Man Armed With Kitty Litter-ally Robs Bank
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Hey there, folks. It is Thursday, July 16th. And how is it possible that a bank robbery could be adorable? Well, when the accomplice in that robbery is a three-month-old tuxedo kitten by the name of Magnolia. And with that, welcome to this episode of Amy and TJ. This was a bit of a crime spree by this bank robber. Yes. Steals a cat and then goes tries to steal some money.
Yes, and I love one of the headlines. Everyone had some fun with the puns on this one.
They gave you some options here. What do you like?
Yeah, you have feline felon or kitty literally, literally robs bank or the perfect crime. You got cat burglar. I also saw one where the only thing Magnolia is accused of stealing is everyone's hearts.
The, what is it, the shelter where the, not the shelter, but the, what am I saying, the pet store where the cat was taken from. They are still trying to get the cat adopted, and they said her life of crime is over. And also that she was looking for a law-abiding citizen to be a forever home. Anyway, you all, this is, look, this is a crime story. But man, it's given us a little laugh and a little relief and ropes kind of to the point. Yeah, I didn't talk to you about this. I know we're just getting here and I'm a little tired, not feeling great. And maybe I'm not thinking clearly, but I wanted to call about adopting this cat.
The cat is one of the cutest cats I've ever seen.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–10:03
2
What happened in the Beltsville, Maryland bank robbery involving a stolen kitten?
10:03–18:38
3
How did the suspect use Magnolia the three‑month‑old tuxedo kitten as a distraction?
18:38–23:14
4
What did the pet store staff and community say after Magnolia was taken and recovered?
23:14–27:52
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