear themLinguini the Roadrunner Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartp...

Stoned Chris Goes Shopping...

12 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Stoned Chris Goes Shopping...Grizzled Private Eye...Premier of Fast and Furious 100... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastn...

Dr Robert...

10 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Dr Robert...Tinder for Fighting...Joey as Dr... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener f...

Goth clothing store replaces church

05 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Goth clothing store replaces churchStar Wars post-celebration dinnerYearbook committee run like the Mob Learn more about your ad-choices at https://w...

Aggressive apologizing...

03 Aug 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Aggressive apologizing.Sammich Boys.Dispatch center for LifeLine Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystud...

Pumpernickel lady opens...

29 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Pumpernickel lady opens her own pumpernickel shop.Solomon Grundy wants to be Batman’s next Robin.Plastic surgeon has given 1000 patients the same fa...

Joe blow and the Cumtones.

27 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

VH1 behind the music: Joe blow and the Cumtones.Lumberjack and hipster trade places.Catholic school bus. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://...

Wasabi Enema...

22 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Wasabi Enema.Underwater City.Girl Scout Cookie Mafia. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/list...

Greeting Card writer sent to Anger Mgmt.

20 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Greeting Card writer sent to Anger Mgmt.Door to Door Salesman for PBS.National YoYo competition. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ihea...

Monkey tennis.

15 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Monkey tennis.Hipster brewery tries out new beer.Traveling salesman who never leaves his own town. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ih...