Ep. 543 - Trendsetter Talkback

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Unknown 0:00
Trendsetters! It's almost here. AlphaFest, May 30. Don't miss out. Get on to MoshTix and grab yourself a ticket before they sell out. Patreon has been pumping. Moochinator3053 hasn't slept in three weeks. He hates sleep. But you know who we don't hate, Tom, and that's our sponsors. That's right, Pooh. Let's give them a pump up. Better Beer, the official beer of the Alpha Blokes podcast. Get around it. CTC, keep your dome out of the sun with one of the many great country trucking caps. SP Tools, they've got you covered, whether it's on the worksite or in the shed. Papa Macro's healthy eating made easy. Port West workwear that is built to last, just like this community. And last but not least, Ned's. The only bookie that we have a punt with here at Alpha Blokes.
Unknown 0:47
Stay Ned-ly.
Poo 0:51
I just want to say from the bottom of me heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologise to absolutely nobody. The double champ does what the fuck he wants.
Unknown 1:14
Safety first. Stay focused.
Big Medium Shitty 1:17
Keep pinging the cut.
Unknown 1:20
Welcome back to another episode of Quinn wore a blue shirt to work today. Alpha Blokes podcast. We're here to give the everyday battler a voice and delete that noise one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, make it a better beer. Jogging a can, winning a team, the athlete's choice. CTC, big supporter of ours. The Country Trucker Caps. Yeah, that's what they call them, Pooh. You go to thecountrycompanies.com if you want to just buy one of theirs or design your own at countrytruckercaps.com. Use the code word ALPHABLOKES for a discount. Now, there's one particular bloke. that normally sends a property in, but we're mixing it up today. We're going to see him in a couple of days' time, the knuckler. So we're just going to give him a call, ask what he's bringing to the show at AlphaFest because there's a one-of-one item that's going to be pretty sought after, I believe.
Tom 2:09
I've seen it.
Unknown 2:09
It's cool. I've seen it too. It's cool as fuck. Even we don't get one, Pooh. No. So let's give the knuckler a call. The fuck knuckler. The fuck knuckler. If he says he can hear himself, we get to root you, Clint. Hello? Hello, Clark. Hey, boys, how you going? Good, Joe. Is the phone all good on your end? We've had some technical difficulties lately. Yeah, I'm all sweet. Yeah, nice. I'm one of the street boys. How yous going? Yeah, good, mate. Fucking what? Are you fucking fired up? So, obviously, as they're listening to this, Knuckles, the result's been said, mate. But, yeah, the state's pumped up. The kids are pumped up. Mate, I've got them. Would it be rude to have them 13 plus? Oh, it wouldn't be rude. You know? Mate, I reckon there's just going to be something there.
Unknown 3:05
There's just going to be something. Ethan Strange is going to shit the bed. And Sam Walker is going to have a fucking game of his lifetime. I reckon Kirti Katewell first try scorer. Oh, there you go. Well, look, I can't steer past two Joes for feeder to score first. Yeah. Oh, two Joes. Oh, two, Joe. It makes sense. No, we're pumped up, mate. It makes sense. We're pumped up. Mate, and not that I want to fucking call it, but if you have to throw a cunt into a multi to score something, and it's against me grain to say, but Toho has to be in any try, surely. Toho. Who's Toho? You know, like little Brian. Oh, yeah, Toho. Yeah, he's from your team, Tom. Yeah, the Nugget. He's the best. I don't know. Well, see, I hate him today.
Unknown 3:50
Brett, I hate all of them. Hey, Brett, can you hear me? We hate him, but I don't know if Quinn does because Quinn's got a blue shirt on. Oh, no. What side of the fence is curious? Sit on. Well, he's from a state within a state. We forced him into Queensland. But he still says maroon. Oh, of course. Maroon. When Curious stepped foot inside of the inner sanctum of the Queensland sheds, he got – he's a Queenslander.
Curious 4:20
Yeah.
Unknown 4:21
That makes sense. No one else is allowed in there. So he had to swear himself over. He was knighted that day. They made him sign a contract. They did. They said, are you a Queenslander cunt? And he had to swear by oath before he walked into the sheds. But anyway, Nuts, obviously Origins happened already.

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