Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation
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What is the story behind the unauthorized evacuation?
Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Anonymous. I'm Dax Shepard and I'm joined by Lily Padman.
Hi.
Hi. Today we have our very favorite prompt. We try to use it sparingly, but every time we use it, I go, I don't know why we don't use it more because this one, this one somehow blew past episodes that can't be blown past.
I agree. There's the potential that we heard the craziest story we've heard or the most, the And also this particular group of armchairs, all four were incredible. They were incredible. Really special, fun group.
I'm even like thinking about trying to develop a friendship with the last person.
Excuse me.
Bless your heart.
It was a cough.
I know, but still, I thought you were dying. So we'll see. But may you find your way to heaven. Take him into your heart. In his name we pray. He has risen. Yeah, this one is fucking unhinged. Can we say that? I guess we can't say crazy, but can we say unhinged?
Yeah, it's so good.
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Come and go. Good times. Take them slow. My life. I had them both. Remember one thing. You gotta know. I'ma keep on shining.
Hello. Jonathan, are you standing on a box or are you six foot eight? You're close. I'm just north of six nine. Holy smokes. Congratulations. You're above the doorframe. Thank you. Worked on it my whole life.
That's very exciting.
How many years did it take you to hit 6'9"? Probably 23, but I'm 33 now. And did you make use of this height? Did you do anything that lent itself? Did you play basketball or anything?
I played basketball a little bit, and then I stopped playing, and then I lost everything. So no. Wait, what do you mean you lost everything? The skills. Oh, your skills. I tried to play basketball right now and tried to jump. I'm pretty sure my knees would just evaporate.
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