Eiza Gonzalez

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard 1h 44m 6 speakers 4 chapters transcribed
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Who is Eiza Gonzalez and what are her notable works?

Dax Shepard 0:19
Today we have Aza Gonzalez-San.
Monica Padman 0:22
Yes.
Dax Shepard 0:23
Aza is an actor. She is a singer. Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, Baby Driver, Three-Body Problem, Ambulance, Bloodshot, and a new movie out that I quite enjoyed.
Monica Padman 0:36
Yeah.
Dax Shepard 0:36
Very moon-like, as I say in the episode, if anyone remembers that great Sam Rockwell movie called Ash.
Monica Padman 0:43
Yeah.
Dax Shepard 0:44
Yes, Ash.
Monica Padman 0:46
Yeah, I just saw something about Ash on maybe Instagram. Some friends had seen it and they were raving about it. They were raving, yeah.
Dax Shepard 0:54
It's an intense, it's got that, as I think I said in the episode, it's got that kind of substance-y, tenchy.
Monica Padman 1:01
Ooh, we love a tench.
Dax Shepard 1:02
Ooh, it was really good, really good. Please enjoy Aza Gonzalez.

Is there human DNA in hotdogs?

Monica Padman 1:25
She has bad news. I love bad news.
I have amazing, life-changing information for you. For me specifically? Yeah, this is what started it.
Dax Shepard 1:34
Okay. I'm nervous. Don't tell me anything negative about hot dogs.
I fear it will be happening. Are you traumatized by this?
Unknown Speaker 1:42
And this was the day that I stopped eating hot dogs. This is a good example of how if you care about something, you can twist it.
Monica Padman 1:48
Because, well, tell him the fact and then I'll tell you how I twisted it.
Yeah, because we were talking about your pictures and your paintings. Celebs on sandwiches. I said, wow, who would pick a hot dog as their favorite sandwich? Is that a sandwich? That's the big question. I used to be obsessed with hot dogs.
Dax Shepard 2:03
What were your favorites before we ruin it?
Well, I'm not American, so I would just settle for a regular whatever.
Dax Shepard 2:09
Oscar Mayer.
Yeah. I mean, I wish we even had that.
Dax Shepard 2:11
Would you have a street dog? Because I like the street dog. I'm from Mexico.
I'll have anything from the street. Street food is like everything for me. So anyway, I was obsessed with hot dogs and I'd eat them all the time until my brother, I have a brother who's 12 years older than me and likes to ruin my life. He was like, do you know, it's proven that every single piece of hot dog has human DNA in it. Like there's human flesh. And then she just looked it up.
Dax Shepard 2:32
On what website? Willows.co?
Is it a .org? It's called Hey Siri and Siri is AI. Okay. Hey Siri, is there human DNA in hot dogs? In other words, yes, your hot dogs are going to have a little human DNA on them. This answer is from menshealth.com.
Monica Padman 2:50
Oh, well, I don't know about that. Also, she started in the middle. She said, in other words, what's before that? Yeah, what is before that?
Dax Shepard 2:57
Yeah, why did she edit her own? She made a mistake.
Oh, my God. She's getting self-conscious. I think I did have a deep dive when I figured this whole thing out. And it's a scary percentage. Definitely like a 5% of human flesh, which is pretty high. Hold on, though.
Dax Shepard 3:15
For a hot dog.
Pretty high.
Dax Shepard 3:18
We are playing it a little fast and loose with DNA and now human flesh.
But I'm saying that it started with flesh and then I kind of unraveled.
Dax Shepard 3:24
But if guys operate in the grinding machine, one of their hair strands falls in. That's human DNA. They grind it good. I'm going to claim more of a Jonathan Haidt version, which is like, this is moral dumbfounding. We eat animals. We draw very arbitrary distinctions between which ones we eat and which ones we don't. Culturally... Some more than others. So, I mean, I don't know. Is someone going to get killed so I can eat them? Big ethical issue.
I guess it is all a mental state.
Dax Shepard 3:51
For you, though, the notion of having some human.
It was a done deal for me. Look on the surface, though. It's not really my kink.
Dax Shepard 3:57
It's not mine either. Again, I don't desire to eat a human. It's whether or not I can handle it. Yeah. On the surface, look at Rob. Cute Wobby Rob. And then look at a pig sitting in its shit.
No disrespect. I'd be more sad to eat a pig than eat him. I'd be more sad.
Dax Shepard 4:14
Sad, because you know he's not a good boy.

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