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Chapter 1: What is the significance of chain restaurants in our lives?
He's ahead of his time. I didn't know that. What? Wow. Man, you are trash.
What? He was down there staying with an aunt? Well, my aunt lived in Jersey, but her kids also went there. Right. I don't know how they all got in there. Good Lord. So they all stayed together.
That's a premium Philadelphia school district. Academy. Academy? Yeah. Is that a friend's school? I don't think so.
I never understood what that was. No, it's a Quaker school. Maybe the Quakers are friends.
Yikes. They used to creep me out. Start brainwashing you. When we went there, I knew that place was haunted. Wherever we went, like Abington Friends or whatever it was, I'm not going to that locker room. Buddy, I ain't taking my underwear off around here. You don't get me. Goddamn, then that'll get me.
But at that point, I'm by myself. It's me, my mom. My mom comes home from work, probably. Was there ever a situation? It's a rainy spring night. We're probably, at this point, we're probably in the Sebring. I had a little bit of a leak in that, I got to be honest with you. Sebring convertible. Sebring convertible. Her midlife crisis car.
Yeah, my stepdad's in the picture, but she let my brother negotiate that deal when he was about 13 years old. I'm not even joking. They were driving by. He goes, let's go look at that. He went in. He's like, listen, we'll do like five.
We'll do five. Roll this over. He's out there kicking the tires. Pen charter uniform on.
Beating the kid up on price. My stepdad worked down around the street road. That's where his shop was. So we would go, oh, Joe's wrapping up at the shop. It's Friday night. They're each looking for some cocktails. I'm looking for some chicken tendies.
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Chapter 2: What memories do we associate with Applebee's?
I don't think I've ever been with actual Chicky and Pete's. Just at the stadiums. Crab fries, right?
That don't count.
So what do you want me to find?
Find, go to their homepages and find out who's got what specials are currently, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
It should be like in the banner. Like, hey, we got two for Tuesdays. Oh, yeah. Give me an Outback. Give me an Applebee's.
I can't believe four billion.
Four billion. Just go to the top five on that list you had.
That's a lot of cash.
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