Mom's Car: Briegh Morrison
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Hello and welcome to Mom's Car. Today is an incredibly special episode. Again, for anyone that listened to Armchair Expert over the last seven and a half years, you've probably heard me talk a bazillion times about my ex-girlfriend Brie Morrison, who I still just adore to no end. She's such an incredible person, an incredible mom. She's just gone through an incredible journey. And I'm just delighted that we finally got to sit down and talk and introduce her to everybody in the armchair world. So please enjoy my ex-girlfriend, Brie Morrison. You know what's smart? Checking Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds on car insurance. You know what's not smart? Not checking that your sunroof is closed before going through the car wash.
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Don't you find that kind of charming that Kristen could drive any car and this is her car? An entry-level Chevy Bolt?
I mean, yes. I feel the same way about myself. I'm like, this is the one I want. And also, I don't want to wash it.
Yeah, it's not for you. It just gets dirty again. You got the right color for that, which is white.
I got the absolute last one.
It was like COVID Mad Dash for them?
Yes, it was 2021.
Okay, yeah, but terrible time to buy a vehicle.
And I just had to get a vehicle. Mine was due at the lease shop or whatever, so I was like...
What did you come out of into that van?
What had you been driving? Volkswagen.
You don't even know. Ferrari? You don't care. Volkswagen, Ferrari? Yeah.
No, it was like an SUV. Yeah.
I think I do know the name of that.
Again, it was like I was trying to eat outside my class. Like I believe Erin was originally.
Tyrell, remember his old theory?
No, you can't have lobster. You can't eat outside my class.
Yeah, the people in the Middle Ages would die if they had like steak.
Yeah.
I don't know where he would have learned that, but.
I actually use that a lot. In fact, the more money we have, the lower I go in general. Where I'm like, I don't need to keep up with that. That's not me.
Right, but have you been infected with anything? Because I can admit the things that I've been infected with. Jewelry? No, not jewelries.
Jewelries are mine. I like a nice jewelry.
You still like a nice jewelry.
And I also still like vintage clothing, but I like real nice vintage clothing.
Yeah, you go and get it from the RealReal?
Where do you get your vintage clothes? No, I get it from this place, AMT Vintage in Pasadena. I'll get, like, you know, the used Gucci bag.
Oh, sure. So they have high-end used stuff.
They have high-end, but it's used, and it's already a little bit trashed. Like, I got these Chanel flats.
So it looks like you've owned it for a while.
Yeah. I just don't mind, because I will trash it.
Yeah.
Like, I can't not trash things.
Just fast forward. I'm just a trash person. You're a trash monster. You've always been a trash monster.
Always. So it will get dirty and gross, so I might as well. But I still like the fancy.
But you and I, well, all three of us, come from a modest background. You and I were broke for a decade together. And I do certain things now where I go like, wow, I can't believe I'm this person. I don't have much shame or guilt about it. I've worked through most of it. But hotels, I'm such a fucking snob. Like when you go to an incredible hotel on vacation, for me, it makes it so much better because then I don't care what we do. I'm just delighted to be at the hotel. We were at a terrible hotel last year in Norway. And I was like, I can't believe how uncomfortable I am. This is really humiliating. How much is this rooming? Yeah, I was like, mismatched pillowcases, some silk, which I hate. I don't want public silk.
Communal silk. No. Silks for like you and yourself. Maybe your wife.
I like that. It's like a nice hotel, but I also still... That hasn't gotten you?
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