Jackie Tohn Returns
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Who is Jackie Tohn and why is she returning to Armchair Expert?
Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Expert. I'm Dax Shepard. I'm joined by Lily Padman.
Hi.
Hi. We have a friend in today.
Our friend is here.
She's returning. Yes. Yeah. Returning guest, Jackie Tone. Jackie Tone is an actor and a musician. Nobody wants this. Glow, The Boys, Gen V. We didn't even talk about The Boys with her. I love seeing her on The Boys because I'm obsessed with The Boys. I forget she's on it. Yeah. So she pops up and it's a pop out and I love it.
That's fun. Pop outs are fun.
Yeah, and she's here today and she's telling a very, very personal story that she's gone through simultaneously to all this wonderful stuff. Yeah. And it's a harrowing tale.
Please enjoy Jackie Tone.
This motherfucker. This motherfucker. Hey! Hi, ladies!
Don't you dare. Hi, sir. Is that a new shirt?
It's an old shirt.
Oh my God, it's a new old shirt.
It's a new old shirt.
It's explicitly not a new shirt.
No.
But it's new to me. That's right.
Do you have a new shirt on?
I do have a new shirt on.
You always have a new shirt on. I do. And you guys have very similar shirts on.
Very similar costumes today. I almost didn't have a bra under mine, and then I thought... We're talking about the new yitters. Maybe I should have a bra on. Well, or maybe you shouldn't.
Yeah, I kind of feel like you should have gone raw dog on me.
Well, there's still time. In the middle, feel free. Although it is like yours. It's the almost exact same material. It is see-through. You will see them.
Oh, great.
It's not just like if I wore that shirt, you'd see the nips. Well, we want these numbers. We want to see them. We want those numbers. We want to see your breasts. I have to apologize, guys. I made a huge mistake. Not by coming here, but by, yeah.
What's funny is there was a half moment where you were saying we have the same and you were about to say material to Monica.
Yeah.
But I was like, hold on. What is she about to say? We have the same breasts now?
No.
Like I was wondering if that's where it was going.
No.
Well, there is a bit of a size difference. Are we D? We double D?
We double. Oh, yeah. Are we doubling our Ds? Are we doubling our Ds? Yeah.
I used to be a 32D, believe it or not, than Yitters. Okay, yes. But now they're a B. Wait, hold on. They're smaller.
You had 32D?
We've known each other for 18 years. I will say. That makes me want to cry and feel excited at the same time.
What, 18 years? Yeah.
I don't know what you're talking about. That's not a real number. I'm 17. So having known someone 18, the math sort of doesn't. But my titties were from here.
Okay. From the side of your rib cage for the listener.
Actually. Oh, we're recording?
Oh, yeah. Oh, I live.
So my titty used to go from under my arm into here. And so in order for an underwire not to dig into me, it had to be a D-size underwire. So it was a big... And then when I was getting my reconstruction, the doctor was like, if we went with your same width, your tits, your implants would be enormous. Really? Because my breast tissue literally was under my arm. To here. And so I had these like nice wide and they were perky forever. Yeah. Oh, do you think the width has to do with the perkiness? I do because there's so much. It's not like a little. There's so much lateral support. Yes, it's you for the lateral support. You have the whole rib cage sort of getting behind you. This is science.
Counter theory. Please. Just you look at people. Look at Monica's face. She's like, okay. I want to hear your counter.
Yeah, what's this going to be? To the science Jack you just showed us.
First of all, you guys are probably right.
How did Jackie discover her family’s BRCA1 mutation and what did her father’s diagnosis reveal?
So I'm not saying that this would invalidate that theory. It's just, you see humans, we come in a lot of variety and there's just taut skin and loose skin. I've been fortunate enough to be with enough nude ladies. I've seen a lot of different body types.
I've seen.
And I wonder if it's just like an elasticity in your skin that you have a lot of or you don't.
I don't know the answer. And I don't think that that's invalidating what we're saying at all.
Maybe some combination.
Well, I will also say, of course, I already knew.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
Who is Jackie Tohn and why is she returning to Armchair Expert?
0:00–3:50
2
How did Jackie discover her family’s BRCA1 mutation and what did her father’s diagnosis reveal?
3:50–38:10
3
What medical steps and screenings did Jackie undergo after testing BRCA positive?
38:10–1:01:01
4
How did Jackie meet Jessica Biel and end up moving in with her family?
1:01:01–1:04:53
5
Is touring as a musician easier than touring as a stand-up comedian?
1:04:53–1:13:25
6
How did Jackie learn to stop performing for every room and calm her nervous system?
1:13:25–1:19:40
7
What odd celebrity stories and pop-culture tangents close out the episode?
1:19:40–2:01:02