DOUBLE BUBBLE THROAT GOAT
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
It's yours, Cooper. Yeah.
And Cooper Johns, the floor is yours. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Rick Astley. Never going to give, never going to give. You're feeling better, Big M? Because you've been on your deathbed.
Mate, I'll be. I'll be.
I'll tell you what, right.
We had to take little Matty to the doctor's today.
Little Matty? Is that like little Wayne? Little Nicky.
What happens when Matthew Johns gets sick and how did the doctors react?
Little Wayne.
Last night he was going, I think he's going to have to take me to the hospital.
I was like, really? My throat was in agony. Throat going. We'll get to that. Yeah. You've led me down the garden path there. But, mate, well, I'll tell you how crook I was. When do I ever miss work, Trish? Never.
Actually, to be fair, you're pretty good.
Yeah. Remember the time he had pneumonia and I made him sleep on the floor? Oh, yeah. It was heated tiles on the floor.
Did you miss your Thursday night show then? Yeah. Yeah, he did.
But I missed the- A lot of radio. Matty and Cronk podcast. This week. This week. I just couldn't talk.
I will say- I'm so emotional. And Jackal, you sound emotional now. Talk about missing work. I will say- Jack will attest to this as well. Like I didn't – a lot of people in media, I think since I worked with Kyle Sandilands and saw how much he missed work, like he'd just wake up sick or whatever. How many days he'd have off. And then it made me realize, geez, Dad, even in your time, even doing Brekkie Radio as well, when you're doing Fox, you do your Sunday night or Thursday night show. Double up. And I was like, you never really miss too much work.
That's why they call me Double Judy Johns.
I think the most you missed was when you, like, did the Olympics and Fletch hosted it. Yep.
In terms of not doing your actual show. And the time I got pneumonia twice where I was just, please, give me some pity. I got nothing. I was laying on the floor. At one point laying out the back. Then you just took me to the doctors and I laid on the – I was at the doctors by myself.
Hmm.
Guys, I'm looking for some... Matt, I always take you to the doctors.
You big baby, stop pretending.
Well, today... Well, he's not completely over it yet because today I... I don't know what's on my lip there. Jesus Christ. What is on your lip? I don't know. Is that toothpaste? Is it a joke?
No, it's like... Is it a joke?
Oh!
Mate, this is...
Huh? What? Well, today, Big M actually asked me to rub his back.
How did the family reminisce about surgeries, hypochondria and health stories?
I did. Oh, what? Sunscreen. Which was a strange one to rub into my father's back. Me and Jem brought back some tiger balm from Thailand. Sorry to immigration there. And I was rubbing it into his back. Does that help? He was bent over the lounge in the dining room, and the noise was coming out of him. It was like- Yeah.
It's a strange feeling being dry-rooted by his son. Cooper, Matt. It wasn't dry.
Did he pummel your back? Because you've had a chest thing. So did he pummel? If he pummeled the back, you do that with babies. I used to have to do it with you a lot, Cooper.
No, no, no. It wasn't about removing the phlegm off the chest.
It was actually my back was tight. Oh, okay. So it was a muscular issue.
It was. Yeah, his spine because you got me to rub it and then you said... Yeah, you were dead set, honestly.
Just put one finger on it. It's like you're touching it like a telephone. I was going, mate, mate, I was moving you around. Come on, mate, just press a little bit. You could not have been less interested.
Wow.
It wasn't that. You've got those big hands and just whoosh.
Oh, it says you. Because Jack said, Texie Hoy came over and Jack said, the noises coming out of you, it was like- Embarrassing. No, Jack just felt awkward because it was like you were going, ah, ah. And then Jack would say, am I hurting you? And you'd look back over your shoulder, kind of like that. Like while you're arched over the couch, you'd look back at your son. While you're an almost downward dog, you'd look back at him and go, no, it feels so good.
Sorry, it's learned behavior from your mum. Keep going harder, harder.
Well, that's what they say. Kids sort of pick up tendencies from the parents.
Yeah.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:20
2
What happens when Matthew Johns gets sick and how did the doctors react?
0:20–2:09
3
How did the family reminisce about surgeries, hypochondria and health stories?
2:09–34:29
4
What is the ‘Throat Goat’ story and why did it cause an on-air misunderstanding?
34:29–41:00
5
How did the hosts explain commonly misused words and funny language mix-ups?
41:00–57:38
6
How is the FIFA World Cup discussed and what controversies were raised?
57:38–59:02