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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
Holy moly, New York City and the surrounding areas, Are You Garbage and Friends is back. We're going to be down there at the Comedy Cellar May 18th and June 15th. You got two chances to see us, so come on out.
Yeah, tickets available at areyougarbage.com. We got some of our favorite guests coming to play AYG with the crowd. It's a small venue, so get your tickets before they sell out. We'll see you there. Yeah.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out they're good to be classy. Yeah. They're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tooties in the New Edition.
She says she's done with Chinese food. Okay. That's it. That's what she hit me with.
It's a political stance.
I said, yeah, I said, you do you. I was like, does this got to do with anything? She's like, no, I'm just not eating it. Okay. My ghost is coming at you from across the tables. We call it a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies, just the way we like it. Give it up for my best pal in the world, Kevin, James, Ryan.
Hey, what up, gang? Shout out to you. Yeah, that's pretty good. How about that? I like it. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all that bonus content. Not to mention the boys are on the road, baby.
Get your tickets. We got L.A. coming up this week. We got L.A. tickets. They may not be available. I don't know. You snooze, you lose maybe. We got Portland, Maine. We got Atlantic City. We got Cleveland. We got Pittsburgh. We got, I think that might be it. Whatever, all tickets available at regarbage.com.
I'm excited about that whole stretch right there. A lot of my favorite places. Yeah. Except for one. La La Land. Listen, if you're out there in LA, I'm going to say we really need you out there, and I'll tell you why. Bugman needs backup out in L.A. I need you out there.
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Chapter 2: What dive bars do the hosts recommend?
Have you ever done that, by the way? What? Have you ever walked by, seen me anywhere, and didn't say anything? I bet you have.
I respect it. That's crazy, dude. I'm wearing a cape. No, but I was in Central Park this weekend, and I was pushing the baby, trying to get him to sleep. He likes to be moving. It's nap time, and I'm walking by, and this young couple, a kid, And he's like, holy shit, Kippy. I'm like, what's up, man? Like, I'm trying to be like, fuck. Dude, the baby's eyes are like, nodding. Huge fan.
Can I get a picture? I'm like, yeah, what's up, dude? Thanks for the support. You know, I don't want to tell him to. Young kid? Younger. Look at you. No, I mean, look at me.
You ever go to Cooper's?
Can you get me a table at Cooper's with New Guy Luke? And then as he's taking, he's all jazzy, he's taking a picture, this girl goes, who is this? And I was like, ooh, all right, right back to reality. And she's like, he's like, this is Kippy Kevin James Ryan. And she's like, I don't know. Oh, what the fuck? He's like, from all your garbage. She's like, oh, we're going to Gallagher's tonight.
I was like, yeah.
Oh, she got it. Okay, good.
I guess they were in town visiting or something. Nice. But. Thank God. Yeah.
That would have ruined everything. Needed a win.
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Chapter 3: What experiences do the hosts share about dive bars?
When you're in that kind of vibe, when you're in there, you want to jukebox, you want to hit your tunes. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, especially that small. You can't really check out of that either. You got to be like, oh, great.
I'm in there to get fucked up and go down some sad memory lane. You know what I mean? I know exactly. And you know what I need for that? Uh-huh. Some 70s hits. Cranking. Little Eagles. Little Don Henley. Little Boston. Little Chicago. Uh-huh. Need them all.
Alright, let's see here. This one's from Blaine. Is it garbage to have a friend whose wake and memorial service was held at a dive bar? There was a bunch of tip jars with my dead friend's face taped to them scattered throughout the bar. That's how I want to go, dude. Put that in the... I've always said I want a proper... I want to be on the pool table at the bar. I can't.
I wouldn't be able to go to that. I couldn't see you like that. Holy... Buddy, I don't want to break your bubble. I don't think you're going to see me like that. Fuck!
I'm not going to get invited?
Yeah, that's what I mean. I'll meet you.
You might be busy that day.
For eternity. He might be busy that eternity. Yeah, that would be a nice... I guess who's the cash go to? To the family? Grease the family? Yeah. I mean, I think if you're having a day, I don't think there was like a, you know.
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about the current state of dive bars?
Somebody would be like, yeah, will you and your friend go get a couple quarts of beer? I'm like, what the fuck, quart of beer? What the fuck are you talking about, old man? We do canes, we do pounders, and we do a double deuce.
I think they became too menacing. You're looking at it, you're like, yeah, it's going to be bad news at some point tonight.
But they still did 40s.
Sure.
Here's what it is. I haven't done a 40 in a minute. Maybe I'll start doing 40s again. Imagine me walking out on stage with a 40. I put it on the stool, chugging that thing.
Sips out of it.
That's all right.
Yeah. A 40 of St. Ides will do the trick. I can tell you that.
Yeah. Put you to sleep. Yeah, we used to do hurricanes at the corner store in North Philly at Temple were $2.50. So five bucks, $2.50, and we'd each do one, maybe two if you were like, and then that was the pregame. You go out with two Hurricanes?
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Chapter 5: What humorous anecdotes are shared about dive bars?
But it made me realize it.
I'm just glad there wasn't a house foley going. There was. There was?
Yeah.
Fuck.
Let's lay off of those for a little while, okay?
I mean, I'm not telling, you know, whatever.
Say you haven't seen me.
I don't know. He shows up and he leaves. That's the one everybody starts saying. All right, this is a great name. This is from Deep Fried Foley. What a name.
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Chapter 6: What makes a dive bar experience unique?
Love that. Deep Fried Foley. That's a deep fried hot dog with onions, mustard, and chili sauce. Just make that up. Yeah, right there. That's a Deep Fried Foley. There's a place out in Jersey that does deep fried dogs.
You know what? We kind of had this idea to do a pop-up. We'll do Tootie's Dogs one weekend, and we can rent a space, put a hot dog cart in there, whatever.
We did talk about doing that. And we should just do it. We have to get a food handler's license? We'll use gloves. I don't want people to be comfortable eating the food.
Chapter 7: How do dive bars foster a sense of community?
Yeah.
So I'm going to make the chili sauce.
All right, we're out.
What? I told you I was doing that from Jump Street.
Chili sauce. Now with more fingernails.
No. See, don't start saying that. You're just bad press. You're just closed down. Any press is good press.
What are you talking about?
I'll make it. My dad's recipe.
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Chapter 8: What are some memorable dive bar stories shared?
I'll do a deep fried Foley.
Okay.
Do you have a deep fryer? I don't think so. I'll have to check in the back, but I'm not sure.
Now, where's the storeroom at? All right. Deep fried Foley. What a name. This name. Home run. No, for a die bar. Sniper McGee's. Whoa. See if you can pull up Snapper McGee's in Kingston. I would assume that would be Kingston, New York. I don't know. Kingston, PA? I think there's probably a lot of Kingston. Came up quick. Snapper McGee's?
Yeah.
New York or PA? New York. Yeah, Kingston, New York. Do live music. Snapper McGee's, Kingston, New York. Good booze is their name. Damn. That's all right. Yeah. You want low outside light. Mm-hmm. Decent neon signs. Mm-hmm. Stickiness of the floor.
Sure.
You want some of that stuff.
You want bad outside lighting, but when you walk in, you want it to pop a little.
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