Mom's Car: Tim Lovestedt
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Hello, and welcome to Mom's Car. Today, we have another old friend of mine, Tim Lovestead, one of my first friends in LA. We did a lot of the groundlings together. He's incredibly funny. He has an impressively girthy head. He's smart, he's handsome, and well-endowed. Please enjoy Tim Lovestead. You know what's smart? Checking Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds on car insurance. You know what's not smart? Not checking the coffee lids secure before you take that first sip. My morning coffee ended up all over me, and let me tell you, that smell does not come out easily. Yeah, checking first is smart. So check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate.
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But now that Pitt did video, I think it's kind of over. We'll just tell people like, well, Brad Pitt did video. Wait, you fucking had Pitt? Yeah, last week.
No shit. So just give me a minute on that. Let me fire up the app. Did you fucking spray?
Was he fucking great? He was awesome, Tim. It was so wonderful and all I could have hoped for. He came in the best mood, so casual. And he mostly just was really happy and having a lot of fun. And I was like, even if I don't get anything story-wise new, you've never seen him like this in an interview. He's just having so much fun.
And did he know sort of your legend with him and all that shit, like all the bullshit you've talked about?
Well, I had to tell him, because, you know, I met him in AA. He found out I was going to a track that he was going to, and he asked if I wanted to ride up with him on a helicopter. And I was like, yes.
I'd fucking go on donkeyback. Are you fucking kidding? Yeah. A helicopter.
There's no form of conveyance I wouldn't have joined him on.
I'd carry you on a jackass's back up a fucking hill.
just to hang out with you. Absolutely. So I say yes to this, and now I have this new fear where like, what if he discovers that my last eight appearances on Ellen, all I've talked about is him? Like, I don't want him to get scared that I'm a weirdo. So I did have to say to him, I'm like, Hey, you need to know I do this bit pretty often. I certainly have done it a lot on Ellen where I go on and talk about how in love I am with you. But no reason to worry. And he's like, hey, you had a good sense of humor about it. Of course, you wouldn't have seen this. But then I was a guest host of Ellen while she was out of town. And when I got there, they said, hey, so we're going to have a surprise for you while the show's going on.
Just know that we're going to show you a clip at some point. And I'm like, okay, so I do the monologue and everything. I sit down and I say, they're about to show me something. I don't know what it is. And then what they show me is Brad Pitt was on the week before and it hasn't aired yet. And it's a clip of Alan saying to Brad Pitt, I don't know if you know this actor, Dax Shepard, but he has quite a crush on you. And then they show him a montage of all the insane stuff. I'm upset about him getting the painting of me and him together. Yeah. I'm like half terrified of what his reaction when they come out of the clip package. And he goes, well, I have to tell you something, Alan. I have a pretty big crush on Dax Shepard.
And they're filming me and I'm the host of the show. And I'm just like laughing uncontrollably. I can't believe he said that in public. One of the things I brought up with him, I was like. Look, I have two of you in my head. I have a dude I know, and then I have Brad Pitt, and I'm not letting go of that. And I just juggle those two things, and they're different. Do you have that with anyone? And he's like, yeah, I do. I had it with Redford. He goes, I have it with Sean Penn. He's still the dude I wanted to be. And he's still Sean Penn, but then he's also the guy I know. And I was like, okay, good. I'm glad to know that it's not just me. That's incredible.
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