Ep. 545 - Trendsetter Talkback
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What interesting yarns do the Trendsetters share?
Trendsetters, we get to do some pretty cool shit here at Alpha Blokes, and without these guys, we wouldn't be able to do it. So listen up.
What is Knuckles' Proper True Yarn about?
Better beer. Get around some God's nectar in any good bottle shop today. CTC, the arseless hat salesman, and the whole team at CTC have the best range of hats in Australia. So go get around them.
What hilarious carry-on stories are shared?
SP Tools, the official tool of the Trendsetter, with everything you need to keep your car guy busy. Papa Macros, keeping us all on track at Alpha HQ. Use the code ALPHA for $30 off your first order or ALPHA10 for 10% off reoccurring orders. Port West, if you want to be safe and still look trendy, go and get around Port West. Built tough, just like this community. And Ned's the book of your choice at Alpha Blokes HQ. Stay Nedly.
I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologise... To absolutely nobody!
The double champ does what the fuck he wants! I need a shit, man.
Die, boy!
Sneaky little rascal.
Safety first. Stay focused. Keep pinging the cup.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the Alpha Bikes podcast. We are here to give the everyday battler a voice and delete our noise one laugh at a time. And don't worry, I'm still here. And if you're having a beer, make it a better beer. Jogging a can, winning a team, the athlete's choice. That's what they reckon. If you're going to have a hat, have a fucking CTC hat. That's what hat you should have. Go to thecountrycompanies.com to cop one of the designs read to rumble, countrytruckercaps.com to design your very own. And if you hate paying full price for shit, type in Alpha Blokes. All one word. That's right. One singular word. That's all you've got to do. Don't forget the S. Yeah, don't do that.
Not Alpha Bloke. No. No. No, exactly. Look, this could be anything. This property. Wow. I quite liked it. Oh, here we go. I'm keen to hear it.
Strap it, it's time again for Knuckles Proper True Yarn.
Legends. Just Knuckles here calling this Proper True Yarn of the week up. It's just a quick one. And I suppose, well, describing quick ones, including my penis, you know. Me cock may be small, boys, but fuck, it'll stand up to any cunt.
What wild winning yarns do the hosts discuss?
Have a good day.
Beautiful words there to really get us going this morning from Brett. Lovely stuff. Great one, Brett. Motivating even. Yeah. Yeah. Great stuff. He never ceases to amaze. Nah, he's always just got a good property in store for us, doesn't he? Now, your pick today, Pooh? Yes, sir. Are you excited about that? I am, actually. I've been missing my laptop. I didn't use it for a couple of days. Well, you're a big laptop guy. Well, I wasn't there for a couple of days, but I'm back now. Yeah. Have you got your mouse? Yeah, I've got my mouse. Yeah. Quinn forgot his laptop yesterday. The whole show, everything we do here revolves around Quinn's laptop and he rolls in and goes, oh, I didn't think I'd need it. What do you mean?
You're the tech guy. You can't be teching without your tech. Rolled in with a fucking crunch cup. Look, mate, we're all only getting back on board full brainwaves.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
And, you know, riding highs. And, look, it's fine. We got our jobs done yesterday. That's right. We got there in the end. The poo made sure to let him know that he's supposed to bring it. Yeah.
What are the funniest moments from the weekend's events?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's a good start. One of the great things that goes on around here, you learn a lot of interesting stuff around Alpha Blokes HQ, but we won't dive into that too much today. No, we won't. No, we won't. Now, before we get to the calls that you can email in, whenever you want, keep it under two minutes like Quinn away says. That's right. There's an old man that's actually faxed something through. I don't think he could work out how to use his recorder. Was that right, Quinn? That's right. I received it from a stalker this morning from A Buster Kirby, A for Andrew. Is it Andrew? Yeah. I thought he was Anthony for a long time there. Did you? It would have been cooler, wouldn't it? Anthony Buster Kirby?
I'll never call him Andrew anyway. No, neither.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What interesting yarns do the Trendsetters share?
0:00–0:07
2
What is Knuckles' Proper True Yarn about?
0:07–0:19
3
What hilarious carry-on stories are shared?
0:19–2:30
4
What wild winning yarns do the hosts discuss?
2:30–3:38
5
What are the funniest moments from the weekend's events?
3:38–5:05
6
How do the hosts react to listener stories?
5:05–7:10
7
What are the highlights from the Alpha Fest weekend?
7:10–12:33
8
What unexpected events occur while driving?
12:33–54:45