Dino

Yeah, boys, Dino, Top Servo Norman.

So let's just say that this lady was a bit of an enthusiastic... Lover?

Participant.

Oh.

So, um...

There was one night they got stuck into their work and she decided on reverse cowgirl.

Anyway, like I said, she's enthusiastic and she may have bounced a little bit higher than she may have on the previous strokes.

But, yeah, mate, big arse bone come down and snapped his boonger in half.

So, needless to say, the ambulance was called.

He got rushed off to hospital and the only medical term that they had for his condition was a fractured penis.

And it actually happened around about this time last year, oh, a few years ago, but a mate of his ran into him at the rodeo and he said, and he said, oh, mate, I wish I could take away the pain but keep the swelling.

this same bloke a few years later he's um driving around i'm not going to say his name or where it was but he's driving along with his missus and he goes over to cross this creek and he pulls up and she goes what are you doing he goes you watch anyway he jumped up with a couple of spanners and he pinched the sign presented it to him an old mate proudly put it up in his shed

Fellas!

You want to know something that's fucked?

It's fucking ridiculously painful, bro.

Oh, my God.

All right, boys, play on and carry on.

Why the fuck do barbers use a black cape to cover you with?

I know I'm going grey.

I don't need to see the cunts all over me fucking shoulders when I'm getting a haircut.