Are You Garbage is back with America's Sweetheart, Ari Shaffir! We're talkin' cheating at the poker table, drinkin' beers and answering your garbage questions! You Know Ari Shaffir from Stand Up Comedy, Protect Our Parks, the Joe Rogan Experience, You Be Trippin, This is Not Happening, Kill Tony, 2 Bears 1 Cave, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, The Tucker Carlson Show and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Tour Tickets: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Truewerk: Get 15 percent off your first order at https://truewerk.com/garbage This Show is sponsored by BetterHelp, Better Help: https://www.BetterHelp.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show where you sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out that you're to be classy. Yeah. Or to just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new addition.
She's upstairs practicing bending spoons with her mind. Oh. Okay. Is that an H. Foley original? No. That's some Tootie's tall can over there on the old Patreon. I thought it was a thick piece.
He subbed out the Tootie jokes to Patreon. Is she using her hands?
I've got to really use her hands. Yeah, see? You had to think into it. Ari got it. You didn't. Sure. This guy, you're a real popcorn kind of guy. Bubblegum movies. Here's the think piece right here. That's Tootie's tall can over there on Patreon. I'm having a good time with it. Mike Coase is coming at you from right next to me. Extremely unamused this week. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage?
He is an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world. Word on the street he's going to open up a Cold Stone. Creamery. Okay. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What the fuck happened to you over the weekend?
Hey, gang. Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. And obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. Garbage gang, go over there. You get all that bonus content. And the boys are back on the road, the back on the block door. All tickets available. Are you garbage.com?
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