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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Chapter 2: What are the highlights of the trip so far?
He's not mean. Before we go any further, we should say sand palms. So Pirates linked it up with the legends here. Shout out to them. Hospitality. Oh, 101.
Through the roof.
So how's this for a setup? You're out away from all the action, but in enough action that you get an air con room, shower shitter, and then they're packing lunches for us, mate. And we're talking these roast beef sandwiches. I think we had, what, quiches, a few other things yesterday.
That curried egg and lettuce sandwiches yesterday were mint.
And cooking dinner, brekkie before we go. So it's literally, don't have to think, stop here. The chopper picks you up, out the flat, out the back, and off you fuck and drops us off.
Serving a turf last night. If you think back, say, the episode I did with you at the old studio after I did the Lafferty in Australia and I was in the NT. Yeah. It makes me so dirty. I camped, no shit, 25 kilometers down the road in the pissing down rain for two days with a fucking long drop dunny that was about a fucking 400 mil deep, so she was a short drop dunny. No shower.
I was bathing in the fucking rain. Had I known, because there's a campground out the back of here too.
Yeah, fuck.
Oh, it broke my heart.
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Chapter 3: What experiences have the hosts had at the waterfall?
We should probably discuss fishing. Should we? Yeah. So we've had a comp on, obviously, Deadass versus Alpha Blokes. Yes. And look, let me just start off by saying, like, we thought it was going to be like barra after barra, big fish. Yes. But obviously the helicopter can only get in certain spots. There's been rain overnight and stuff. So it hasn't been one after the other sort of shit.
It's sort of been like when you land, they're on, catch a few straight away, and then sporadically you'll get a few, right? So what do you reckon we've landed fucking overall?
Yeah.
I know exactly. I can tell you if you want. So we've landed 12 total. Yeah. You guys landed six total. So we got one salmon.
Yeah.
12 barra. You guys have got six barra, one salmon, three catfish.
Well, I've got five barra, one salmon, and two catfish.
Oh, they must. Well, Rod's got two. No, Rod's got two.
He's got two. So seven barra. Yeah. Yeah. So, look, it's one of those things where I think in me head I thought it was going to be ridiculous with the barra. But, you know, it's steadied off a bit as we've been casting. But I'll tell you fucking what, the scenery in between. So we've dropped in on a big buffalo on a flat charging you.
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Chapter 4: How is the fishing competition going so far?
I couldn't believe I caught one fucking left-handed. I was like, fucking glad I caught that. They would have drilled the chopper pilot. Oh, yeah.
And obviously, massive shout-out to Pirate and the team. Yeah, mate. Holy smokes, hospitality from those legends.
Well, I think it's that thing now, right? And you'll realise if you come up here and you book a trip like this and see them, but For us now, we've been here a couple of years. Obviously, Zayn, you got to meet him this year and stuff like that, as did a couple of the other lads. But now it's literally a trip up here to see our mates because they're fucking good people.
And then it's like hanging with your mates that can drive helicopters like fuck. You feel safe the whole time. You're doing cool shit, awesome scenery, looking at the wildlife, dropping into these spots.
Fuck that thing. Oh, yeah. Shopper that I went in yesterday. Yeah, cool. What's that cunt called? I can't remember.
It's a 300 something. Yeah, it's a 300. It's like his new chopper. Can you Google that, Quinn? I work out that we might have met at some point, too. I know that they're a Texas-made shop. What I was working on. They're from the States. That's something like that.
Fort Worth, Texas, yeah. Fuck, it was cool. It's, like, totally different to a 22. It looked a lot bigger, too. Bro, there's this full center console in the cunt.
That's awesome. Thanks for maneuvering around all right, too, big Joe.
Fucking oath it can manoeuvre.
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Chapter 5: What food do they choose after a long day?
Well, we both agreed that we were just going to steam into the bar, no showers. And just order a feed. We were like, what do we want? Do we want steak or do we want fish and chips? We were having an hour and an hour, mate. It's like, you guys want surf and turf? And it was like, yeah, we fucking do, mate.
And he actually hit us with the entrees with the fucking nachos with the jalapeno.
Oh, how good.
Nachos, mate.
Oh, so good. I love it with a bit of jalapeno on it too. Yeah. Absolutely mint. That was fucking excellent.
What are yous looking forward to, you reckon, boys, the next couple of days? We've got the second half left.
Yeah. To be honest with you, man, I'm probably the most excited about tomorrow. Yeah. Like that whole, give you the whole experience of what it would be like to do a finish with a helicopter. That's going to be me.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's the part I'm looking for. Finish it off with a pub, some Scooies, have a little punt.
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Chapter 6: What are the highlights of the trip so far?
Yeah. Nana's Nintendo. Let's go.
I just love having a sticky bag around and a chopper too. It's cool. There's just so much going on as you're flying through. Like one minute she's a buff, then it's a pig, then it's a bloody little water hole, and then it's a waterfall, and then it's a gullet.
I'm going to change my highlight. I was going in that chopper with Pirate.
Oh, yeah.
In his fancy one.
Yeah. That would have been meant.
Looked like an episode of Nitro Circus. Pretty scary.
Scary, but you feel safe still.
Scary, but safe and within regulation. You do feel safe with those boys, eh?
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Chapter 7: What are the plans for the next couple of days?
Well, I didn't know. That's a good ride. I've never been, cunt. They had the corkscrew.
I thought that was an aquarium. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They used to have the Bermuda Triangle, man. Oh, true. Yeah. The boat ride. You sit in the boat. The boat ride, yeah. It was meant, bro. Yeah, yeah. Sounds like you need to go to fucking SeaWorld.
No, no, you're right, Jay.
They used to do chopper rides. I'm thinking of Underwater World.
Actually, can you edit that out, Quinn? What? That joke I just made about SeaWorld. I didn't hear you. Well, they used to. Pause for a second. They used to do scenic heli flights and then two of the cunts fucking ploughed into each other and now they don't do scenic heli flights anymore? Is that just because they run out of helicopters?
I don't know. You think they just do one at a time.
A little distasteful. Write that down, Quinn.
Yeah, so, and then the other one as well is the corkscrew, man. Well, I don't know. Right, right. They just, they used to have it. It's all, see, this is like early days. I'm taking the corkscrew down here.
Yeah, they got rides and shows. I apologise, boys. There you go.
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Chapter 8: How do they wrap up the episode?
Yeah. It was just a great ā yeah, every couple ā yeah, so all the funeral directors were made out for Congress. But it was the best excuse to just get on the piss, and Matt catched up with everyone. Oh, Zayden.
Zayden, bro. Sting, bro.
Sorry, Brian. No, you're all right. I'll finish my steak.
At least there'll be no mozzies coming.
You are. You know what?
Fuck.
There was one other guy that I thought the poster boy for Swamp Ass, it was like Zac Brown from the Zac Brown Band. Yeah. But I think you are the poster child for Rotten Arse.
That's our first fucking part of our dream. No, I know, but I just think your arse will be doing it tough. Oh, she got a bit on.
Like a lot of humidity down there. Oh, mate. I'm not taking myself out of the equation, but I think you've got me on swamp ass. You've got bigger legs and bigger cheeks.
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