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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Mojo Brookzz!

07 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.031 - 12.269 Kevin Ryan

Holy moly, New York City and the surrounding areas, Are You Garbage and Friends is back. We're going to be down there at the Comedy Cellar May 18th and June 15th. You got two chances to see us, so come on out.

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12.289 - 17.436 H. Foley

Yeah, tickets available at areyougarbage.com. We got some of our favorite guests coming to play AYG with the crowd.

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Chapter 2: What are the details about Mojo Brookzz's upcoming shows?

17.676 - 20.841 H. Foley

It's a small venue, so get your tickets before they sell out. We'll see you there.

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21.31 - 38.469 Kevin Ryan

Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is RU Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a group to be classy. Yeah. But they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new addition.

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38.749 - 52.928 Kevin Ryan

She's on her way to the grocery store. Okay. So if you didn't get your order in, you're screwed. All right. I'm not sharing my double-stuffed Oreos with you. Fair enough. Mike Coase is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He's an international businessman and my best pal in the whole wide world.

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53.029 - 54.11 H. Foley

Give it up for KJ.

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54.411 - 55.512 Kevin Ryan

Kevin James Ryan.

55.593 - 64.466 H. Foley

What up, gang? Shout out to you as always. Make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And the boys are climbing the fucking charts, baby.

64.486 - 65.027 Kevin Ryan

Yes, we are.

65.047 - 70.656 H. Foley

And obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. Go over there and get all that bonus content.

70.636 - 90.516 Kevin Ryan

Baby, we couldn't be more excited about Incredibly, and I mean Incredibly special guest here today for the first time. He is a very funny, very successful stand-up comedian and actor, and you might have seen him in You Got a Naughty Christmas Story, You Got Real Love, and you got Tyler Perry's Miss Governor. He's got 2.2 million Instagram followers. He's killing it on YouTube.

Chapter 3: What is Mojo Brookzz's origin story?

373.166 - 378.059 Kevin Ryan

Like, you got the patties like you would get, like, the chicken patties at the grocery store. You got them like that.

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378.079 - 393.099 Mojo Brookzz

Yeah, in a plastic, in a clear plastic bag. Holy. I mean, they actually taste better at home. Yeah, because you could probably do your own stuff with them. And then we didn't have all those fancy buns. We had regular Wonder Bread. That's awesome. You know what I'm saying? You my type of guy. I pay that shit with good.

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393.119 - 394.563 H. Foley

Talking about McDonald's off the jump.

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394.623 - 399.516 Mojo Brookzz

Big man's in. Making it at home? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your mom's like a movie star. Yeah.

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399.496 - 403.563 Unknown

That's crazy.

403.583 - 433.969 Mojo Brookzz

What's Grimace really like? So my dad was a hustler. Nice. And then, you know, he knew he had to kind of provide a life where he would be around family. So he ended up, you know, starting his own business as a general contractor. No kidding. And he went on to be very successful with that. And that's great. You know, took care of the family. And I think I'm the first entertainer in our family.

435.01 - 440.698 Mojo Brookzz

So everything is a little different to them. Yeah, we have we have a similar similar vibe to it. Yeah.

440.718 - 445.348 H. Foley

What the hell are you doing? Yeah. Until he starts seeing some of the checks. And I go, oh, that's working out.

445.368 - 454.328 Mojo Brookzz

That's working out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, you know, I brought my dad a car in. There you go. He's like, I don't care what I ever said about what you do. You keep going. You keep going.

Chapter 4: What memorable experiences does Mojo Brookzz share about his travels?

2013.492 - 2026.468 Mojo Brookzz

We went to the Mall of America. I treated that like a vacation for her. That's cool. Yeah, you know, I'm doing a lot of different things. I'm going to try to take to St. Lucia. Normally what I try to do in between my touring is like I'm on an arena tour right now with Mike Epps. Yeah.

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2026.488 - 2041.348 Mojo Brookzz

So when I get off of that and go into my full headline theater and arena tour myself, I like to take like maybe a few days just to go out to country, put the phone down and just kind of, you know. And then you out there, you end up writing. You got to write the material.

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2041.569 - 2043.613 H. Foley

Yeah, you got to live a life worth commenting on.

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2043.633 - 2048.524 Mojo Brookzz

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wrote one of my best jokes in Jamaica about something that happened while I was there.

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2049.085 - 2049.626 H. Foley

Yeah, it's great.

2050.208 - 2050.508 Mojo Brookzz

Sharp.

2050.649 - 2054.076 H. Foley

I like it. Very classy. How many suits do you own?

2054.174 - 2055.536 Mojo Brookzz

How many suits do I own?

Chapter 5: How does Mojo Brookzz approach writing new material?

2056.097 - 2070.919 Mojo Brookzz

Man, I used to own a lot of suits. I used to wear suits to my shows. On stage. Yes. Man, right now, I probably got one suit. One suit. I probably got one suit. Designer? It is designer. Louis Vuitton.

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2071.64 - 2071.941 H. Foley

What?

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2072.481 - 2072.582 Mojo Brookzz

Yeah.

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2072.602 - 2074.785 H. Foley

That might be the best answer we've gotten so far, right?

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2075.065 - 2075.306 Kevin Ryan

Very classy.

2075.326 - 2076.267 H. Foley

What's that set you back?

2076.922 - 2078.525 Kevin Ryan

1,200?

2078.565 - 2080.628 Mojo Brookzz

No, about three grand.

2080.708 - 2086.158 Kevin Ryan

Very nice. Very nice. He's writing it down. Louis Vuitton is very good.

Chapter 6: What unique fashion choices does Mojo Brookzz reveal?

2102.525 - 2109.976 Kevin Ryan

I'm not turning this in. Show your work. Okay. Can you tie a tie? No.

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2109.996 - 2113.902 H. Foley

No. No. No. So do you do a tie on stage or do open?

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2113.962 - 2137.062 Mojo Brookzz

No, I don't wear suits on stage anymore. But if I need to tie a tie, like my mom would do it. My dad would do it. There you go. My security PJ, he'll do it. He tied the last time. You know how to tie a tie? Hell yeah. He's a bow tie type of guy. And I tell him, you too big for that. He wears a bow tie? He wears a bow tie. I bet you look scary in a bow tie. It does. Yeah, it does. It kind of does.

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2137.182 - 2139.968 H. Foley

Because it's like he's so big when this is like not that threatening.

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Chapter 7: How does Mojo Brookzz describe his dining habits?

2140.028 - 2142.754 Mojo Brookzz

And I feel like long tie for a big guy gives principle.

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2143.628 - 2167.691 Kevin Ryan

yeah yeah yeah yeah him in a bow tie that would that would he does it he does it all the time i'd be checked by that i'd be like whoa whoa yeah yeah big guy in a bow tie bow tie yeah nah he's serious about yes you need your security to be serious about you do i think he's playing playstation right now he might be Let's talk about travel. Let's talk about it. You like flying up front?

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2168.372 - 2170.374 Mojo Brookzz

Yes. Excellent. First class type of guy.

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2170.514 - 2184.448 Kevin Ryan

Very nice. Do you take your shoes off on a plane? No. Will you bring food on a plane? Sometimes. What are we talking about? McDonald's. You're bringing McDonald's on the plane. You know what? Listen. Hear me out. Nope. Hear me out.

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2184.748 - 2201.778 Mojo Brookzz

Sometimes in the morning because I do still enjoy McDonald's breakfast. So sometimes if I'm going through the airport and I'm like, oh, this is going to be like, if I got to fly to LA from Chicago, that's a four-hour flight. Let me get me some breakfast. Because sometimes the food that they give you in first class isn't always that good. For sure. But they do got some good shit, though. For sure.

2201.938 - 2204.483 Mojo Brookzz

Like American Airlines got this short beef rib.

2207.213 - 2210.398 H. Foley

The burger on Delta. Delta throws out. We're a Delta family.

2210.418 - 2214.985 Kevin Ryan

The Shake Shack burger? No, it's trash. They used to do their own burger for a while.

2215.005 - 2215.606 H. Foley

Oh, they switched?

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