Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Chapter 2: What are the highlights of the Alphafest event?
And last but not least, Ned's. The only bookie that we have a punt with here at Alpha Blokes. Stay Ned-ly.
I just want to say from the bottom of me heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologise to absolutely nobody. The double champ does what the fuck he wants.
Safety first. Stay focused.
Keep pinging the cunt. Kung flung dung, the Alpha Blokes podcast. Welcome the fuck back.
We're here to give the everyday battler a voice and delete that noise one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, just have a better beer. It's easy. Do it. It's a jog in a can, winning a team, the athlete's choice, class in a glass poo if you want to have a stubby. They come in all shapes and sizes and flavours.
Don't ask me what Kung Flung Dung means. Nah. If I could guess, it's mandarin or something for welcome back to another episode.
Yeah, I reckon that's exactly what it is. I'm sure someone will let us know. We'd have a couple of listeners in China.
Surely.
Kung Flung Dung. Yeah. Sounds good anyway. But it's the last hurrah this week before we hit the Alphafest flats with this great community. Plenty to cover today, as per usual. Trendsetters, never a dull moment here at Alpha HQ. How are we feeling, boys? Good?
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Chapter 3: What funny stories are shared about Curious?
Okay. Let's just burn them all. Okay. So we'll give you a couple and, like, keep a couple of yard jeans, but we need to burn at least one set of skinny jeans that we hate. And then, curious, I think I was going to burn his, but if we burn them, he'll wear these ones working on cars, so he's got to keep them. Yeah, he's got to keep them. Well, we'll burn a pair of jeans.
I see you trimmed your beard, Queefly. Yeah.
Looking nice, mate.
Fuck, that was. Don't worry, I've still got the fucking, there's still plenty of hair there for me to cut off. Yeah, yeah. You'll fucking.
That was a mission, bro.
Was it? She was thick. Thick and red. That was like the women back in the 80s, in the early 90s even.
Thick and red. Hard to shave.
Yeah, you had to get the old butt, the hedge trimmer.
Yeah.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts react to dog antics?
Unreal. You're just riding around on a horse shooting shit. I got into it a bit too much. Did you? Yeah. Big red dead guy.
Yeah, he is. At least he's not playing Dungeons and Dragons anymore. That's right, mate. Anymore. Anymore. Never play one in my life. Don't lie.
No, pretty chill, boys. Pretty chill. Nice. We had Curious in here with us, actually. Saddy had a hosted pot with the Reggies. Oh, yeah. We tipped one fucking really good winner, but ended up going down swinging, which is fine. It was a fun day on the punt. Yeah. And then, yeah, chucked the fire on again, man. It's fucking great. I'm really loving it at the moment. Kids love it too, man.
I got the mowing done. It's slowing down, which is great. Yeah, I haven't mowed for a bit. Yeah, it's prime. It's just those stringy fucks.
Yeah, just make you look untidy.
I could mow you with a set of scissors quicker than it takes, but you're not going to. You've got to mow, you know.
But, yeah, more fires, less mowing. I fixed me mower chair. Did you? Had me seat on me mower, bit of silicon. Yeah. Sigaflex, you know, the black stuff.
Yep.
Nailed it. Yeah, fixed it up good. Good shit, mate. Well, I don't know if I have. Because I re-glued her and jammed me swag and a few pigging collars and everything I could between the steering wheel and the seat to hold it back. I haven't taken it off yet, but it looks like it worked. Yeah, nice, mate. Good shit.
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Chapter 5: What are the highlights from Pep and Pooh's Dump Finds?
Just to be sure. Just because I clean mine thoroughly with the doot gun doesn't mean I have a pussy. Yeah, yeah. It's still a freckle. Yeah, that's right. It's an arsehole. Sweet. Just checking. That's what it is. Right-o. Hey, we missed this segment last week. Pep and Pooh's dump find. Yeah. I thought there was something missing in me life, and I thought, fucking what is it?
I went, oh, that's it. I haven't seen what Pep's found at the dump. What's he got for us this week?
Quiet week, but still some great finds, nevertheless. Yeah, yeah. Hello. What do you got? Cement saw?
Oh, fuck, yeah. It looks a bit rough around the edges.
Yeah, but look, it might be a fixer-upper. And a filter.
And an air filter for a dozer by the looks of it or a grater or something, tractor. Now, he normally says, yeah, working or not. I think we can assume that one needs a bit of work. Needs some work, yeah. But look. It's a start.
It's a great project.
Yeah.
Now, I'm not fucking real happy about that one. I'm not real happy about that one at all.
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Chapter 6: What cooking experiences are shared in this episode?
Who does that, though? Like, I mean, I wouldn't need that much sticky tape, but I wouldn't just throw it out.
No, I know, but I feel like that box was shut. I feel like it would be like someone like me or you, hey, let's just go and all these fucking shit can get thrown out. Yeah. And then someone picks it up, doesn't check. I think it's an easy mistake to make.
It's a good find, though. It's in the lead so far.
Chapter 7: What strange news is discussed towards the end?
I think, yeah, well. Bronco's had a spew on it, man. Yeah, I'm not taking the Bronco. Well, actually. Oh, we got a fucking full bear. And a full northern. Full bear.
Chapter 8: How is the Alpha Fest event detailed?
Yeah. Yeah, right. I wouldn't want to drink that.
Nah, but, I mean, you could put it in the fridge.
I'm surprised. How the fuck did it make it to the dump via the fucking bin and not break? Being a glass bottle is tough as fair and straight.
And being scratched around with pep on the digger.
Mm.
I'm sticking with it. I'm getting that Broncos hat out of there. Oh, yeah? Yeah. So you're voting for the hat?
That's me. If it didn't have spew and shit all over it, I'd go with that.
Well, you'd go with Broncos hat?
No. No. No. But, I mean, it's got spew on it, man. I'm not. You can wash that off. We did it with Curious' hat the other day. Yeah, but that was his hat. Nah. I'm going with sticky tape. Queefly?
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