It's time to listen to all the winning yarns from this years instalments of Talkback to determine who wins Yarn of the Year for 2025. Voting begins in the trendsetters group as per usual this week: https://www.facebook.com/groups/3422825401323123Got a yarn? Keep it under 2 minutes and send it to [email protected] wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our four part film series from Darwin is now out, over 2 hours of exclusive content from a wild trip in the NT: patreon.com/alphablokespodcastBetter Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/Neds: Whatever you bet on, take it to the neds level: https://www.neds.com.au/SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com0:00 - Shotgun Soap Shells2:40 - Shitting In The Mall Urinal4:20 - Jimmy's BDSM Side Hustle5:50 - Chocolate Thunder From Down Under7:00 - Part Number8:00 - Hair Removal Cream9:10 - Nursing Home Shagger10:55 - The Australian Alien12:25 - Carnie On The Dodgems13:55 - The Deaf Neighbour15:30 - My Family Car Stickers16:30 - Uber Nun17:30 - Rabbit Up The Drainpipe18:40 - Cooked Chook In The Wall At Schoolies21:00 - Legs the Concretor22:30 - Birthday Suit24:40 - Emergency Services To The Rescue26:25 - Dementia Patient Popping In For A Cuppa27:56 - Keep Pinging The C*nt29:15 - Kebab Correspondent On The Cruise31:36 - Moreton The Mudcrabs Near Death Experience32:30 - Hiccup's 5 Day Sleep Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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