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Cannibal restauranteurs...

13 Jul 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Cannibal restauranteurs have new item on the menu.Scene based on Joey’s rambling monologue.SAG hires hitman. Learn more about your ad-choices at ht...

Someone with Bad Memory...

08 Jul 2021

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Someone with bad memory.Supervillain creations that help people.Tinkle capt. of the ferry guards. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ihe...

Pharmacy...

06 Jul 2021

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Pharmacy.POV of someone watching an AT listener.Zen Temple has new neighbors. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.co...

Video Game Green Room...

01 Jul 2021

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Video game green room.Noisy neighbors, Secret club, Lawn care .law and Order in the 100 acre woods. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.i...

Fireworks salesman under performs...

29 Jun 2021

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Fireworks salesman under performs.A pocket full of skoal.Law and Order in the 100 acre woods. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartp...

Australians make American commercial...

24 Jun 2021

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Australian cast & crew makes an American commercial.Group of Southern judges on vacation.A weird vinegary lovesick monkey. Learn more about your ...

Babies communicate through poop...

22 Jun 2021

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Babies are able to communicate through poop.Podcasts throughout time.Meek person gets sexually adventurous. Learn more about your ad-choices at https...

Rouge meatball terrorizes ...

17 Jun 2021

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Rouge meatball thrower terrorizes college campus.Bluebird of happiness and ostrich of despair go to marriage counseling.Die Hard With An Improvised Ve...

American has to infiltrate British society.

15 Jun 2021

Contributed by Lukas

American has to infiltrate British society.Alfred is dead and Batman tries to make due.What did the hippie say when you asked him to go?  Learn more...

Secret agent takes his toddler to work

10 Jun 2021

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Secret agent takes his toddler to work.Terminator can’t find Sarah Conner.The Scarecrow discovers the ocean is near the shore. Learn more about you...

Documentary on vaping.

08 Jun 2021

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Documentary on vaping.Clueless celebrity lawyer on “Bring Your Kids To Work Day.”Marvin McCue, nursing home activity director. Learn more about y...

Frogs heavily invested in bitcoin

03 Jun 2021

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Frogs heavily invested in bitcoin.D & D game changes the world, Jumangi-style.Bigger longer stiffer spam. Learn more about your ad-choices at htt...

Kids’ book author...

01 Jun 2021

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Kids’ book author is a homicide detective.Robot fights.Turkish bathhouse. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comS...

Gilligan’s Island 40th season

27 May 2021

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Gilligan’s Island 40th seasonRedneck cooking competitionDownfall of Rafael Brito (dirty laundry) Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ih...

Incompetent people...

25 May 2021

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 Incompetent people on craigslist hired for complex tasksA person shits themselves to get out of an arrestStoned hitman Learn more about your ad-cho...

Paul Denim’s real story.

20 May 2021

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Paul Denim’s real story.Barbie Dream House realtor.Paris Hilton loves crypto currency. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcas...

Hard to find underground rave.

18 May 2021

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Hard to find underground rave.From Cormac McCarthy’s mind.CIA agents. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee o...

Phone Sex Line...

13 May 2021

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Phone Sex Line.News Crew at New Screw Convention.Craig as Sherlock Holmes. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSe...

Fast and Furious Car Parkour

11 May 2021

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Fast and Furious Car Parkour.Handy j and the Blowback Boys.Joey as the Pumpernickel Bread Lady Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheart...

Pavlov's Dog meets Schrodinger's Cat

06 May 2021

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Pavlov's Dog meets Schrodinger's Cat.Hi Tech features to prosthetic limbs.X Games. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwo...

Post Holing...

04 May 2021

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Post Holing.Person at Dentist with a found tooth.Jean Shorts Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.c...

Lobby to get "Ice is Food" on the bags...

29 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Lobby to get "Ice is Food" on the bags.Excuses to get out of Jury Duty.Monkey Club verses I hate Monkeys club. Learn more about your ad-choices at ht...

People who don’t know cars review cars

27 Apr 2021

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People who don’t know cars review carsWorld economic forum meeting for pizza makersThe Hills Have Eyes, but the Johnsons have feet Learn more about...

Friendly Game of Would You Rather...

22 Apr 2021

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Friendly game of would you Rather.Security break in due to lost passwords.Mob boss visited by senile Grand Father. Learn more about your ad-choices a...

Soup to Nuts

20 Apr 2021

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soup to nutsgood cop/bad cop flip rolesCaroline on a plane flown by a former game show host Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpod...

Ice cream shop vs. fro-yo shop

15 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Ice cream shop vs. fro-yo shopPodcast ad awardsAdults take over the playground Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.c...

Busy night at a OB/GYN ward

13 Apr 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Busy night at a OB/GYN ward full of Star Wars charactersGas station clerk who can read mindsDuring a surgery, doctors realize they made a huge mistake...

Perfectly preserved dinosaur butthole.

08 Apr 2021

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Perfectly preserved dinosaur butthole.33rd annual cowboy poetry symposium.LOTR characters lost in GOT. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://ww...

Someone surprised to win Oscar.

06 Apr 2021

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Someone surprised to win Oscar.Maker of Snuggie pitches adding sleeves to more things.Stand up act of 2 Germans and 1 goat. Learn more about your ad-...

Mosquito Casino...

01 Apr 2021

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Mosquito Casino.Weird Occult Store Owner.Old Man and his Gimp. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio...

Comedy Club, Dead Frog...

30 Mar 2021

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Comedy Club Run by a Dead Frog.Family Trip to the Zoo?Corrugated or Correlated. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork....

People return to the jungle...

25 Mar 2021

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People return to the jungle to embrace their monkey heritage.Moon Wizard.Hot air balloon ride with cats. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://...

Ford F150....

23 Mar 2021

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Ford F150.Group kidnapped for ransom and think it’s an escape room.Famous acting teacher is allergic to improv. Learn more about your ad-choices at...

Drive-thru therapy

18 Mar 2021

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Drive-thru therapy.Hot and horrible bartender gets prestigious job.Struggling jazz musician who makes fart noises Learn more about your ad-choices at...

National Disaster Vacation

16 Mar 2021

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Going on vacation to a natural disaster.Irish mob book club.Brad Pitt sues for botched vasectomy. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ihe...

2 women named Alexa and Siri...

11 Mar 2021

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2 women named Alexa and Siri start an advice broadcastgroup of mallrats explain Christmas to an aliensuburban dad shows off backyard BBQ Learn more a...

5 Wonka golden ticket winners...

09 Mar 2021

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5 Wonka golden ticket winners as adultsPixar’s Cars start to question their realityaudit causes hijinks Learn more about your ad-choices at https:/...

Bike shop employees WAY overqualified.

04 Mar 2021

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Bike shop employees WAY overqualified.Non-morning person deals with broken coffee maker.Kids search elementary school for ghosts. Learn more about yo...

Murder hornet...

02 Mar 2021

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A bee brings a murder hornet into the hive.Incompetent moving crew fucks around.A prank show. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartp...

Kindergarten cop

25 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Kindergarten cop.Below Deck interrupted by sea monster.Rival gangs of improvisors. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwo...

Crows secretly run a town.

23 Feb 2021

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Crows secretly run a town.A person in denial about having a stroke.Golfer with stomach issues.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ihea...

New employee in a numbers Co.

18 Feb 2021

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New employee in a numbers and units companyTaken with an unimpressive set of skillsJoe Camel serves time in kindergarten Learn more about your ad-cho...

Pretentious LA...

16 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Pretentious LA Farmer’s MarketElvis impersonator books a gig at an Elvish conventionRivalry between skydivers and bungee jumpers Learn more about y...

Cowboy vampire

11 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

cowboy vampire2 guys share a toothbrushNorma Desmond discovers TikTok Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omn...

Megaphones are regulated like guns

09 Feb 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Megaphones are regulated like gunscharacters in a choose-your-own-adventure book become frustrated with an indecisive readerdelusional parents certain...

That's My Dog???

04 Feb 2021

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That's My Dog???A Day In the Life of Waste Water Treatment Guy.Big Pharma Needs Name for New Drug. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ih...

Squids instead of Squibs

02 Feb 2021

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Squids instead of SquibsLast Go for Radio Show HostMurder Mystery Party goes Awry Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwor...

Oompa Loompa Labor Camp

28 Jan 2021

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Oompa Loompa Labor CampOut of Control Talk Show HostAssassin Eliminates Bad Yelp Reviews Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodca...

Alchemist Mind Swap

26 Jan 2021

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Alchemist Mind SwapOpen Bar Octopus WeddingOlympics New Sports and Performance Enhancing Drugs Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheart...

Mouthwash Craftsman Pitch Flavors...

21 Jan 2021

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Mouthwash Craftsman Pitch Flavors...Fake Hauntings...Island of Substitute Teachers... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastne...

Sports team’s star is 82yrs old.

19 Jan 2021

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Sports team’s star is 82yrs old.Person on a job interview relates salvia trip.Animal Farm except plants. Learn more about your ad-choices at https:...

Man by the name of Fuck Joey

14 Jan 2021

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A man by the name of Fuck Joey is accused of twisting dogs around the LA area.Mail-in contest to win a small island country.Nature documentary: mating...

Someone calls the shady vacuum store...

12 Jan 2021

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What happens when someone calls the shady vacuum store actually wanting the real part.Alan Arkin fills in for hungover Santa Claus.Avengers look for n...

Calendar Man

07 Jan 2021

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Calendar ManMulti-level marketing schemesSnail mail Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listen...

Paranoid clerk thinks everyone is stealing

05 Jan 2021

Contributed by Lukas

Paranoid clerk thinks everyone is stealingPirates excited for the release of Apple iPatchWalken teaches poker to amateurs Learn more about your ad-ch...

A Star Wars fan finds out...

31 Dec 2020

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A Star Wars fan finds out William Shatner is his real fatherWall street guys buy out the governmentPossum Learn more about your ad-choices at https:/...

Joey & Caroline are genies...

29 Dec 2020

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Joey & Caroline are genies playing scissors/paper/rockSeveral grooms show up for one brideThe blob falls out of space and attacks a gym Learn mor...

Pilot has hard day...

24 Dec 2020

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Pilot has hard day when his plane gets replaced with shitty plane.Charley’s grandparents in the same bed for 20yrs.Valley girl Shakespeare. Learn m...

New astronaut arrives at ISS...

22 Dec 2020

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New astronaut arrives at International Space Station.13yr old going through a mid-life crisis.Hell gets interns. Learn more about your ad-choices at ...

The Geico gecko turns out to be a Russian spy

17 Dec 2020

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The Geico gecko turns out to be a Russian spy.Recurrent training for ghosts.Fireworks. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastn...

A walk in the park leads to a scene out of “The Birds”

15 Dec 2020

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A walk in the park leads to a scene out of “The Birds”A. a neighborhood, famous for its light displays, has a new cult family move in B. President...

Bad wifi

10 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Bad wifiOprah is missing.Santa vs. Krampus. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Inspector Gadget’s younger brothers.

08 Dec 2020

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Inspector Gadget’s younger brothers.Newcomer brings contraband onto the International Space Station.Overworked Santa Claus dealing with Christmas in...

Scientist discovers that all cheese is sentient.

03 Dec 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Sc. 1: Scientist discovers that all cheese is sentient.Sc. 2: Moses in the desert - what really went down.Sc. 3: Shy people in an adult store. Learn ...

James dies from caffeine overdose...

01 Dec 2020

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Sc. 1: James dies from caffeine overdose.Sc. 2: Fisher people use avocados for bait.Sc. 3: Soldiers can’t hear inspirational speech from the back + ...

Peaceful wilderness trip turns...

26 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Peaceful wilderness trip turns into a vision quest
.Training day in the evidence room.Booking the wrong venue for an event. Learn more about your a...

Guy who doesn’t understand metaphors...

24 Nov 2020

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Guy who doesn’t understand metaphors announcing a sporting event.Fast food workers take their job too seriously.Pandemic when you HAVE to stay withi...

Science fair goes wrong...

19 Nov 2020

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Science fair goes wrong when a know-it-all parent shows up.Carpet cleaner finds a carpet THEY CAN’T CLEAN.Cross-country family trip. Learn more abo...

Lonely grandma gets...

17 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Lonely grandma gets engaged to online scammer.Bank robber wants to steal the heart of the bank manager.Hazing ritual at a monastery. Learn more about...

Famous painter tries to find...

12 Nov 2020

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Famous painter tries to find the right museAustralian surfers first time in CA.Live announcers review improv. Learn more about your ad-choices at htt...

Tug of war as an Olympic sport?

10 Nov 2020

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Tug of war as an Olympic sport?Ancient origins of Taco Tuesday.Merlin enrolled in day care. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpod...

It’s not Pinocchio’s NOSE that grows…

05 Nov 2020

Contributed by Lukas

It’s not Pinocchio’s NOSE that grows…Film noir.Sales and marketing team body-swaps. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodca...

Group of teens get trapped in a museum full of rejected exhibits.

03 Nov 2020

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Group of teens get trapped in a museum full of rejected exhibits.Matthew McConaughey gets lost at Walt Disney World.A parade is picked up by a tornado...

Canadian border guards.

29 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Canadian border guards.Jesus works at Chipotle.7 deadly sins escape from hell. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.c...

A guy who says yes to everything meets a guy who says no to everything.

27 Oct 2020

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A guy who says yes to everything meets a guy who says no to everything.A universe where every entity is named Tim.Pterri a time-traveling pterodactyl ...

Willy Wonka’s break room.

22 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Willy Wonka’s break room.White collar shotgun wedding.Sonic the hedgehog keeps Dr. Robotnik from federal tax evasion. Learn more about your ad-choi...

Superheroes’ secret bar

20 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Superheroes’ secret bar.Investigating the overabundance of raisins in trail mix.A journey to bring back woolly Mammnoths. Learn more about your ad-...

Man without purpose...

15 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Man without purpose in life goes shoppingSpiritual healer in a day of defianceFoodie has never eaten the same food twice Learn more about your ad-cho...

Lunch ladies the opera

12 Oct 2020

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Lunch ladies the operaActor tries to revive career after bombing in ‘80s aerobics videosBand consisting of 4 mysterious people wearing headgear Lea...

Combo dinosaur car wash/church parking lot.

08 Oct 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Combo dinosaur car wash/church parking lot.Time-traveling inventor inundated by admirers from the future.What would happen if a normal person got suck...

A squirrel in the garage.

06 Oct 2020

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A squirrel in the garage.Shower thoughts go public.Medieval road trip/spring break. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetw...

Bank loan officer gets creative

01 Oct 2020

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Bank loan officer gets creative on their last day.Scam artist convention.Skydiving school. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodc...

19th century travelers on the Oregon Trail

29 Sep 2020

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19th century travelers on the Oregon Trail, nothing goes right.Extreme Makeover Home Edition, nothing goes right.Edible arrangement, nothing goes righ...

Company who books “making a scene”

24 Sep 2020

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Company who books “making a scene” in public.Worst possible time to go into labor.Road rage stay. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www...

Gym Weights are Animals.

22 Sep 2020

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New gym were weights are animals.Scratch off lottery tickets.Traffic stops/orgasms.  Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastne...

Football down by the river...

17 Sep 2020

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Football down by the river.Employees go to coworkers funeral.Settlers of Catan. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork....

Camping trip has slasher music...

15 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Camping trip has slasher music in the woods.Patient wakes up to see surgery on wrong knee.Peruvian tour guide knows nothing about Peru. Learn more ab...

Amateur kidnapping...

10 Sep 2020

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Amateur kidnapping.Truck stop in space.Struck by lightning. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.co...

Jello...

08 Sep 2020

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Jello.Leonardo Da Vinci’s brother Chuck.Mysterious island produces 7 times more geniuses. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpod...

Superman has a ... take 2

03 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Superman has a 2nd secret identity, Take 2.Paranormal hunter goes to cryptozoology school.Executive board meeting of “Robert’s Rules of Order” c...

Dirty old lady ...

01 Sep 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Dirty old lady hits on LifeAlert dispatchers.Statham’s Taint Vape.Failed improv comedian is a celebrity childcare specialist. Learn more about your...

A day at the IV League School

27 Aug 2020

Contributed by Lukas

A day at the IV League SchoolA kid runs away and has to prove themselves to veteran runawaysAn alien posing as a human working in customer service. L...

Shitty time travelers...

25 Aug 2020

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Shitty time travelers.Snoofa, “Hold the door” and “Can you buzz me in” at IHOP.Minimum security prison. Learn more about your ad-choices at h...

Superman has a...

20 Aug 2020

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Superman has a second secret identity.Moses faces demands from those he freed. The drummer is late to the gig. Learn more about your ad-choices at h...

Police show up

18 Aug 2020

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Police show up to remove an alligator.Attic of an Applebee’s.Stranded in National Park with very little supplies. Learn more about your ad-choices ...

Genie in a bottle of ketchup

13 Aug 2020

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There’s a genie in a bottle of ketchup.Shia LeBeouf hears Chris Alvarado wants to fight him.A vape shop. Learn more about your ad-choices at https:...

Diego the tortoise ...

11 Aug 2020

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Diego the tortoise who saved his species retires to an uninhabited island.FOMOA group of dinosaur friends attend the birthday party of a religious din...

Serial killer accidentally invents...

06 Aug 2020

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Serial killer accidentally invents a teleportation device.Why cats don’t give a fuck.An ad company pitches to the mob. Learn more about your ad-cho...

Trouble at the peanut butter factory.

04 Aug 2020

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Trouble at the peanut butter factory.Auction house under siege.Employee of a fast food taco place hates his job, gets promoted.  Learn more about yo...

Teach a dinosaur how to weld.

30 Jul 2020

Contributed by Lukas

Teach a dinosaur how to weld.The incredible misadventures of Mullet Man and Trans Am Tim.Ultimate beastmaster-style competition…”Can you beat soup...