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Backstage with Cooper & Matty Johns

Birds of Paradise

25 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What mishap does the Family share about an online sex store?

0.031 - 4.939 Cooper Johns

And welcome to the podcast this week. How is everyone? Are we well?

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5.54 - 12.512 Matty Johns

Going good, mate. Feeling really, really great. It's a really nice jacket there too, Matthew, for anyone that... Yeah, the old smoking jacket, shooting pheasants.

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13.294 - 18.883 Trish Johns

I'm so tired. I'm too tired to even go and have a massage from the back.

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That's how tired I am.

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Chapter 2: What did Matty experience during his trip to PNG?

20.599 - 31.255

I can look after that, babe. Well, that's because we just finished the move. We moved everything just down the road. But, geez, moving houses is a shit job.

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Chapter 3: Who are the Storm Old Boys and what do they discuss?

31.275 - 32.777 Trish Johns

It's the worst ever.

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32.797 - 41.189 Matty Johns

This is the one room, people that's going to be standing. This remains. It's like the pub that shuts down and the pokey rooms just rolls on. Claiming it on tax.

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The builders said, we can't have you doing podcasting. Then we went, uh-uh-uh. Our listeners are more important than any build that we've got to do. Isn't that right? I'd rather the place fall apart, which it has been. Your mic has cut out, Trishy.

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Chapter 4: What chaos occurred in Byron Bay and during the Origin?

57.17 - 61.075

Talk about the builders. Just unplug it at the back and plug it back in. You got it.

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62.016 - 62.456 Matty Johns

There we go.

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Well done, babe. It's back on.

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64.739 - 65.4 Matty Johns

You know what?

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Chapter 5: What is the Recipe of the Week and how is it prepared?

65.48 - 75.879 Matty Johns

I just want to say something about the movie. This woman. She's a machine. This woman. I said to people in here, we had a couple of people here, and I said, you watch her go.

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Chapter 6: What insights do they share about House of the Dragon?

75.899 - 79.428 Matty Johns

And she goes, mate. She is tireless.

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Chapter 7: How do they choose their Dream Team picks?

79.688 - 83.899 Matty Johns

Like a lioness. She is. You are amazing.

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Chapter 8: What NRL tips do they provide for the upcoming matches?

83.939 - 85.601 Matty Johns

You're an amazing mover.

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I will say some people have their thing. You know what I mean? Like some people have their thing that gets them excited. For Dad, it's like talking about shape. And numbers. And numbers. Jack, it's food. You know what I mean? You strike a conversation with Jack about food, he'll run with that. Trish, for you, it's like moving and cleaning. You are just an absolute machine. Like you get off on it.

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108.529 - 110.852 Matty Johns

You are the Diego Maradona of moving.

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111.895 - 118.958 Cooper Johns

And now you turn into project manager. I was just listening to you talk to the builders before, Trish, and I'll tell you what, they know who's boss.

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Really? Yeah. You throw them around. You know what else you're good at? She throws around this little sheet.

124.718 - 124.858 Trish Johns

I know.

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But negotiating too. Like how bullish you are and stubborn on some things. Like, nah, you know what I mean? Like you're very good at, you know, you'll barter people down. Like we talk about stories how bad dad is at bartering people down. Sometimes he barters them up. You are a machine at bartering. Like you will tear strips off people.

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I'm sure they leave sometimes the builders and they go, how did she just halve our costs? She sends businesses to the wall.

151.366 - 155.593 Trish Johns

Oh, I would not do that. Well, you've done a pretty good job of it so far.

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