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Chapter 1: What birthday celebration kicks off this episode?
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear McCollum.
Happy birthday to you. it's funny because you're dressed in a suit wearing a tie because you're going to a big event you're going to an event where Steven Spielberg is going to talk about Disclosure Day and I told you let me finish I told you before this podcast just go now go now because you're not going to be here for the pod and I realized why you stayed for the happy birthday song
Cause also I wanted to, cause you didn't know it was my birthday.
Yeah. Nor did I care. I know. That's fair. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blow out your Ralph's cake. Happy birthday, kiddo.
Thanks, Bob. That was crazy. My wish was I wish Bobby cared about my birthday. And right when I blew it out, you said happy birthday.
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Chapter 2: What event is the guest attending after the podcast?
Dude, it's so weird that you just said that because my emotions just changed about it. And I'm gonna give you a hug. It was like obsession. Wow.
Wow. The wishbone.
Yeah, yeah. Come here, wishbone.
The wishbone. You saw it? I saw it.
It's so good.
And I'll say this. Are you drinking? You're not drinking this. No. So you got this just for me to drink alone?
Well, I want him a cone to have some too.
Okay, I'll cheers you.
Mm, yeah.
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Chapter 3: How do the speakers express their feelings about birthdays?
I've realized you do have talent. You really do.
Thank you.
Yeah, you're a creative kid, you have talent, and I, you know, being a Hollywood piece of shit, I'm gonna treat you nicer. because I believe one day you will get that opportunity. So I'm gonna change and go, kid, kiddo, dude, you got it, kid. And you're talented and I embrace you and I want you to have a good time tonight and whatever you need, I got you.
If he gives you money, I'll give you double. I gave him five grand.
I'm gonna give you 10 grand. No, but I'm giving him five grand today. For what? And five grand on his birthday. For why? Birthday party, huh? Why'd you give him five grand today? Because, well, he needed the money. He said he can't pay rent, so I gave him five grand, and then I said, on Friday at your birthday party, I'll give you another five, so 10. I'll give you. So 20.
Yeah, but then I have to see the receipts first to know that you got the money, and then I will do. It was cash. I gave him cash. I'd like to see the cash. Yeah, yeah. Do you have the cash on you?
It's in my car.
It's in your car. Go grab it. Uber Eats. It's redheaded trickery. He's not a redhead.
I know you. I'm not a trick. You're a deceiver. You're a treat. Yeah, yeah. Well, what annoys me about the kid is he saw me get out of my car and he stared at my hand like an autistic little spy. And he was like, oh, what is that? Is that a gift for me? Mm-hmm. And it's annoying because it is, but it's so annoying that you stared. You didn't even say hi.
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