Gaz & Gayles Succulent Chinese Meal

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What is the opening banter and intro for this episode?

Cooper Johns 0:00
Gaz came out in the middle of the night and he goes, have a look at these. He had bring back the biff PJs on. He goes, feel the fabric. Hey look, they've lasted quality. I don't give a fuck how it feels. I also my hand's like right next to your genitalia.
Matthew Johns 0:13
Right here on the Cooper and Maddie Johns podcast. Right here.

What feedback does Matty share at the start of the show?

Matthew Johns 0:18
Right now. And welcome to the family podcast for another week. How are you guys? How is everyone?

How do Gaz and Gayle describe their Chinese birthday dinner experience?

Matthew Johns 0:24
How's the family? Yeah.
Trish Johns 0:26
Go on, truth. I don't want to interrupt it.
Matthew Johns 0:29
Oh no, it wouldn't be the same with any jumping all over our sentences. Uh you know, last week we really sort of locked horns, all of us. Uh Cooper took the higher ground about you being intoxicated.

What arguments arise in the fast‑food debate segment?

Matthew Johns 0:41
Turns out it was a great episode. Fans loved it.
Trish Johns 0:43
I know.
Matthew Johns 0:44
Yeah. Yep.
Cooper Johns 0:45
You don't know what you're talking about.

What are the highlights from the NRLW preliminary discussion?

Cooper Johns 0:46
Some heavy and that some heavy editing, just like military grade editing.
Trish Johns 0:50
Oh yeah, yeah.

What gift ideas and stories are exchanged in the gifting segment?

Trish Johns 0:51
There was there was. Advanced. Yeah, yeah.
Cooper Johns 0:54
Yeah, yeah. Yes. And now and now you're gonna hear sober Trish.

What odd items are on Trish’s weird list and why do they matter?

Cooper Johns 0:58
Less fine. Well, I've got a bit of a migraine. Coming down. Everyone's a bit well, she's coming down. Coming down off a high. What uh everyone's getting sick at the moment.
Trish Johns 1:08
Are they? Yeah, I don't feel good. I'm bit real chilly and cold. No not feeling great.
Cooper Johns 1:12
Chili and cold, isn't it?

What final NRL tips and Matty’s original song wrap up the episode?

Cooper Johns 1:14
I always think it's weird that they have the word chili for when you're cold, but chili the food is hot. Mm-hmm. And and a country Cooper. Yeah, but di very very different. Yeah. Is chilies weather in country hot or cold?
Trish Johns 1:26
Chile. Uh I think it is
Cooper Johns 1:28
both.
Matthew Johns 1:29
Varied. Yes. Very good, Cooper. They got snowy mountains. I think that's exactly right. Beautiful big snowy peaks just outside of Santiago. Direct flight by the way, if people want to know, you you can do a direct flight from Qantas to Santiago thirteen hours and fifteen minutes. No way. Yep.
Cooper Johns 1:43
I wonder who was wondering that when we wrote that kind of
Matthew Johns 1:46
Well, it is the gateway for Australians. It's the gateway to South America.
Trish Johns 1:49
Yeah, well, it is the gateway to Antarctica as well, which is where I want to go. And Matt doesn't want to go, but I really want to go. You've
Matthew Johns 1:55
got someone that wants to go with you now.
Trish Johns 1:56
I know, but her husband apparently is, you know, being a bit of a pain in the ass.
Matthew Johns 2:00
Oh, like prote uh overprotected. What's flesh been a pain in the ass about?
Trish Johns 2:04
Well, probably spending the money, I don't know. Uh why do you
Cooper Johns 2:07
want to go to Antarctica?
Trish Johns 2:08
Well, it's quite expensive. You've got to fly. She loves
Cooper Johns 2:10
ice.
Trish Johns 2:11
To
Cooper Johns 2:11
Speaking of Gateways.
Trish Johns 2:12
Santiago, and then go to Argentina. Oh y and you pick up the boat from Argentina.
Cooper Johns 2:17
So you can't go directly from Australia. Where's so close though?
Trish Johns 2:22
You go can go to a certain part from New Zealand, but it's not the good part.
Cooper Johns 2:26
So trade winds think so. Because Antarctica itself, it's only it's only a boat, right? Like it's not like you're on land. There's no hotels and stuff there. No. Is it only a cruise?
Trish Johns 2:35
You cross the Drake's Passage to Antarctica.
Cooper Johns 2:38
But your accommodation's on a boat. Oh yeah, absolutely. Do you think the pubs and everything in Antarctica
Matthew Johns 2:43
or just polar bears? What do you think? Igloos. And
Trish Johns 2:45
you know what? There's no polar bears in Antarctica. Oh there's not. Yeah, that blew my mind. The
Matthew Johns 2:50
Arctic. What's I mean, what's there? Emperor Emperor penguins.
Trish Johns 2:53
Penguins, whales, um birds like Seal. Shackleton's um Morton's heart You know,
Cooper Johns 3:01
Shackleton's. Why would a Grammy Award winning artist be in Antarctica? That's where he lives. Sounds sound awesome.
Matthew Johns 3:08
Sounds awesome.
Cooper Johns 3:10
Antarctica. I mean I I would have thought that they would have had some sort of accommodate because I remember we have a listener from Antarctica. D have I she He's also a singer. A seal. Let me get the let me get the data up and I'll give you real time if we've had any listeners in the last month at Antarctica. No, because I had about a year ago a guy messaged me because I talked about Antarctica and how it didn't have polar bears there. That he said, if you ever want to come, let me know. Because I think he lives there. He works out of one of the Huts. Hut well, I don't know if it's a hut. Igloo. Java the Hutt? No no no. It's like um oh it's like some sort of they have like a base there.

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