Beers To Go! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley
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What is the premise of the family episode and who are the hosts?
Stop the presses, gang. The American Garbage Special is out on YouTube right now. Numbers are cooking. We thank everybody for their support. Keep sharing it. Keep telling everybody about it. We love you. Yeah, and if you like what you saw, we are on tour right now. We're going to be in Appleton, Wisconsin, San Jose, San Diego, Tacoma, Atlanta, Philly. Hello. Springfield, Fort Wayne, Connecticut, Phoenix, Arizona, Timonium, Maryland, Milwaukee, Chicago, Cincinnati, Columbus. All tickets available at RUGarbage.com. If you got a garbage question, come out and see the boys.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a good to be classy. Yeah. To get the big old piece of trash. Garbage. I'm your host, Dave Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Toadies in the New Edition. She's upstairs cooking up a little squirrel meat. Okay. It's in season. So I hear. The neighbors gets it. It's not from around the area.
From the butcher. They go out and
get it in the woods. Are you going to have some? Probably not. What? She's going to be upset. Okay. This is a long tootie. No on the squirrel meat. It's a no on the squirrel meat, and I'm going to pass on this tootie. Take it from the top. What? Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show where you sit down with your favorite comedians. This is all in there, right? What the fuck? I feel like I'm having a fucking stroke. Gang, this is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. Just the way we like it. Mike Coe's coming in from across the table. CEO of Are You Garbage. Contractually
obligated. International
businessman. A lot of Lululemon on this kid.
That's what I've been hearing.
I've been hearing a lot of talk. You got a lot of Lulu. You got $60 socks on. $60 socks. Let me get one. Kevin Ryan, everybody. Look at you. Luke was making fun of him, calling him. First of all, shout out to everybody. Thanks for tuning in. Shout out to Lulu. Shout out to the good folks over there. All the girls. Thanks for tuning in. As always, make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are on Spotify. No, we're in the charts, dog. What are you talking about? Man, you're hanging on to that, aren't you? I'm the barometer of that. I check that every day. First of all, you're not the barometer of shit, okay? Hey, I'm the barometer of
shit.
Give you the real feel. Then obviously check out the gosh darn comedy special over there on YouTube. American Garbage. Numbers are through the roof, baby. Yes, they are. Over a half a mil in the first week. The boys are locked and looted. Shout out to the Army of Garbage for supporting. Truly awesome to see the response from everybody. The DMs, the shares, the fucking emails, everything. Some guy knocked on my door, told me how good it was. Is that true? I apologize for that. Yeah, shout out to you. And also, as far as the socks go, I was in there with my wife was buying workout gear or something, whatever it is, broads by there. And I went, I said, you know what? I'm going to take a gander over there. There's men's clothing there.
Men and women. You think I'm wearing fucking broad socks right now? Yeah, I do. No. I would wear broad socks if they were comfortable. No, these are men's socks. Huh. Well, they're weird looking. Yeah, they're like, they really. Let me see those again. There's like an arch in the bottom. What's up with that? They're great, dude. Do me a favor. Look, there's an R and an L. They're like shoes. Who's R and an L? Like left and right. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow. I just realized they're on the wrong feet.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the premise of the family episode and who are the hosts?
0:00–7:29
2
Why do the hosts consider the "garbage" question about taking leftovers from a party?
7:29–15:23
3
Is it considered garbage to let a child stay home from school because they missed the bus?
15:23–24:07
4
Should you cut up all your food on the plate before eating, like at a steakhouse?
24:07–34:21
5
Is it garbage to have a high‑school mascot as a girlfriend?
34:21–43:39
6
Is it risky to hire an electrician without pulling permits?
43:39–53:16
7
Is it garbage to cut the point off a slice of pizza for kids?
53:16–1:01:09
8
What are the final thoughts and upcoming live‑show dates?
1:01:09–1:09:50