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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Kendrick Response, Drake Lawsuit, & Netflix Special Taping

04 Dec 2024

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YERRRR, we're back and Schulzy, Akaash, Alexx and Mark have got a lot to talk about! Schulzy just filmed his new Netflix special. Andrew is the most important part of Kendrick's new album. Akaash's Dad finally made Thanksgiving great again. And Joe Biden woke the hell up to pardon his son. All that and more on this week's episode of Flagrant. INDULGE 00:00 WE GOT BEEF!  03:22 Is Kendrick Lamar a hypocrite? 04:47 Indian Bocats vs Jamaicans  06:27 Back to the Beef + Comedians are lit 07:26 You’re welcome, Kendrick 10:00 1 v 1 - I’d make love to him 11:25 Andrew’s gettable too! 15:05 Don’t talk about me, TRUST 16:40 Jail Cell Sweet Love 23:47 Drake’s lawsuits seem embarrassing 42:53 Don’t be mean to grandmas! 44:11 Football on Amazon + Packers v Lions gonna be SICK  52:17 Dune Prophecy is underrated + The Penguin’s high expectations 55:05 Shoutout Sleepy Joe & Son Pardon 1:02:32 Trusting Gov. is racist 1:06:59 Pardoning Turkeys including Mark’s grandma 1:09:36 Bringing up a Crackress on stage  1:16:36 Wicked WAS FIRE + 1st hour is trash  1:28:20 Thank you everyone for this special 1:35:47 Using RoboCams for the Special 1:41:39 Thanksgiving Catch-up  1:47:12 Deric Poston besties w/ Matt Damon 1:49:39 Schulzies Thanksgiving + True Parental Perspective 1:59:57 Mark’s Masochistic Fasting or just busy? 2:04:24 One Shariah Day 2:05:55 Thank you for holding it down 2:07:11 Kendrick, From Schulzy with love Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0.169 - 16.4 Guest

We're back, baby! Yeah! Listen. We got beef. We got beef. Finally, we got a beef worth responding to. Finally. All these little peons on the internet talking shit. I don't give them no love, but this guy right here. What happened? What do you mean, what happened?

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16.44 - 34.411 Guest

Have you not, you know, been listening to music lately? I've heard some. There's a pretty big thing going on. Huh? Yeah, between Kendrick Lamar. Laws were written. Laws were written. Laws were written. I don't like him pretending he doesn't know what the fuck's going on. with his little milk mustache. It's just been pissing me off.

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34.811 - 44.054 Guest

Okay? Is it on there? No, listen, no, guys, we gotta take this seriously. Listen, rappers are telling comedians we need to be more respectful to women, so we gotta really, we gotta sit back and reflect.

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44.094 - 63.801 Guest

Do you know what I mean? Because they're the most pious group. Listen, nobody has respected women more. You threw art, damn rappers, okay? So I completely understand how a rapper could look at a comedian telling a joke and be like, yo, y'all need to switch that shit up. How dare y'all keep saying your wives are annoying?

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65.162 - 80.324 Guest

You know, be more like us and, you know, bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks. I beat my bitch with a stick, what? You can lick on the nuts or suck the dick. I beat my bitch with a stick, what? Did you just think of that? That's a real lyric. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's a real lyric from music that protects women.

81.205 - 98.535 Guest

And for decades, protects what, and listen, listen, right now the guy on top, Kung Fu Kenny, he is the guy on top. He is the guy on top. He is making sure, he is making sure that comedians, he put a law in, he put a law in place. All right, let's see the exact line, okay?

99.395 - 122.829 Guest

don't let no white comedian talk about no black woman that's law now technically speaking if we're going off of grammatic english okay he's saying i can talk about black women and uh don't let no white comedians talk about no black so he's basically saying all white comedians are only allowed to talk about black exclusively that's what i'm talking about it's a lot finally he understands it's a law

123.049 - 139.624 Guest

Now I understand why he's doing a comedy with the South Park creators. Ah, that makes sense. Because he appreciates white comedians that make fun of black people. There you go. And they've done that brilliantly for decades. Yeah, that's true. And he would never want to break one of his own laws. No, that's true. I mean, didn't they have a character called Token on the South Park show?

139.664 - 157.314 Guest

Yeah, they do. Which I'm sure Kendrick is a big fan of. That's true. He must be a big fan if he's going to do a comedy with them. I mean, we can look that up. Apparently, he has a comedy coming out. Yeah, that's fact. But, but, but, but, Al, but, Al, Al, Al, you're getting groomed right now. We need to un-groom you.

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