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Hey, Tommy.

Hey, mate.

Shitty, Curious, and Quinn.

How are we, boys?

Hope yous are well.

Now, a lot of the trendsetters, you guys probably have kids and all that sort of stuff as well.

Now I've got two little girls and they run around.

One's four, one's two, you know, bundle of joy.

But I'll tell you this funny story that happened to me.

I got a stitch up from the three-year-old at the time

Now they're running around the house doing their thing you know they see mum and dad do stuff so they want to do it too and whatever and anyway I've got a beard so I've gone in you know you got to brush your beard sometimes so I've gone to brush my beard in the bathroom getting ready and I've smelt something you know that smelled a bit off and anyway I was brushing my beard and the smell was getting worse so

I stopped brushing my beard and I sorta just had a look at the brush and what was in all the bristles was the three year old's dried pieces of shit.

Ow!

So, yeah, so she'd actually grabbed the hairbrush and used it as a toilet brush to clean the toilet bowl with my beard brush and clean the shit off the bowl and then put it back up on the bench for Daddy to use on his beard.

And if any of you guys have fucking dealt with that sort of stuff, then, you know, that sort of smells hard to get rid of, so I was copping it all morning at work.

Anyway, leave that one with you.

See ya.

Oh, mate.