Are You Rubbish? w/ Ari Shaffir!
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What is discussed at the start of this section?
Gang, Tootie's got a limited 4th of July drop coming at ya.
Mm-hmm.
We got some nice t-shirts. Show up to the barbecue looking fresh, clean, and patriotic.
Yeah, don't be a bozo. Available at rugarbage.com while supplies last. Happy 4th of July.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is All You Rubbish. Hello. Well, so it is then. It's a show where we sit down with your favorite comedians and find out if they turned out to be classy.
That's all we got. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
How does the podcast introduce the guest?
Isn't it? I'm your host, Dave Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition. She's upstairs. She got the lanterns ready. All right? One if by sea, two if by Toyota minivan. That was a Hasidic joke. That's America. Mike Coates is coming to you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage? Bit of an international businessman, but born right here in America. Stands up for the stars and stripes. Give it up for KJ and Kevin James Ryan.
I feel like I'm going to be doing a lot of heavy lifting. What's up, gang? Shout out to you. As always, thanks for tuning in. Please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available on Spotify. Now, boys are climbing the frigging charts over there. And obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. Slash, are you garbage? Join that like a goddamn patriot. That's right. Not a fucking Benedict Cumberbatch.
Gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly, special guest back with us again today. It's his last time before he heads overseas, starts kissing the crown over there.
Bit of a fucking turncoat. All right. USA all the way.
On the goddamn centennial, too, by the way.
I know.
Coming up on Fourth of July. I'm a goddamn 76, baby. I don't like this shit. Give it up. Ferrari. Schaefer, everybody.
Thank you.
Are you changing your name to REO Schaefer or something like that?
Yeah, it might be. Kaleidoscope Schaefer. Kaleidoscope Schaefer. Cheerio, boys. Cheerio indeed. Hello, gentlemen. What's up? What is that? Oh, the lift was so slow today to get up here. Ari's off to London, man. He's moving over to jolly old England. I'm leaving. Every time I leave, I come do your guys'.
Yes.
We love it.
This one, listen, you go travel. I'm going to fucking wherever. I'm going to Istanbul, East Japip, whatever. That's fine. That's fine. Moving to fucking. Jesus. Moving to the fucking enemy territory is crazy. Yeah. That's like, that is some fucking. I'm pretty nervous. I hope you don't wear that over there.
You're going to stick out like a sore thumb. I'm just going to wear this everywhere at bars. I'm like, is this not? I'm going to use all their slang immediately.
Starts wearing a chain with a crucifix on it.
Starts going to mass.
Lights on Friday. This is awesome.
I'm sorry.
I was going to say, buddy, we're going to miss you, and we fucking love you. I was trying not to. I was getting a little emotional when we were hanging out before. I'll be honest with you. Of course, I'm going through it these days. I'm still going to miss this.
Yeah, that's going to be the hardest part, I think, is all my friends. Sorry, that wasn't funny.
This guy's really adopted the British demeanor already.
Oh, yeah, I'm doing full British comedy. Let's be not funny for like 35 minutes of it. You're walking into the eagle's nest over there. Fly, eagles, fly. Oh, I got a sparrow. Fly homing pigeon.
Do you have a football team you're going to root for over there?
Tottenham, the real Spurs.
Get Army.
I was assigned them.
I feel like you just chat GPT'd England.
No, I was assigned them. I was in Edinburgh, and they were, like, telling me, like, I was doing some powder with some people. And they were telling me I got to get a football club. And I was like, what? And someone was like, Arsenal. And I was like, okay, Arsenal. The one guy was in the bathroom. He comes back, like, we gave them Arsenal. They go, no, Tottenham. And they were all like, oh, yep, 100% Tottenham.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–0:33
2
How does the podcast introduce the guest?
0:33–8:44
3
What are the cultural differences mentioned regarding travel?
8:44–14:41
4
How do the hosts discuss British slang and customs?
14:41–34:53
5
What topics are covered before discussing British beer preferences?
34:53–35:14
6
How do comedians describe their experiences with British culture?
35:14–35:33
7
What are the differences between Britain, England, and the UK?
35:33–36:22
8
How do comedians react to British social norms and humor?
36:22–1:07:09