Ep. 564 - Wounded Souls
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What sponsors and episode opening banter set the tone at the very start?
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I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, I'd like to take this chance to apologize to absolutely nobody.
The double champ does what the fuck he wants. I need a shit, man. Die, boy. Sneaky little rascal.
Safety first. Stay focused. Keep pinging the club.
Welcome back, fuckers, to another episode of the Alpha Blokes Podcast. We're here to give the everyday battler a voice and delete Ed Noyes one laugh at a time. If you're having a beer, make it a better beer. Jogging a can, winning a tin, the athlete's choice. Now we're coming off the back of a mammoth weekend. Yep. There's some sore soles. Very sore sole right now, actually. But we're all here ready to yarn for Australia. You know, we've showed up. Well, it's a bit like this. This is a public service announcement. If you're fucking planning on getting married this year, don't. If you want me there, don't do it. That's it. I've got two weddings in me a year. I'm filled up now. So your quota's up in case anyone else was planning to get married.
Yeah, so you can still get married, you know, but I probably can't. I just can't be there. I'm sorry. Yeah, your quota's your wedding quota. I don't have time. Yeah. I was complete. Fucking flat out. Even when Quinn was like, hey, guys, I'm getting married, and I thought, you inconsiderate cunt. Anyway, got past that. Then my other good mate down the sunny coast pulled the same thing on me and I thought, well, yeah, fuck you. You couldn't have. And it's only like in two weeks, these bucks. I'm thinking, nah, it's not long enough. Break. Between bucks. Oh, that's heavy. You know, so. How was your first bucks, mate? Oh, yeah, pretty fucking biblical, eh? Yeah. Piece of my soul's still on Keppel, I reckon. Well, it's where it belongs.
It'll regenerate over time.
We all lose a piece on our bucks. Yeah. Hey, you still got a bucks to come. Yeah. Fuck. How are you feeling about that? Well, look. You junkety. I've got a lot more Bucks party experience, so it's going to be good. It's going to suit everyone well more.
Yeah, first one was mine.
Yeah, that's weird, I think. Well, at least you know, you know, you've got a bit of a taste, mate. Now you can bring your experience to other Bucks parties and add your little piece, you know. Oh, yeah. Great fun. Good spot there at your Poon. Everything's pretty central. And I'll tell you right now. Tell us right now, Poo. I was fucking really nice to Quinn on his Bucks party. So I expect the same in return, you big fucker. That's a lie.
How did Quinn’s Keppel bucks weekend unfold and what memorable moments happened on the island?
Nice. I didn't even tease him once the whole time. Helped him fix his dress because he had it on back to front. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he did. Didn't shave him, stuck to the rules. I felt back to front that morning, I tell you what. Yeah, I think we were all pretty back to front that morning. Not me. No, you were fresh. Yeah, well, you were late. I was pretty good. Yeah, you were normal. Oh, mate, experience took part that weekend, mate.
Yeah, yeah.
I had a few hours every night, snuck off, had a sleep, woke up fresh enough to give me all. You know, very balanced and fucking nailed the approach really. I was happy with my efforts. Still feel like fucking, look, am I 100%? No, I'm not. No. Come in this morning, got in the sauna, sweated out, some real naughty shit. You know. And I had a shower and I'm fucking feeling all right today.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What sponsors and episode opening banter set the tone at the very start?
0:00–3:43
2
How did Quinn’s Keppel bucks weekend unfold and what memorable moments happened on the island?
3:43–1:16:28
3
What are the latest machete attack and youth crime concerns in Melbourne?
1:16:28–1:19:42
4
How did the Gladstone pub incident lead to a manager being banned for overserving?
1:19:42–1:20:20
5
How are beer prices and bootlegging risks affecting Australia?
1:20:20–1:22:11
6
What community stories, events and Prize updates close out the episode (citizen’s arrest, Podcast Royale, Queefda and Poo’s Reviews)?
1:22:11–1:59:58