LONG LIVE FOZBALL!
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Where's Trish and what prank did the crew pull?
Okay, one-two, everyone. One-two, one-two. Now, we'll go out to a bit of shenanigans, boys. We're in here quietly. We've come in early while Trish has taken Luigi. Look at us being all silent. She's taken Luigi to the vet. We think she's just a minute or two away, so we'll just keep our voices down a bit.
We think she's getting de-sexed. He's not getting de-sexed. No, she. I said she. Oh, Trish getting de-sexed. I thought you said she.
What did Trish announce about her stand-up comedy?
It's already happened. No, it's not important because I've had a vasectomy, so it's fine. But no, Luigi's getting her anal glands tested.
What conspiracy theory did Matt share?
Oh, how was that? His vasectomy. The vasectomy. Does it hurt? I mean, not anal glands, like the vasectomy.
How did the crew react to royals in Australia?
Does it hurt when they sort of end that part of you?
When you come out of recovery, it's a little bit tender.
Yeah. What do you mean by tender? Are we talking like bloody Jordan Rickey nail in the foot sort of stuff?
What did Matt's segment cover this week?
Put it this way.
You wouldn't grab hold of it. Right. In fact, it's so sensitive. I didn't shake when I urinated.
That's hard because like, well, not hard, but it's difficult because obviously that's such a part of you. Yeah.
Vital part. In fact, so vital.
What was the Melbourne machete clean-up story?
Without it, you blokes wouldn't be here.
So there you go, smartass. You know, when Trish comes in, can we do a thing where today, because we've been getting some, like, our listeners know how unfunny she is and that. Yeah. But can we laugh at everything she says? Yeah.
What was the fight between Trish and Matty about?
So, like, we make it seem like she's, like, so she knows what it feels like to be us where everyone laughs.
Yeah. Yeah. I got it.
What was the quote of the week and its significance?
We just won't overdo it.
I was going to say, do we go like Joker hysterics or are we just like giggling? Should we have someone nominated as the person who is like the last to laugh so when they stop, everyone should stop? Yeah.
I'll do that. I'll laugh and just do little things like, mate, you're on today.
Yeah, just make her feel like secure and shit, Dad, like you do in your relationship.
Yeah.
You don't do that at all.
Good job there, mate. And for people who are going to watch on YouTube, you'll see the reaction, but also you'll hear her satisfaction or her joy in her voice. First time she'll be satisfied in a long time. Again, just be very, very happy that I was able to, once upon a time, satisfy. Otherwise, you two imbeciles would not be here. I'm still not convinced. I'm thinking turkey and basil. Just, hey, okay. Righto? Let's put a pause. Okay, Trish is going to be here any second.
And me and Jack have swapped roles today in case you can hear it differently on the YouTube or you can listen differently because I'm in a different mic. I'm doing Jack's role today. Yeah, I've gone for a bit more of a casual role. As you can see, I'm eating some two-minute noodles and I'm just going to relax in a bit today. Cooper's going to settle in and do the live cutting for me. Nice work.
Yeah.
Well, the good thing is because, Dad, you know how we're coming up with a plan to – you know how mum makes you useless all the time? Like you don't have life skills? Yeah. So I'm trying to learn everything so that we don't need Jack or Trish anymore in our life and you and I can live together happily ever after. Oh, God. How exciting. Good luck, mate. Imagine people come across the cutting room floor over the last two years. Imagine – I know, you'd be cancelled. Dad would be cancelled. That's it. Cooper keeps his notebook of things that he has on people. Well, don't you worry. Mine on YouTube is the cutting room floor. Don't you worry. It's well backed up.
Okay. I look forward to it. So people, just listening people, Trisha's going to be here in a second.
She just texted me and said she's a minute away. Okay.
When she comes in, we'll restart the podcast.
No, we'll just say we've been going. Okay, we've been going. Do you want to do a little intro for people on what's coming up too?
Yeah, look, coming up on the podcast, we're going to tease what's going to come up in the next couple of weeks. On Monday, we're going to do a thing all on the Dragons about the situation about Shane Flanagan, the Mick Ennis situation of interim coach Dean Young sacking Mick.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Where's Trish and what prank did the crew pull?
0:00–0:25
2
What did Trish announce about her stand-up comedy?
0:25–0:34
3
What conspiracy theory did Matt share?
0:34–0:42
4
How did the crew react to royals in Australia?
0:42–0:56
5
What did Matt's segment cover this week?
0:56–1:14
6
What was the Melbourne machete clean-up story?
1:14–1:28
7
What was the fight between Trish and Matty about?
1:28–1:34
8
What was the quote of the week and its significance?
1:34–58:34