Armchair Anonymous: Pets
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dan Rather and I'm joined by Tiki Ranger.
Oh my.
She's come to your town to clean up all the filth.
Oh my gosh, I would.
You're a sheriff.
I am.
Yeah, the original sheriff. Okay, today is crazy pet stories. And these pets, well, they say the darndest things and they do the darndest things and they take their owners along with them.
Yeah, they do.
They also bite people.
Spoiler!
Yeah, so I don't know if this deserves a warning or not. Oh, you know, it does. It does. It does.
What crazy pet stories do Dax and Monica share?
There's some pet death.
Oh, sure.
And that's hard for some people. That's hard. So, yeah. But if that doesn't bother you, please enjoy Crazy Pet Stories.
Hard times come and go. Good times take them slow.
Hello.
Hello.
Now, is being an acronym or someone's name?
Everybody calls me Bean. That's cute. I used to call Delta Bean and Beans. Remember?
Yeah.
And now I'm like, how do we get there?
How do you get there? And then how do these things drop off? Because, yeah, there's been a bunch. Feeny was Feeny forever.
For so long. It was Delta to Delta Feena to Feena to Feeny to Feens to Beans.
Oh, there we go. We did it.
this started when i was like a baby always jellybean and then my nieces and nephews all call me auntie bean even clients call me dean that's so cute and then we call you bean and now you call me bean exactly i love it sorry we're on the topic of my kid and i just get obsessed remember also she rejected her name remember when she's like a baby she didn't like delta she'd go no doughty that was me i didn't like my name and i wanted to change it to perdita from the 101 dalmatians wow that's a mouthful that would have been rough for your kindergarten classmates i was five and my mom's like okay when you're 18 you can do that yeah yeah where are you in the country i'm in san diego i spent a lot of time in la though i lived there for a while so i lived near abbott kinney before it was what it is now when it was very seedy back when i was smoking crack in ghost town down there yeah yeah they saw you like amongst the streets you know certainly did and did you grow up in san diego
no i grew up in orange county where this story took place okay okay okay walk us through it when i was seven we moved to your belinda and it was horse country or belinda so we moved to a house with a barn and a corral we were like a half a mile from an equestrian center so as a seven-year-old naturally i'm like hey guys we need a horse now so beans is not that your parents had any equestrian aspirations No, this is just a beautiful house. But so it backed up to a lake bed. And that lake bed is where everybody rode their horses, did a lot of dirt bike, BMX stuff. And when I was seven, I asked for a horse. They were like, no, that's not happening. And then fast forward, I made a lot of friends with horses.
How did the guest's childhood experiences shape their love for animals?
I had the experience. I was taking care of horses. I was riding them. I was riding them bareback. I was doing it all. Fast forward to, I think I was 10 or 11. Nobody can really know because I think that everybody blocked out this information. By the way, my mom also said, we can't get a horse because I'm allergic. But one day they sat me down. They're like, your mom was watching the Rose Parade and she saw there's a hypoallergenic breed of a horse called a Basker Curly. And we bought one. Oh my gosh. And so as you can imagine, as an 11 year old, I'm like elated.
I'm having a hard time moving on from she told you you have an allergy. Did you not notice you had allergies when you were around these horses?
I was always fine. I think it was an excuse. Like, we're not getting on a horse because I'm allergic.
That's what I'm going for.
Munchausen's?
Wow, jumping already to Munchausen's.
I just want to throw that out there. Hannah Banana. She was a bashker curly out of New York, and she's having to take a very long journey across the country. And so my parents are like, she'll be here in a few weeks. So she gets there. She's very young. Young horses are basically puppies. We didn't have a saddle or a bridle or the reins just yet, but Hannah Banana is there.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:39
2
What crazy pet stories do Dax and Monica share?
0:39–3:15
3
How did the guest's childhood experiences shape their love for animals?
3:15–8:53
4
What unexpected events occurred during the guest's horse riding adventures?
8:53–20:47
5
What was the outcome of the horse's injuries?
20:47–49:05