Birds of Paradise

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Backstage with Cooper & Matty Johns 50 min 4 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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What mishap does the Family share about an online sex store?

Cooper Johns 0:00
And welcome to the podcast this week. How is everyone? Are we well?
Matty Johns 0:05
Going good, mate. Feeling really, really great. It's a really nice jacket there too, Matthew, for anyone that... Yeah, the old smoking jacket, shooting pheasants.
Trish Johns 0:13
I'm so tired. I'm too tired to even go and have a massage from the back.
That's how tired I am.

What did Matty experience during his trip to PNG?

I can look after that, babe. Well, that's because we just finished the move. We moved everything just down the road. But, geez, moving houses is a shit job.

Who are the Storm Old Boys and what do they discuss?

Trish Johns 0:31
It's the worst ever.
Matty Johns 0:32
This is the one room, people that's going to be standing. This remains. It's like the pub that shuts down and the pokey rooms just rolls on. Claiming it on tax.
The builders said, we can't have you doing podcasting. Then we went, uh-uh-uh. Our listeners are more important than any build that we've got to do. Isn't that right? I'd rather the place fall apart, which it has been. Your mic has cut out, Trishy.

What chaos occurred in Byron Bay and during the Origin?

Talk about the builders. Just unplug it at the back and plug it back in. You got it.
Matty Johns 1:02
There we go.
Well done, babe. It's back on.
Matty Johns 1:04
You know what?

What is the Recipe of the Week and how is it prepared?

Matty Johns 1:05
I just want to say something about the movie. This woman. She's a machine. This woman. I said to people in here, we had a couple of people here, and I said, you watch her go.

What insights do they share about House of the Dragon?

Matty Johns 1:15
And she goes, mate. She is tireless.

How do they choose their Dream Team picks?

Matty Johns 1:19
Like a lioness. She is. You are amazing.

What NRL tips do they provide for the upcoming matches?

Matty Johns 1:23
You're an amazing mover.
I will say some people have their thing. You know what I mean? Like some people have their thing that gets them excited. For Dad, it's like talking about shape. And numbers. And numbers. Jack, it's food. You know what I mean? You strike a conversation with Jack about food, he'll run with that. Trish, for you, it's like moving and cleaning. You are just an absolute machine. Like you get off on it.
Matty Johns 1:48
You are the Diego Maradona of moving.
Cooper Johns 1:51
And now you turn into project manager. I was just listening to you talk to the builders before, Trish, and I'll tell you what, they know who's boss.
Really? Yeah. You throw them around. You know what else you're good at? She throws around this little sheet.
Trish Johns 2:04
I know.
But negotiating too. Like how bullish you are and stubborn on some things. Like, nah, you know what I mean? Like you're very good at, you know, you'll barter people down. Like we talk about stories how bad dad is at bartering people down. Sometimes he barters them up. You are a machine at bartering. Like you will tear strips off people. I'm sure they leave sometimes the builders and they go, how did she just halve our costs? She sends businesses to the wall.
Trish Johns 2:31
Oh, I would not do that. Well, you've done a pretty good job of it so far.
Matty Johns 2:35
Yeah. Big time. Yeah, so. You have an intro question. Oh, Jesus. You're okay. Look. It's that damn jacket. The person on your right. The person on your right. If they were a benevolent dictator, which is a dictator in history, who would they be? Hang on. You're about to say the same thing as me?
Trish Johns 2:53
Yeah, I think so.
We did this four weeks ago.
Trish Johns 2:55
Yeah.
Same intro question.
Trish Johns 2:58
MJ.
I know, but I said in history. And we said the same thing to you back then, remember? Because you remember Trish said, it's always Napoleon for you.
Trish Johns 3:07
Yeah.
Stop, stop, stop.
Trish Johns 3:08
Hang on, here we go.
Matty Johns 3:09
It was left last time. This time we're going to the right. Yeah, but that's not really. Yeah, it is. Yep. I'm going to start.
Trish Johns 3:16
That's boring.
Yeah, come on. Okay. Can I throw a random one? Yeah. What about if you could be the inventor of one thing? What would it be?
Cooper Johns 3:25
Love it. What a genius to come up with that.
What an inventor. I didn't give anyone prep, though, to prepare it. No, I've already got it.
Trish Johns 3:31
Oh, go on. I want to have invented the ATM machine because, yeah, every ATM transaction you get a cut.
I don't know if the inventor would get the cut. I think the people that put it in there, because you can own ATM machines.
Trish Johns 3:47
That's right, yeah, but I think you'd still get the cut because I know someone who knows someone.
Cooper Johns 3:53
Oh, wow.
Trish Johns 3:54
Yeah.
Cooper Johns 3:55
That's crazy.
Trish Johns 3:55
And they're living a good life.
Cooper Johns 3:57
Mine would be the NVIDIA chip that every computer is using for AI these days. But if we don't want to go full nerd out, then it's the ShamWow.
Matty Johns 4:04
Oh, ShamWow. Yeah, ShamWow. ShamWow's good.

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