Ep. 542 - Fast And The Curious
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Trendsetters! It's almost here. AlphaFest, May 30. Don't miss out. Get on to MoshTix and grab yourself a ticket before they sell out.
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What are the highlights of the Alphafest event?
And last but not least, Ned's. The only bookie that we have a punt with here at Alpha Blokes. Stay Ned-ly.
I just want to say from the bottom of me heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologise to absolutely nobody. The double champ does what the fuck he wants.
Safety first. Stay focused.
Keep pinging the cunt. Kung flung dung, the Alpha Blokes podcast. Welcome the fuck back.
We're here to give the everyday battler a voice and delete that noise one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, just have a better beer. It's easy. Do it. It's a jog in a can, winning a team, the athlete's choice, class in a glass poo if you want to have a stubby. They come in all shapes and sizes and flavours.
Don't ask me what Kung Flung Dung means. Nah. If I could guess, it's mandarin or something for welcome back to another episode.
Yeah, I reckon that's exactly what it is. I'm sure someone will let us know. We'd have a couple of listeners in China.
Surely.
Kung Flung Dung. Yeah. Sounds good anyway. But it's the last hurrah this week before we hit the Alphafest flats with this great community. Plenty to cover today, as per usual. Trendsetters, never a dull moment here at Alpha HQ. How are we feeling, boys? Good?
Well, I should probably remind everyone that if they haven't got tickets, there should still be a few left on the gate.
Yeah, yeah. We're going to ring Buster a bit later. If he answers, he grabbed me before the show. You know what he's like. Yeah. So we'll talk about that a bit later. We'll go through the proper line-up. Here we go. Who flung dung? What's it mean?
It's a popular Australian commercial garden product to biologically activate a nutrient-rich super mulch made from composted straw and chicken manure.
Your favourite, mate. Oh, you're a big chicken guy now.
Fuck. I didn't say who flung dung.
I said kung flung. It's written as kung flung dung.
Kung flung dung. That's what it reckons. Yeah.
That's what it reckons.
Super mulch. Yeah, we'll cover that later. We'll give them a full run through. But, yeah, there'll be tickets on the gate. Rock up if you're feeling bored, if you're on the edge. Dunno. Yep. Come check it out. But I suppose, Ariat, like we briefly touched on it a little bit. We're not going to go through a big play-by-play. There's a vlog on Patreon of us in the sheds with the boys. Pretty fucking proud moment for me. Yeah, great. You know, shout out to Ariat. Couldn't, like, they've been so good with us. Fucking give us that opportunity. And I'll tell you what else they're doing is they're sorting our fucking tech guys out, Pete. Thank fuck. Run them through. Curious.
So just Curious or Curious and Quinn?
No, leave Quinn alone for a second. You can belt him later. But Curious, we'll go hard on him here because we rocked up to the airport all ready to go, all the fucking, all the gear, you know, camera gear, all the stuff. Curious pulls up as we rock up to the door. Oh, fuck, hang on.
No, I said to him, I said, cunt, you double sure you got everything you need? And he's like, yeah, man, yeah, yeah, I got it. And I said, you sure? You don't want to just double check? Anyway, what did he do? Fucking no licence. No licence.
So that's like check, because we were just going to check in there, because Ari had booked the flights for us, shared it to him. So normally when we book it, you check in online and shit, and I've had to, hey, hey, Shelley, can you please book Sam in for this flight?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–0:42
2
What are the highlights of the Alphafest event?
0:42–8:33
3
What funny stories are shared about Curious?
8:33–30:39
4
How do the hosts react to dog antics?
30:39–51:13
5
What are the highlights from Pep and Pooh's Dump Finds?
51:13–52:43
6
What cooking experiences are shared in this episode?
52:43–53:06
7
What strange news is discussed towards the end?
53:06–53:19
8
How is the Alpha Fest event detailed?
53:19–1:50:52