Cooper Risks His Hair AGAINST Nicho Hynes
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What happened at the Lebanese BBQ that sparked the conversation?
Five, six, seven, eight.
Do your normal voice, Trish.
Five, six, seven, eight.
Okay.
Sorry, how was it different?
I didn't realise how weak your voice was.
It's sheer exhaustion, Dick Ward.
What stories came up during the "Balls & BJs" segment?
I tell you what, haven't we had a great day, by the way? Yeah, we just had a Lebanese barbecue.
We did.
What did Gaz and Gayle share during their visit?
Yeah, that was weird. Our builders, it was weird. Paul and... It was awesome.
Anthony and Ellie and all the boys.
Mate, it was awesome. We get the leftovers. We're going to cook for the next three weeks.
How much do outrageous wedding costs really add up to?
Is it the first time that you've eaten a raw human organ? That wasn't – do you mean the liver thing? Yeah.
That wasn't human. It was lamb.
Yeah, yeah.
What are the terms of Cooper's bet with Nicho Hynes about dyeing his hair blonde?
I don't think it was human. He thinks he's cannibal. Oh, man, I thought it was – You didn't even eat any.
Oh, right.
Why is Matt experiencing a sleepless night and how does it affect the crew?
Don't act tough. The guy tried to give you some and you said, no, I don't. At no point did I actually try to pretend that I ate any.
You were ever going to have any? No way in the world.
Did you really think when he said, I've got raw liver here, are you putting it on or did you actually think that it was? I actually thought it was.
What is the ASAP Rocky vs. Allan Peters story and why does it matter?
Or are you an imbecile?
Next question.
It was good food though. Oh, so good. The thing that worried me was like how they were able to cook up such a feast whilst also trying to build the house.
No, well, Paul and Ellie don't work on the job here.
What NRL tips and predictions are shared for the upcoming games?
So what do they hire? They came. Well, Paul's one of the owners.
Oh, so he just came to cook. Yeah. I was just worried when I saw the spread that they had and how when we came over for lunch, this Lebanese lunch that they'd invited us to, that no one was working.
I noticed it happened most days. The only difference is we've been invited to this one. I've got real concerns. I think we've been ripped off.
Shut up. Honestly. We have actually been so blessed with our builders.
One sec. Give Jack a little cut point there. Yeah. Dad was talking really far away from the mic and it was shit. It's okay.
You're right. You know what I'd like to – I wouldn't even mind just giving him some headphones today to maybe even – I usually like to so he knows when he's – I'm good.
I know. I know.
Sorry.
But you don't because your mic will often drop out and you don't know. You actually don't know everything, Matt. Oh, Jesus, Trish.
We weren't going that hard.
But it's true. Like, just listen. He's so stubborn.
Now, what it is, Trish – You're oppositional. Look, we were going to – I was going to say a few words.
No, go on. Because, look, this was going to be a cut point in the podcast, but now I think we leave it in.
I think we just leave it in. Usually I've got a microphone on my shirt so I can sort of – I know, I know. Please. And I talk about this – You know, honestly.
I talk about this – Where have you been this afternoon? What are you talking about? I can tell by your eyes.
I know. I was about to say the same thing to her. That's why I was going to stop the potty because I can tell he's done something this afternoon.
I swear if a couple of beers around the golf club. Did you? What's the matter with that?
You know what? I knew that. When he was at the Lebanese barbecue and I saw him crack a beer, I thought this is going to be a rough potty this afternoon.
I heard him actually say to the boys, leave early, duck off early, don't tell Trish and I'll see you at the golf club.
You know what? That would make me happy.
If what? Dad drank?
No, if he did that with the boys.
No, but he didn't. He does it on his own. No, no. He's such a winner. I think drinking is a solo sport. I don't think it is. I think it's the furthest thing possible from a solo sport.
I think once it becomes a solo sport, you really need to look into yourself, Matthew, and look at what's going on.
Thank you very much, Oprah. Pause for one second. Let me look inside yourself. All I saw was awesomeness.
Some organs not happy.
Outside of the Lebanese barbecue, anyone got some stuff from their week that we want to address? Paddy?
Why are you looking at me?
Because Dad's clearly prepared nothing. Look, I don't know. You guys have seen me this week being struggling pretty bad with a pretty bad neck and back issue.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What happened at the Lebanese BBQ that sparked the conversation?
0:00–0:14
2
What stories came up during the "Balls & BJs" segment?
0:14–0:19
3
What did Gaz and Gayle share during their visit?
0:19–0:33
4
How much do outrageous wedding costs really add up to?
0:33–0:44
5
What are the terms of Cooper's bet with Nicho Hynes about dyeing his hair blonde?
0:44–0:49
6
Why is Matt experiencing a sleepless night and how does it affect the crew?
0:49–1:06
7
What is the ASAP Rocky vs. Allan Peters story and why does it matter?
1:06–1:25
8
What NRL tips and predictions are shared for the upcoming games?
1:25–48:35