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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Gang, Tootie's got a limited 4th of July drop coming at ya.
Mm-hmm.
We got some nice t-shirts. Show up to the barbecue looking fresh, clean, and patriotic.
Yeah, don't be a bozo. Available at rugarbage.com while supplies last. Happy 4th of July.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is All You Rubbish. Hello. Well, so it is then. It's a show where we sit down with your favorite comedians and find out if they turned out to be classy.
That's all we got. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Or if they're just a big old piece of trash.
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Chapter 2: How does the podcast introduce the guest?
Isn't it? I'm your host, Dave Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition. She's upstairs. She got the lanterns ready. All right? One if by sea, two if by Toyota minivan. That was a Hasidic joke. That's America. Mike Coates is coming to you from right next to me. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage?
Bit of an international businessman, but born right here in America. Stands up for the stars and stripes. Give it up for KJ and Kevin James Ryan.
I feel like I'm going to be doing a lot of heavy lifting. What's up, gang? Shout out to you. As always, thanks for tuning in. Please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available on Spotify. Now, boys are climbing the frigging charts over there. And obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. Slash, are you garbage?
Join that like a goddamn patriot. That's right. Not a fucking Benedict Cumberbatch.
Gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly, special guest back with us again today. It's his last time before he heads overseas, starts kissing the crown over there.
Bit of a fucking turncoat. All right. USA all the way.
On the goddamn centennial, too, by the way.
I know.
Coming up on Fourth of July. I'm a goddamn 76, baby. I don't like this shit. Give it up. Ferrari. Schaefer, everybody.
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Chapter 3: What are the cultural differences mentioned regarding travel?
I want to see if you're going to embarrass yourself over there, cause an international incident, be sent back.
I'm going to try. I'm going to try my best. People say I'm going to get arrested, and I'm like, do you know how much that'll skyrocket my career? We've had cancellations. We've never had arrests here. What are the weird, what are the, what's the. Buck and shackles. Scotland Yard. Oh, the yard. I'll get one of those pipes to go like that. You're not to detect. Solve crimes.
Where's the best sales here?
What are the weed laws in London?
Oh, they're not like us. Yeah, no. Yeah, you're going to be. You got kicked out. Me and I forget who it was, an L.A. comic. We're in Edinburgh at an outside pop-up bar. It was like inside and we're in the courtyard and we lit up joints. And the bouncer's like, are you fucking crazy? That's pretty crazy. In an establishment? In the outside area. And he goes, would you do that where you're from?
And we're like, dude, yes, that's why we both did it. This is completely normal where we are.
Huh.
It's not legal over there?
What do you got, Luke? I don't think so.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts discuss British slang and customs?
Who's the lead singer of the Rolling Stones? Robert Plant.
Dang.
Is it?
No.
It's fucking Mick Jagger. Oh, yeah. You're going to get your ass kicked over there. Which I don't know if I wanted to be British, but I wanted to be American. My boy can't be a fucking turncoat on me.
They're going to be playing paint it black in a bar. You'll be like, I love the Beatles. What are they? They have beer pong? What's their beer pong over there?
They probably, I don't know.
Tennis. Tennis.
On a grass court.
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Chapter 5: What topics are covered before discussing British beer preferences?
1.5, 1.33. It's 1.34. Man, you're Jewish.
Damn it. He gets the trades. Let's keep that war in Iran going. We'll get that number down.
So are you getting, you're going over there, you're getting jammed up.
What do you mean? You're losing money. You're losing money. No, but this shit costs less. You get a shot of whiskey for $2.90. That's what you're focused on? If that'd be here, it'd be five bucks.
Chapter 6: How do comedians describe their experiences with British culture?
That's what your economic plan is based on?
A whiskey shot of whiskey. It's all scotch. I'm just putting all my money in scotch.
You have a British beer that you like drinking. You don't go there and don't drink the cheap fucking Croatian beer. Look at this piece of trash. Cider, bro! Beer. Mead.
Fucking garbage person.
You get the balls on this guy last night? Cider.
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Chapter 7: What are the differences between Britain, England, and the UK?
I'm sitting there drinking a Budweiser. American beer.
Budweiser, yeah. It's actually, I believe it was a Czech beer. There is a Czech Budweiser still around.
Yeah, I think it was the same. Or maybe there's no relation.
I spit in your face.
Slap the shit out of me. Budweiser. I think it might have been the same family. But anywho. Anywho sounds British.
i go he goes he's already trying to be he thinks he's classier than he is and he goes he's across he doesn't even come over like there's like 15 feet he's talking over people he goes what kind of beer is budweiser like he's like contemplating is it a lager he goes i go i think a lager he comes over here is it a pilsner he starts reading my label i go get the You won't want her not, dickhead.
Fucking getting over here. Meanwhile, then I got to pay for his beers. I got wings coming here.
Here, let me show you how I'm going to go into every bar.
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Chapter 8: How do comedians react to British social norms and humor?
This is because I do do this in England, and I love it. It's this. Come in. Sit at the bar.
Get beat up.
Get beat up. Put your knife down. Let him know you're not in trouble. So you put your knife. You go. Lager. And that's it.
A lager.
Yeah. Like you're in a movie. And they'll just punt you on.
Yeah. No blades, no bows. Leave your weapons here.
That's right. That's right. Do you have a brand that you like of? I hate them all.
What about Bass Ale? Don't like a nice Bass Ale?
Oh, that's theirs?
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