Tommy Lee

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard 1h 49m 3 speakers 7 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Who is Tommy Lee and how does the episode introduction set the stage?

Dax Shepard 0:00
Welcome, welcome, welcome to Armchair Expert, Experts on Expert. I'm Dax Shepard. I'm joined by Monica Padman.
Monica Padman 0:06
Hi.
Dax Shepard 0:06
Hi.
Monica Padman 0:07
What are you drinking? I'm drinking a coffee.
Dax Shepard 0:13
Okay.
Monica Padman 0:14
But I don't want any more of it. Okay. But I...
Dax Shepard 0:17
It's like a blankie at this point. It's a safety blanket. That makes sense.
Monica Padman 0:21
And you know who needs a safety blanket?
Dax Shepard 0:23
Tommy Lee. Tommy Lee. Tommy Lee is a musician. He is the co-founder and drummer of Motley Crue. I mean, I think he was the most famous man in the 90s. I know. His albums include Never a Dull Moment, Andro, Tommy Land the Ride, Shout at the Devil, Dr. Feel Good. His new album is out now, Tommy Land Rides Again. I mean, this guy did it all, Monica.
Monica Padman 0:50
He really, he has lived a life.
Dax Shepard 0:53
Yeah. Please enjoy Tommy Lee.
Unknown 1:13
Dax, you were at the fight that we were at. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Saturday. We were going to say hi, but we didn't want to be like that.
Dax Shepard 1:20
I saw you. Well, this has happened to me twice in like 24 hours, which is I saw you there. I was like, I don't want to say hi because I'm interviewing him in a minute. And then I saw a dude at a party on Sunday who we're interviewing on Wednesday. I was like, oh, this is so awkward. Normally I would sit and talk to this dude, but I don't want to like...
Unknown 1:37
to find out a bunch of interesting shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wants to talk about today, because there's like a viral clip going around of him from that fight of people. He rubbed his nose when the camera was on him. Oh, exciting. You ever think he's a boogie shoogie? Yeah.
Monica Padman 1:52
So will my ass. Because he's sober now, and everyone's like, he's fucking geeked out. Oh, my God. The internet's insane.
Tommy Lee 1:59
they cut to David Spade and he also does a little, he's fucking scratching his nose.
Dax Shepard 2:05
But it looks like the two of you were just in the bathroom banging the devil's dander.
Monica Padman 2:13
Good thing they didn't cut to you also. And I said that to my wife.
Tommy Lee 2:19
I go, I'm surprised they didn't show Dax. Yeah. Rub his nose and just look.
Monica Padman 2:24
All the sober people. I'm just tapping my veins. All the sober dudes.
Dax Shepard 2:28
I'm roping off.
Monica Padman 2:30
Yeah, exactly.
Dax Shepard 2:31
The little piece of glass that the flowers came in at the gas station to get my pipe ready at the fight. Do you ever get that dark? Do you ever get the little flowers with the little glass pipe? What's the little flowers?
Monica Padman 2:43
No.
Dax Shepard 2:44
There's all these hacks when you smoke crack, and all the downtown gas stations had all these inexplicable items for sale. Like, who's buying fucking these little roses? Yeah, but it's really just to get this little glass rod that you could use as a pipe.
Monica Padman 2:55
Wow.
Dax Shepard 2:56
And then these little bits of, like, SOS pad or Brillo pad that you just want to pack in there. Like, all this random shit would be at the counter at Mobile Gas Station downtown Detroit.
Monica Padman 3:05
Oh, my God. Wow.
Tommy Lee 3:07
I get so excited that I'm like, oh, my God, dude. Fuck, I've been sober for a year. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I celebrate. Yes, yes. That's the fucking problem. I can never go past a year because I'm so pumped that I actually pulled that off.
Dax Shepard 3:20
The impossible. Yeah. How long does the celebration last? Looks like you're debating whether or not to be honest.
Tommy Lee 3:30
I don't know. Maybe six months.
Dax Shepard 3:31
Okay, sure. A little six month celebration. And then. Then you're demoralized and you hate everything.
Tommy Lee 3:38
Yeah.
Dax Shepard 3:38
Yeah. You want to kill yourself. Yeah. Okay, I'm done. And you're like, well, we're here again. Here we are again. Have you done ever longer than a year?
Tommy Lee 3:46
Yes. I think three years was the longest I've done. Oh, really? Yeah. I don't know why I didn't celebrate between those years. I must have been on some other plane.
Dax Shepard 3:55
Yeah, what do you think was going on? You were probably very interested in something or distracted by something.
Tommy Lee 4:01
You know, I was probably really busy. If you're always on tour, you're just going and going and going. All of a sudden, a couple of years goes by like that. Two and a half years in one tour. All of a sudden, you're like, dude, I did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dax Shepard 4:14
And then you go, I've earned some reward for this. Yeah. I know. Come on. I deserve rewards when I go. Where's my lollipop?
Monica Padman 4:22
I've been good boy.
Dax Shepard 4:22
I know. This is the pathetic thing about all this in recovery is, yeah, you behave like all human beings behave and you think you deserve a ticker tape parade.

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