E498 Glossy Grinch Lips and Ghost Escape Rooms

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Em Schulz 1:08
Well, howdy, everyone. Christine, your lips look awfully glossed today.
Christine Schiefer 1:12
Thank you. I glossed them with my Grinch holiday makeup kit.
Em Schulz 1:19
A new sentence every time with you, Christine.
Christine Schiefer 1:21
I've been waiting for someone to talk about my lip gloss. This is Cindy Lou Who. Is it really? Yeah.
Em Schulz 1:28
It's not.
Christine Schiefer 1:31
No, I reserve that for one special day of
Em Schulz 1:34
the year. This year, people aren't going to get it. Would you like to pre-record it and we can have Megan put it in?
Christine Schiefer 1:40
Oh, my God. On the spot? Who, me? As the spotlight comes down, my microphone swings into
Em Schulz 1:44
frame. All right, everyone. We're hearing it now. Or maybe, you know what? I'm going to make you wait till Christmas. Jack cut this and put it at Christmas.
Unknown 1:53
Please stand by. We are.
Em Schulz 1:56
what's it called kelly oaky when like kelly clarkson just like rip just like handles
Christine Schiefer 2:00
hilarious i've never heard of that but i love that
Em Schulz 2:03
kelly clarkson has now become a adjective or something where it's like oh they kelly clarkson that and it's like they did the best version you've ever heard
Christine Schiefer 2:10
oh that's nice because usually turning a person's name into a verb doesn't end so kindly you know you
Em Schulz 2:15
really shrooted it yeah you really sheafered it you know what i mean no you kelly clarkson that that
Christine Schiefer 2:21
was
Em Schulz 2:22
oh oh my god thank
Christine Schiefer 2:23
you happy to have witnessed it three months in advance I think Kelly Clarkson sang the original soundtrack. So that makes sense. Yeah, I think so, too. I'm obviously talking about the original 1969 version of the TV special. So I know what you're saying. OK, just making sure. Anyway, I don't know where we're cutting back into the episode, but that got really weird. And I think my body's still returning to some sort of homeostasis. Are you sizzling?
Em Schulz 2:49
Do you feel yourself sizzling a little bit?
Christine Schiefer 2:51
Yeah, it's sort of like, you know, glitching. Like my soul is like trying to like come back. But like the Grinch, kind of the energy really like threatened, threatened part of my soul. I feel threatened. Yeah, you should. You should. That's called survival instincts. Well, Christy,
Em Schulz 3:08
that was brilliant. Everything.
Christine Schiefer 3:12
Yeah, it was something for sure. How are you? What are you doing? Thank you for asking. I'm okay. I'm... I'm so thirsty. I'm drinking so much water. I will have to pee during this, you know,
Unknown 3:22
and you just like
Christine Schiefer 3:23
go through phase where you're like, wow, I'm just I just I look such a hydrated queen. And then for like weeks, you're like, I forgot water existed. And then you turn to the sponge. You turn a SpongeBob.

How do the hosts shift from makeup talk to a surreal glitch and survival‑instinct conversation?

Em Schulz 3:32
But yeah, yes, that's me. I I feel like I always alarm people when I have a really good swig of water and I out logo. oh god water so good
Christine Schiefer 3:44
it's like your body's like oh
Em Schulz 3:47
my god it's literally like i had three seconds left yeah yep um i understand congratulations
Christine Schiefer 3:53
i thank you it probably won't last but for now i'm riding the high excellent
Em Schulz 3:57
i
Christine Schiefer 3:57
uh the high duration
Em Schulz 4:00
wow you're really on one today huh
Christine Schiefer 4:01
I am. What's happening? Oh, it's in it. We announced I'm leaving. Then I was like, oh, my God, help. My ego has been murdered over and over. I still haven't looked at comments. Yeah, it's awkward. It was really it was it was it was an experience. Let's just say I was absorbing a lot of shock waves in my system that day. But I see. I actively ran away. So, yeah, I mean, I'm still
Em Schulz 4:24
still gone. So.
Christine Schiefer 4:25
Yeah. I mean, I do see horses behind you as it's like a few palominos we've got decorating the walls.

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