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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

D'Arcy Carden Returns

01 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?

0.25 - 18.334 Dax Shepard

Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Armchair Expert early and ad-free right now. Join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or on Apple Podcasts. Or you can listen for free wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Expert. I'm Dax Shepard and I'm joined by Monica Mouse.

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18.855 - 18.955 Monica Padman

Hi.

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19.115 - 19.536 Dax Shepard

Hi.

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19.736 - 20.797 Monica Padman

Monica Lion.

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21.118 - 27.466 Dax Shepard

Monica Lion. Monica Chinchilla. Mouse of the heart of a lion. Our friend, sweet Darcy Carden is here today.

27.486 - 28.748 Monica Padman

Yes, Darcy.

28.768 - 29.91 Dax Shepard

What was her robot's name?

30.11 - 30.19 Monica Padman

Her.

30.659 - 32.162 Dax Shepard

On The Good Place.

Chapter 2: How does D'Arcy Carden describe her relationship with Sherry Cola?

43.003 - 46.089 Dax Shepard

She is an actor, a comedian, an improv genius.

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46.39 - 46.75 Monica Padman

Yes.

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47.231 - 62.465 Dax Shepard

The Good Place, A League of Their Own, Barry, Broad City. Nobody wants this. And currently on Apple TV+, she is on Loot, the endlessly funny show with Maya Rudolph and my good friend Nat Faxon. Please enjoy Darcy Carden.

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He's an object expert. Is it intimidating?

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81.99 - 84.763 D'Arcy Carden

Take it in. I feel like I was in

84.862 - 88.346 Dax Shepard

No fucking joke last time?

88.526 - 94.672 D'Arcy Carden

Not a joke, just it was not done. It was not done. I feel like there was a bathroom with a door not on.

95.113 - 95.973 Dax Shepard

That's right, that's right.

96.174 - 100.338 D'Arcy Carden

But that was done. That was done, yeah. Darby.

Chapter 3: What challenges does D'Arcy face when acting emotionally?

100.718 - 102.48 Dax Shepard

Darby. Yeah, does that happen often?

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102.5 - 104.923 D'Arcy Carden

My husband calls me Darby all the time.

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104.943 - 107.065 Dax Shepard

Oh, really? That should have been offensive, but it's worked out.

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107.125 - 115.834 D'Arcy Carden

Jason calls me Darby all the time. as a nickname and will say it in front of people and I can see like a look of panic on their faces. Yeah, like have I been saying it wrong?

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116.015 - 120.66 Monica Padman

Does he ever call you Darbles? No, but I want you to. I'm going to. I think that's very cute.

120.68 - 123.162 D'Arcy Carden

I really want you to call me Darbles. Darbles.

123.222 - 125.845 Monica Padman

Darbles, how are you? Darbles is good.

126.085 - 131.311 Dax Shepard

Yeah, Darbles is cute. It sounds like a friend of Bam Bam's or Pebbles on the Flintstones.

131.331 - 133.474 Monica Padman

Yeah. Your hair looks gorgeous.

Chapter 4: How does D'Arcy Carden feel about her upcoming show, The Five-Star Weekend?

392.111 - 404.389 D'Arcy Carden

But when you're in New Orleans or something and people want to go on a haunted tour, I'm not so moved to do that. But because of the fear? The fear would be a helpful reason to not do it. But I kind of just don't care because I'm a little bit like I don't believe in it.

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404.569 - 404.87 Monica Padman

Yeah.

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404.89 - 405.25 D'Arcy Carden

Of course.

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405.29 - 410.619 Monica Padman

You're afraid of believing in it. That's how I am. Like, I don't. With the question mark. Right, right, right.

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410.68 - 427.275 D'Arcy Carden

You never know. Right. Okay, we shouldn't go here. But the way some people feel about religion, about God, if they're like, maybe I don't believe in it, but just in case, I do. That's how I feel about ghosts. Yeah. Where I'm like, I don't believe in it, but just in case they're real, maybe I do. Please don't come for me. Yeah.

427.255 - 442.895 Dax Shepard

No, okay, but to really get into that, the God one has a clear incentive. Like, I don't really believe, but I'm making enough space that if there is, I get to go to heaven. Is the ghost thing to appease their egos? Like, I should believe just enough so I don't offend them?

443.076 - 445.599 D'Arcy Carden

Because if they do want to haunt me, I want them to be friendly.

445.919 - 446.901 Dax Shepard

Yes, 100%.

446.921 - 448.723 D'Arcy Carden

To be like, oh, I proved you were real, babe.

Chapter 5: What was D'Arcy's experience like auditioning for Dax?

2937.304 - 2938.967 Dax Shepard

But I think that's more stressful because I was directing.

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2938.947 - 2955.328 Monica Padman

Yes. Yeah, you were directing it and you were there when I walked into the audition. And it's like, this is so strange. But weirdly, I was like, I've done like 40 commercials. I feel fine about this. Right. And it was a little bit like, I'm fine doing this.

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2955.348 - 2957.731 Dax Shepard

It was almost beneath you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Chapter 6: How did D'Arcy transition from nanny to friend with Dax?

2957.751 - 2962.177 Dax Shepard

The actual spot was like an industrial buyout-y one. So it was actually below you.

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2962.197 - 2964.82 D'Arcy Carden

And was that your first time auditioning for Dax?

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2964.8 - 2968.683 Dax Shepard

Well, I had already just hired her for Chips. She had an actual role.

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2968.804 - 2973.708 Monica Padman

That was horrible. Yeah, yeah. Because then I didn't even know. Right. I was so excited.

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Chapter 7: What insights does D'Arcy share about her role in Loot?

2973.748 - 2990.703 Monica Padman

I was so flattered. This is before I was nannying. I was just babysitting. Okay, okay, okay. I knew he was working on Chips and he said, I wrote you a role. Yeah. And I was like, huh? What? Yeah. I mean, you know, you know what it's like to be auditioning and not getting anything and someone wrote you a role for their movie.

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Chapter 8: How does D'Arcy feel about her physical appearance and weight changes?

2990.723 - 2996.069 Monica Padman

I was shocked and I was so excited and so happy. And then I was like, Oh, no.

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2996.189 - 3014.08 D'Arcy Carden

I know. I know. I know. Oh, no. And I can only let him down. This is like something that I think I really appreciate that Bill did, which is after the fact, he said they almost named the character Darcy. I don't think it could have been an offer because I had done hardly anything at that point. But the pressure. So anyway, I didn't know that until later.

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3014.12 - 3018.347 D'Arcy Carden

But going in a little bit, not blind, but he's not in the room.

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3018.327 - 3036.6 Monica Padman

He's related. He's not making the decision. I think feeling like someone's doing you a favor is complicated. Yeah, it is complicated. Because it's so nice. I mean, it's the nicest thing that can happen in this business. And then you feel like, oh, my God, they put themselves out there and I don't know how to act. Right.

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3037.121 - 3042.009 Dax Shepard

All of a sudden, you don't know how to act. I forgot last week. Yeah, that's how it feels.

3042.07 - 3060.43 D'Arcy Carden

Yeah. I totally agree. It's so funny. I read something years ago that Allison Janney insists on. I don't know if she still does, but insists on auditioning, even with an offer. She's like, let's work together first. Yeah. Make sure. Yeah. Bill never, ever for one second made me feel like it was anything but earned. You know, he just was really good. Really, really good to me.

3060.45 - 3068.078 Dax Shepard

Now, did you, though, transfer effortlessly into peer? No. Do you still feel this original dynamic?

3068.058 - 3085.256 D'Arcy Carden

We have such a long history of me being his nanny. I don't know if that'll ever fully go away. It's been 16 years now that I've known him and that we've been so close. So we have totally moved into real friendship, almost like in a family way. But there is always this sort of thing of, I don't mean to say like boss. It's not even that.

3085.356 - 3101.304 D'Arcy Carden

It's just, I'll never let go of the fact that I was nanny for so long. I can easily access it. I could easily... sort of tip into like assistant feeling. You know what I mean? Like, let me get that for you or whatever, which he would never want. But that's just sort of the foundation.

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